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DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« on: February 12, 2014, 08:18:38 PM »
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Levi's pulled my pants down !
     
I am now ready for a career in plumbing or fixing TVs because Levi's decided to change the cut of their 505 jeans without telling anyone.

I guess I am guilty of "shopping like a man" because at least on some items, I just buy the same thing I got last time. So as one pair of 505s wore out, I went online (because I live in a town with no remaining brick-and-mortar shopping options) and bought another pair. Brand new. Pre-wash, ready to go. The same thing as last time, I thought.

I tried them on and felt a little draft. Pulled them up because they felt low. Took two steps and out comes the moon again.

Levi seemed to have no trouble giving new numbers to new models of jeans but now they just swapped out the old cut for this new cut. I'm in my 5th decade of this lifetime so I have a few questions for the young, in-shape and hip:

- will I ever get over the urge to constantly pull these up higher?
- would it be okay to wear these with suspenders, perhaps like the ones Robin Williams had for Mork?
- am I supposed to buy a thong now ?

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1. Could it be
 
that you've grown just a skosh broader in the hip and thigh?
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4. I've had same issue with 505s recently. If I pull em up, I get groin strangulation. Butt crack it is

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5. Is the zipper the same length as the zipper on an old pair?
 
I have to laugh at the 1 1/2- 2" zippers on super-low-cut "fashionable" jeans. 
Or the other end of the spectrum, zippers on old man suit pants are about 12" long so they can hitch their pants up above the navel with a belt or suspenders if they are skinny. Wearing the pants low, below a belly, means they have to slant up toward the lower back which defies gravity.

If Levi's doesn't comply with the petition and make them with the old cut again... if you wear size large shirts buy large-long, for tall or long torso'd men, or in the winter, anyway,
you could try a lower back warmer belly band- (for men & women)
http://global.rakuten.com/en/category/underwear/mens/belly_bands/

 

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2014, 08:25:04 PM »
You have to hand it to them every little once in a while.

That's funny stuff.
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2014, 08:58:56 PM »
Another Dummy posted this

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2014, 08:07:19 AM »
There is a fix for "Plumber's Crack"....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-p1I2K0M9Q[/youtube]

Also, here's instructions on how to hug a plumber....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUa40FpGLhc[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2014, 09:51:34 AM »
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If Levi's doesn't comply with the petition and make them with the old cut again

Ahh the DUchebag mindset strikes again.
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2014, 09:56:10 AM »
There is a fix for "Plumber's Crack"....

Uh-huh.

Shirts with long tails have saved this rear from being exposed more times than I dare count.

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2014, 10:42:23 AM »
Uh-huh.

Shirts with long tails have saved this rear from being exposed more times than I dare count.


At 6' 4" it's hard to find those long tail shirts and coats. ....and nothing freezes you than having the small of your back exposed to the cold.
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2014, 10:47:56 AM »
At 6' 4" it's hard to find those long tail shirts and coats. ....and nothing freezes you than having the small of your back exposed to the cold.

I'm about an inch shorter, but I live in a market where "tall" dominates, so it's not much of a problem, if at all.

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2014, 10:53:38 AM »
DUmmie KurtNYC states he's into is 5th decade, so his problem is obvious.

It' not the pants, it's him.  He's suffering from a old man's condition known as "Goneass". 

He no longer has enough ass to hold his pants up.   :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2014, 11:01:11 AM »
DUmmie KurtNYC states he's into is 5th decade, so his problem is obvious.

It' not the pants, it's him.  He's suffering from a old man's condition known as "Goneass". 

He no longer has enough ass to hold his pants up.   :lmao:
When your measurements are 36 54 36 it's time for "spenders".

Frank, I get the tall sizes but they aren't common to WAL-MART and the cheap stores. ....or that's what the wife tells me. I let her buy my clothes because she won't approve of anything I buy. :-)
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2014, 11:10:27 AM »
Frank, I get the tall sizes but they aren't common to WAL-MART and the cheap stores.

That's what I mean, though; they're very common sizes here and available even in the cheap stores, because the free-market system on its own allocates goods where they serve the greatest good.

The cousin on the other hand would have considerable problems getting garbed in Nebraska.

It's not perfect, this "allocation," but nothing is.  It's however about as perfect as one can get.
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2014, 11:11:44 AM »
When your measurements are 36 54 36 it's time for "spenders".

Frank, I get the tall sizes but they aren't common to WAL-MART and the cheap stores. ....or that's what the wife tells me. I let her buy my clothes because she won't approve of anything I buy. :-)

Use Amazon.  Men's Big & Tall section.

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2014, 11:16:52 AM »
Use Amazon.  Men's Big & Tall section.

Well, yeah, one can do that, but that's mail-order.

Life's much easier when one can just walk into a store and pull something off the racks.
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2014, 11:28:32 AM »
there comes a time in every man's life when it's best to forgo the complexity of belts and suspenders and embrace the subtle simplicity of elastic and sweatpants.
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2014, 11:32:59 AM »
Well, yeah, one can do that, but that's mail-order.

Life's much easier when one can just walk into a store and pull something off the racks.

But I hate shopping.  I can sit in my living room and order it over the internet and the man in the brown truck brings it to my house in two days.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2014, 11:44:00 AM »
Well, yeah, one can do that, but that's mail-order.

Life's much easier when one can just walk into a store and pull something off the racks.

I've looked at the big and tall section at K Mart and Walmart, (not that I need it, I'm only 5-9), but their selections are mostly big and not for the tall.

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2014, 12:35:48 PM »
I've looked at the big and tall section at K Mart and Walmart, (not that I need it, I'm only 5-9), but their selections are mostly big and not for the tall.

The free market, in its wisdom, apparently discerned that most men in your area are big-waisted but altitudinally-challenged.

Just from casual cursory observation, does that seem true to you, about men there?
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2014, 01:42:19 PM »
Damn, for a second there I thought one of them had a job.

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2014, 01:45:44 PM »
Damn, for a second there I thought one of them had a job.

You know better than that...

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2014, 01:47:48 PM »
Yes.  You're right.  I should have known better.  :rofl:

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2014, 01:59:08 PM »
there comes a time in every man's life when it's best to forgo the complexity of belts and suspenders and embrace the subtle simplicity of elastic and sweatpants.

No, never. I would rather die. 

If I started wearing that, I'm sure my wife would oblige me. 

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2014, 02:45:49 PM »
The free market, in its wisdom, apparently discerned that most men in your area are big-waisted but altitudinally-challenged.

Just from casual cursory observation, does that seem true to you, about men there?

I would say this area probably follows the national trend on obesity.  Way too many.

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2014, 03:44:25 PM »
Carpenter disease leads to plumber's crack...
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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2014, 07:32:56 PM »
DUmmie KurtNYC states he's into is 5th decade, so his problem is obvious.

It' not the pants, it's him.  He's suffering from a old man's condition known as "Goneass". 

He no longer has enough ass to hold his pants up.   :lmao:

Ok, thanks for clearing THAT up.    :rofl:

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Re: DUmmy Blames Levis For His Plumber's Crack
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2014, 05:58:26 PM »
At 6' 4" it's hard to find those long tail shirts and coats. ....and nothing freezes you than having the small of your back exposed to the cold.

I got the same problem JR with dress shirts and tee shirts around here. I sit down and both of them come out of my pants so I was constantly tucking them back in. The internet is a godsend. I can buy them now and the best part is I don't have to go to the store and listen to the little girl tell me they are out of stock and they can special order them and come back in two weeks.

Now they come to my door by a guy driving a big brown truck!!!!  WooHoo!!!!!! 
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