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And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« on: February 10, 2014, 06:42:19 PM »
No longer are they stalwart defenders of the oppressed greeted by the applause of admiring onlookers.

Now they are terrorized by their imaginations and shrinking from their social duty because of they evil, gun-toting hate mongers.

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Today I should have said something and didn't I am very angry with myself.

I was in a local business today having my car worked on. I overheard a conversation about one of the young men at the counter who was Hispanic. He was a very nice young man, seemed to enjoy his job and care about the customers. These two men were making some horrible racist comments. I shot them a look but ignored them. I'm always afraid they are "carrying" and would harm me.

The next time I promise to speak up, remaining silent gives them permission to be bigots!

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1. i don't think you were wrong in thinking they could be armed

Proof that an armed society is a polite society.

Also proof that as soon as the Proglodytes decide to step out-of-line en masse they won't last past lunch.

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2014, 06:49:14 PM »
Seriously now.

Okay, I'm deaf; I have no idea what hearing people can hear.

If such comments actually were made--I'm however dubious--wouldn't they be kind of, well, whispered or hushed, rather than out loud?

Can hearing people hear that well, from several feet away in a place that reasonably has other noises going on, obscuring what's being whispered or muttered?

I'll bet the guys were talking about the latest hog prices, and the primitive made it up into this.
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2014, 06:52:02 PM »
It's almost, oh, I dunno, NEVER that I hear people I KNOW making racial comments.  And among strangers?  AYFKM?
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2014, 07:17:36 PM »
It's almost, oh, I dunno, NEVER that I hear people I KNOW making racial comments.  And among strangers?  AYFKM?
Never.  Ever.  Even Democrats don't.   :rotf:
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2014, 07:26:48 PM »
Frank, have you ever been so lost in thought that you "zone out" and your field of vision sort of blanks...except where something is moving?

I used to drive fairly long distances  for a living and would get into a "zone" where I would "see" other traffic, lights, signs...but would "snap out" of it realizing that I had just driven a stretch of curvy road without consciously turning the wheel in reaction to the route profile.

Similarly, I have been in environments where a particular odor has been predominate: new paint and carpet, for instance, or the old oil smell of a garage.  After a while the sense of smell diminishes until a new smell intrudes; a plate of warm cookies or a gas burner coming on, for instance.

I find that it is similar with sound.  Environmental sounds fade, and if they aren't too loud thay can become so much a part of the background that they escape notice.  One might hear the furnace come on, and then hear it come on again, without having taken notice that it had turned off.  Contrasting sounds, especially voices or music as opposed to mechanical  tapping or whooshy air noises, attract notice and get through the "filter".

So it might be that a conversation, even at low to moderate volume, could be heard at some distance, especially in an area with a lot of hard surfaces (few curtains or rugs to absorb the sound) such as the customer area of an automotive service business.

Or, the psych meds the DUmmie is taking have caused him to hear the voices, which he has misattributed to the other customers...

Or DUmmies lie...all the time...
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2014, 07:33:12 PM »
Seriously now.

Okay, I'm deaf; I have no idea what hearing people can hear.

If such comments actually were made--I'm however dubious--wouldn't they be kind of, well, whispered or hushed, rather than out loud?

Oh, not at all Coach.  We non-hearing-impaired use finely acquired bass voices as loud as we can.  We generally start slapping each other on the back and crack beers in the waiting room talking about NASCAR and such.  Most of the time, we pull out concealed Thompson Sub-Machine guns and start asking for directions to the nearest school.  Other times, we just shoot holes in the ceiling.

God, these idiots are deranged. :whatever:
              

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2014, 07:35:08 PM »
I used to drive fairly long distances  for a living and would get into a "zone" where I would "see" other traffic, lights, signs...but would "snap out" of it realizing that I had just driven a stretch of curvy road without consciously turning the wheel in reaction to the route profile.


Heh....On Convoy.  Been there, done that.   :-)
              

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2014, 07:56:00 PM »
How do DUmmies plan to win the armed revolution if the very thought that someone "MIGHT" have a gun makes them wet their pants?
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2014, 08:11:54 PM »
I used to drive fairly long distances  for a living and would get into a "zone" where I would "see" other traffic, lights, signs...but would "snap out" of it realizing that I had just driven a stretch of curvy road without consciously turning the wheel in reaction to the route profile.

So many times I have pulled into my driveway with no memory of the drive from my office, which included some very tricky freeway changes and downtown traffic.   :o

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2014, 08:19:59 PM »
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I'm always afraid they are "carrying" and would harm me.

Your fears are unfounded, primitive. Believe me, we don't have to be "carrying" to make you wish you had kept your stupid little thoughts to yourself.

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2014, 09:02:29 PM »
So many times I have pulled into my driveway with no memory of the drive from my office, which included some very tricky freeway changes and downtown traffic.   :o



I've been working at the same place for almost ten years, and I couldn't tell you anything about one single solitary drive into work after I switched to day shift.  I'm convinced I could sleep through the entire commute, and just let muscle memory take over. 

I hate working days. 

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2014, 10:20:26 PM »
Dear DUmmie: Half my family is Mexican. My sister is half Mexican. My cousin, her husband and children are Mexican. Her husband is a LEGAL immigrant. They don't believe in illegal immigration. My (step) brother and sister are Mexican. I had grandparents who were Mexican (they died years and years ago). Only we called them abuela and abuelo. They also came from Mexico. They were LEGAL immigrants. My stepmom, aunt and uncle are first generation Americans. My grandpa used to go back to Mexico every year to visit relatives and always remember to bring us Mexican cookies (these puppies are huge) and Mexican cheese for me because I loved it so much. He called me his little gringita. When we'd visit them there would always be warm tortillas and beans (and menudo, if we were lucky). All are bilingual and speak both English and Spanish in their homes, though some of us are more fluent than others (my brother and sisters and I, speak English mostly). When one of us got in trouble, my stepmom would swear up a blue streak in Spanish. We did have those words memorized.

Oh, and my brother is not only Mexican but he's (gasp!) gay and lives in San Francisco. He's a great guy. He doesn't make a spectacle of himself, though. He just lives a quiet life with his partner. We used to play roller derby together. He was a fanatic. I ended up on the ground, mostly. I don't get to see him very much any more, but we text each other every month or so.

But thank you for showing what bigots you really are. Pigs. You must be really insecure with your acute need to put everyone in little boxes and parrot your leaders who tell you what to think about certain groups of people. What sad, petty little lives you live.

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2014, 07:52:39 AM »
Oh looky here.  A competing bouncy:

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5. My car broke down half block away

from a mechanic's garage. They came out and looked under the hood, determined what the problem was, said they could fix it for an amount I could afford. The owner of the shop called her son and asked him to buy a part and bring it to the garage. So far, so good. Then the kid arrives with the part, doesn't see me sitting there and proceeds to say to his mom, "There's a car out there with an Obama sticker. Want me to spray '****** lover' on it?" About that time the mechanic announces that the car is fixed. I wrote a check, then dropped their business cards (which I'd planned to recommend them with) back on the counter with a "Never mind."

Last time I drove by there, the place was all boarded up. Shucky darn.

They'll use ANY excuse to type out the n-word.  It must give them such a thrill. 

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2014, 08:03:07 AM »

Sorry to take so long to respond, but I had to think about this.

What I assume is you mean something like what I do with coins and stamps, when examining them for some miniature, microscopic detail.  Most people use maganifying glasses, but I don't have to, if I know what I'm looking for.  "Focus," in other words, where one excludes all other "input" and "stimulus" so as to concentrate upon one tiny little thing.

Then I assume you mean that it might be possible for a person to use the ears in the same manner, shutting out all else and focusing on just one sort of sound, or series of sounds. 

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So it might be that a conversation, even at low to moderate volume, could be heard at some distance, especially in an area with a lot of hard surfaces (few curtains or rugs to absorb the sound) such as the customer area of an automotive service business.

You would know more about that than I do, but I remain highly skeptical that with even the most-intense concentration, a person with hearing could "pick up" sounds that are usually too low and too far away, such as whispers and mutterings.

But really, I'm the last person here on conservativecave who'd know if that's so or not.

I've been complimented--oh God, s-o-o-o-o-o many times--for being such an interested, intense, "good" listener, but really, it's always a fraud, a sham, a masquerade.

When talking with a person, I go through the whole deal of shutting out all other happenings going on around me, focusing only and solely on that person.  An intense, burning concentration that bores right through the other person.  (Which presents no problems for decent and civilized people, who usually know and understand why that is, but liars and frauds avoid me like the plague.)

But really, it's physically impossible for me to hear what's being said.

And so what's actually going on is that I'm simply imagining what's being said.

It's something I don't write about here, because it's one of the darker, most crippling, near-suicidal aspects of being deaf, and those are things best not discussed on a public message-board, excepting on Skins's island.

However, I've always been heartened by that apparently I "guess" pretty good.  My writing's read by people in real life who've had conversations I've related in stories here, and they usually agree that, yeah, I got it right.  Not perfectly, but reasonably, close.

And I suspect that hearing people too oftentimes imagine something's been said that wasn't said.  They think they heard it, but what they "heard" is in their heads, not in reality.

And I imagine that the more deranged a hearing person (e.g., a primitive) is, the more likely it is that hearing person "heard" what it wanted to hear, not necessarily what was really said. 
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2014, 08:14:43 AM »
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2014, 08:41:14 AM »
Oh looky here.  A competing bouncy:

They'll use ANY excuse to type out the n-word.  It must give them such a thrill. 
I did a quick Google search.  It's been posted at the DUmp roughly 339,000 times.

For a bunch of non-racists, they sure are racist.
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2014, 08:45:40 AM »
I sympathize with you, Frank.

I'm not deaf, but I have a problem a Dr described as "voice discrimination". It occurs in the inner ear where sound is transformed into nerve impulses before going to the brain. The pitch of the voice has something to do with it. I can hear some people perfectly well, whereas others sound like they're speaking a foreign language.

I also keep the volume of TVs and radios loud in order to drown out ambient sounds. It helps, but it makes others think that I'm losing my hearing. It's impossible for me to focus on a single conversation in a crowded room.
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2014, 09:06:16 AM »

I also keep the volume of TVs and radios loud in order to drown out ambient sounds. It helps, but it makes others think that I'm losing my hearing. It's impossible for me to focus on a single conversation in a crowded room.

Have you tried head phones?  I use them, because not everyone in the house enjoys the same programs I do.  They also allow me to go into other rooms to do stuff, like cooking dinner, laundry etc. and not miss my shows.

I get the cheap Sylvania ones (about $20 on sale) on Amazon. 

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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2014, 09:17:42 AM »
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Today I should have said something and didn't I am very angry with myself.

I was in a local business today having my car worked on. I overheard a conversation about one of the young men at the counter who was Hispanic. He was a very nice young man, seemed to enjoy his job and care about the customers. These two men were making some horrible racist comments. I shot them a look but ignored them. I'm always afraid they are "carrying" and would harm me.

The next time I promise to speak up, remaining silent gives them permission to be bigots!

How is this possible? Everyone knows that Hispanics can never, ever be racists. Maybe he was a "white Hispanic"?

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I shot them a look
Why do the crazy hens at the DUmp think this is an effective strategy?  Oooh, you looked at them!  Good for you.
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2014, 10:38:59 AM »
Why do the crazy hens at the DUmp think this is an effective strategy?  Oooh, you looked at them!  Good for you.

They probably thought she was hitting on them and were immediately traumatized by the thought. they were headed back to mexico that afternoon.
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
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6. Unfortunately, a whole lot of folks who carry arms in the city are bigots.

You mean to tell me that we control the rural areas and those of us in the urban areas are armed? You might as well kiss your ass goodbye as you're doomed. The pen is mightier than the sword only in Shangri La.
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2014, 12:35:51 PM »
Frank, have you ever been so lost in thought that you "zone out" and your field of vision sort of blanks...except where something is moving?

I used to drive fairly long distances  for a living and would get into a "zone" where I would "see" other traffic, lights, signs...but would "snap out" of it realizing that I had just driven a stretch of curvy road without consciously turning the wheel in reaction to the route profile.

Similarly, I have been in environments where a particular odor has been predominate: new paint and carpet, for instance, or the old oil smell of a garage.  After a while the sense of smell diminishes until a new smell intrudes; a plate of warm cookies or a gas burner coming on, for instance.

I find that it is similar with sound.  Environmental sounds fade, and if they aren't too loud thay can become so much a part of the background that they escape notice.  One might hear the furnace come on, and then hear it come on again, without having taken notice that it had turned off.  Contrasting sounds, especially voices or music as opposed to mechanical  tapping or whooshy air noises, attract notice and get through the "filter".

So it might be that a conversation, even at low to moderate volume, could be heard at some distance, especially in an area with a lot of hard surfaces (few curtains or rugs to absorb the sound) such as the customer area of an automotive service business.

Or, the psych meds the DUmmie is taking have caused him to hear the voices, which he has misattributed to the other customers...

Or DUmmies lie...all the time...

H5 for a thoroughly intriguing post GI, but ya hit the nail on the head with the last comment so although I enjoyed yer perspective, Ya just wasted a lotta time tellin' us what we already know. LOL! My Dad was a long haul trucker, so what you say has merit, but I doubt this DUmbass of which we are speaking of, has the intelligence of what you refer to. The phrase one track mind comes to mind.


Oh, not at all Coach.  We non-hearing-impaired use finely acquired bass voices as loud as we can.  We generally start slapping each other on the back and crack beers in the waiting room talking about NASCAR and such.  Most of the time, we pull out concealed Thompson Sub-Machine guns and start asking for directions to the nearest school.  Other times, we just shoot holes in the ceiling.

God, these idiots are deranged. :whatever:

I agree with one exception, 98, I usually carry my sawed off double barreled Parker Bros 12 gauge. Makes bigger holes in the ceiling, doncha know.
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Re: And a new breed of bouncy has been birthed
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6. Unfortunately, a whole lot of folks who carry arms in the city are bigots.

That is unfortunately true in the cities where Democrats rule. Gangbangers, be they blacks or Mexicans are the big racists.

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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2014, 02:10:24 PM »
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6. Unfortunately, a whole lot of folks who carry arms in the city are bigots.

Ahh yes. Hoyt. The failed writer/screenwriter who once claimed to be able to field strip a .45 under water, the self admitted bigot and former criminal, and the advocate for using cans of beans for defense of self.

If at any time, one ever needs a reminder that there are no limits to the stupidity of DUmmies, one only need read this ones ramblings.


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