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Offline seahorse513

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Trash mags
« on: February 07, 2014, 08:53:14 PM »
As I was going about my duties, I caught a glimpse of the trash mags at the front checkouts. You know the ones...

Well, let me tell you!!
Did you know that Ellen and her wife, Portia are getting a 2 million dollar divorce..

Michelle Obama is having a telltale book written , on how Barracks is a cheater, and a boozer?
oh , and yes, Charles and eeeeevil Camilla are trying to steal Kate's crown??

and the fun just goes on and on!! :p
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Re: Trash mags
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2014, 09:06:28 PM »
IIRC there was a thing about Obama's doctor telling him to cut back on the drinking.  Damn, I'm sure that's hard being married to Moochelle, though.  Then there are all those gay rumors about Obama, so a divorce may happen.
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Re: Trash mags
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2014, 09:13:02 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 07, 2014, 09:06:28 PM
IIRC there was a thing about Obama's doctor telling him to cut back on the drinking.  Damn, I'm sure that's hard being married to Moochelle, though.  Then there are all those gay rumors about Obama, so a divorce may happen.
Never mind about the fruitcakes, what about the danish??? Hell, maybe he likes rock hard fruitcakes...
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Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: Trash mags
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2014, 08:34:35 AM »
Gay, boozing pot-head prezzy,.......I can't wait for the movie.......

https://twitter.com/search?q=obama%20stoned&src=typd&f=realtime

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Re: Trash mags
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2014, 04:29:12 PM »
Quote from: marv on February 08, 2014, 08:34:35 AM
Gay, boozing pot-head prezzy,.......I can't wait for the movie.......

https://twitter.com/search?q=obama%20stoned&src=typd&f=realtime


Do you think the Enquirer will have the guts to pursue this story? Or any of those other rags? I remember they got the Breck Girl.  :-)
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Re: Trash mags
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2014, 02:33:21 PM »
Tricky Dick was notorious for getting sloshed, then calling SecState Henry Kissinger to talk about things.

Wouldn't be the first time that a president got hammered and attempted to do his "job." Of course with Barry, his "job" is seeing to it that he gets lots of golf time -- and in the winter, since the greens are covered with snow, what better thing to do than to drink/toke the day away? After all, who really wants to go home to Moochelle after a long day of doing nothing?
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Re: Trash mags
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2014, 05:16:21 PM »
What?  No Bat Boy?
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Re: Trash mags
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2014, 07:18:18 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 09, 2014, 05:16:21 PM
What?  No Bat Boy?

Henry Waxman or Harry Reid?
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Re: Trash mags
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2014, 09:34:38 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 09, 2014, 05:16:21 PM
What?  No Bat Boy?






Used to love seeing the headlines in line at the grocery store.

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