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Offline dutch508

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Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« on: February 05, 2014, 05:31:48 PM »
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Yes, our very own Preztel Dork is back to posting at DUmpmonkiez R US. I think we need to have a pool going to pick when the next time he'll get the boot again.

He claims he has learned his lesson.... poor stupid DUmpmonkie. He'll offend again. He can't help it.

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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2014, 05:36:07 PM »
Speaking of absentees, what about the freeloading broad down in Tucson?

I don't think she got into trouble with Skins, but still, she's been gone for the longest time now.
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2014, 05:53:25 PM »
Speaking of absentees, what about the freeloading broad down in Tucson?

I don't think she got into trouble with Skins, but still, she's been gone for the longest time now.

Ever since she got the keys to the castle, she hasn't shown herself.

Leftcoastnumbers and Loconuts have gone missing too.
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2014, 05:54:46 PM »
Ever since she got the keys to the castle, she hasn't shown herself.

Leftcoastnumbers and Loconuts have gone missing too.


And the freeloading stewert.

Damn, maybe the primitives are dropping like flies, making the world a better place.
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 04:24:58 PM »
Ever since she got the keys to the castle, she hasn't shown herself.

Leftcoastnumbers and Loconuts have gone missing too.

His  (LocoNuts) last post was on the 22nd of January..
My guess is his new therapist got wind of his constant posting at the dump and read some of the mental health threads and told him to stay the hell away from there.  To which he undoubtedly replied..  'But, but but.. I have to host the movies group!'

On edit, i recently had to register in order to get the full experience, like ATA and member profiles.. Not sure about moling yet..
« Last Edit: February 07, 2014, 04:29:59 PM by HeavyMetal »

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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2014, 04:35:29 PM »
On edit, i recently had to register in order to get the full experience, like ATA and member profiles.. Not sure about moling yet..

If you're unsure, or uneasy, or unconfident, about moling, then relax and do all those other things (checking out the nonpublic parts of Skins's island).  Take all the time you want, until you're no longer unsure.

Armed with knowledge like that garnered over a period of time, you'll be a better mole.
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2014, 04:53:11 PM »
If you're unsure, or uneasy, or unconfident, about moling, then relax and do all those other things (checking out the nonpublic parts of Skins's island).  Take all the time you want, until you're no longer unsure.

Armed with knowledge like that garnered over a period of time, you'll be a better mole.

Yeah, I've been reading over there for a while, but never really needed to register until I started reading CC and wanting to be able to see profiles and see how many hidden posts people have since the new rules.  If I have any questions about moling down the road I know where to ask for help..
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2014, 04:56:39 PM »
DU is the ministry of free speech. Fee speech might be the exception to the free speech rule there.
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2014, 05:17:28 PM »
Yeah, I've been reading over there for a while, but never really needed to register until I started reading CC and wanting to be able to see profiles and see how many hidden posts people have since the new rules.  If I have any questions about moling down the road I know where to ask for help..
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The bigger deal's just to enjoy it.

The primitives take things too seriously, which is most of the reason they're so funny.
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2014, 05:19:55 PM »
His  (LocoNuts) last post was on the 22nd of January..
My guess is his new therapist got wind of his constant posting at the dump and read some of the mental health threads and told him to stay the hell away from there.

If I was the shrink I'd be asking for referrals. That place is a psychiatric gold mine.
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2014, 05:30:32 PM »
If I was the shrink I'd be asking for referrals. That place is a psychiatric gold mine.

What's frustrating is that the past three, four, years, the primitives have lit campfires better suited for the specialized forums, in General Discussion and the Lounge instead.

Mental problems in General Discussion, recipes in the Lounge, and so on.

I dunno why they do this, because it makes their posts harder to find among all the other stuff.
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2014, 06:22:44 PM »
Speaking of absentees, what about the freeloading broad down in Tucson?

I don't think she got into trouble with Skins, but still, she's been gone for the longest time now.
Maybe the free apartment was really the looney bin. Forced incarceration. internet privileges revoked until she "improves." ...or jail.

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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2014, 07:35:25 PM »
I was wondering the other day about that absolute jag-dork "The Magistrate".
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Re: Pretzel Dork out on Probation.
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2014, 09:08:53 PM »


On edit, i recently had to register in order to get the full experience, like ATA and member profiles.. Not sure about moling yet..

No need to mole, ever. Being registered allows you to log in during defcon 5.
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