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Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« on: February 05, 2014, 12:51:47 PM »
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Aerows (21,030 posts) Oct 12, 2013

I fell asleep in the chair outside
 
I had the laptop on my lap, by there was this little pull on my shirt.

Yep, the raccoon that insists on being my friend was there because I had put the cat inside. It's little hand yanked on my shirt to wake me up.

What on earth?


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Raccoons - dumb question [View all]  Oct 23, 2013
 
I have one that is a frequent visitor. She loves cat food, and lingers quite a bit with anything left in cat bowls. She's kind of solitary, though I think she was one of the brood I saw running around in the spring.

She's cute, and snatched my shirt one night when I was asleep on the porch. She nipped me (nothing bad, just a playful pinch) on the toe when she wasn't fed. I fed her, and she placidly crunched on cat food like she owned the place. She was about a foot away from me. I didn't dare touch her.

Is she dangerous? Is she rabid? Will she hurt the cat? So far, none of those things have come to pass, but she's kind of small. If she gets full grown will this be a problem?

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Okay, the raccoons have gotten ridiculous

I was out on the side patio, and two juveniles mobbed me. Like, sniffing my feet mobbed me. I went on the other patio to get the cat and bring her in, and there they came, and I had to grab her up and toss her inside while one of them grabbed my damn foot and sock as I was *fleeing* it. I don't think it was trying to bite, I think it was just hungry and was trying to stop the food wagon (I haven't left food out for them because they have gotten to be a nuisance).

What in the hell do I do with these damn things to get them to stop mobbing me? The cat was just sitting there like "they aren't going to mess with me if I don't mess with them" but they freaking run up to me like I'm their damn mother! Seriously, I felt a little raccoon slobber on my sock. It was trying to keep me from running away because I didn't feed it.





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Raccoon update [View all] Jan 5, 2014
 
I got bitten by one. I went outside, and the damn thing bit me on the toe while I was talking on the phone. WTF?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4284727

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36. I was on the porch, and it ran up to me. I tried to brush it away, but it bit me.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4283756

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For those that followed the entire saga of the raccoon bite

I got my last shot yesterday. It's a doozy in making me feel fatigued, but I'm pretty overjoyed I won't get rabies!http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024445713

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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2014, 12:53:46 PM »
Jeez, take a shower or something, hippie.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2014, 12:58:42 PM »


The final solution for raccoons
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2014, 01:00:46 PM »
You feed wild animals and they become dependent. When not fed they can become dangerous. 

The same is true with welfare recipients. Look at the calls for violence from the DUmmies when they think their feeding trough from Uncle SugahBama is threatened.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2014, 02:18:05 PM »
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Okay, the raccoons have gotten ridiculous

I was out on the side patio, and two juveniles mobbed me. Like, sniffing my feet mobbed me. I went on the other patio to get the cat and bring her in, and there they came, and I had to grab her up and toss her inside while one of them grabbed my damn foot and sock as I was *fleeing* it. I don't think it was trying to bite, I think it was just hungry and was trying to stop the food wagon (I haven't left food out for them because they have gotten to be a nuisance).

What in the hell do I do with these damn things to get them to stop mobbing me? The cat was just sitting there like "they aren't going to mess with me if I don't mess with them" but they freaking run up to me like I'm their damn mother! Seriously, I felt a little raccoon slobber on my sock. It was trying to keep me from running away because I didn't feed it.

Change "raccoon" to "democrat voter" and you'll understand how I feel every time I look at tax withholding on my paystub, you retarded shit.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2014, 03:35:52 PM »
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2014, 04:10:18 PM »
I had a pet 'coon for several years.....if they had a thumb they WOULD be trouble with a capital "T".
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 02:13:28 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 05, 2014, 01:00:46 PM
You feed wild animals and they become dependent. When not fed they can become dangerous. 

The same is true with welfare recipients. Look at the calls for violence from the DUmmies when they think their feeding trough from Uncle SugahBama is threatened.

Great analogy.  :hi5:
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 02:58:29 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on February 05, 2014, 02:18:05 PM
Change "raccoon" to "democrat voter" and you'll understand how I feel every time I look at tax withholding on my paystub, you retarded shit.

Same thought I had reading this thread. I would call these DUmmies retarded, but I don't want to offend retards.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 06:54:38 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 05, 2014, 04:10:18 PM
I had a pet 'coon for several years.....if they had a thumb they WOULD be trouble with a capital "T".

I did too! Her name was Remington.  She was a baby when I found her. She was the best pet. I would be working in my front yard and she would follow me around.  People would drive by slowly I guess thinking I was about to be kamikazed. :lmao:  she loved to run her fingers through my hair.  But sometimes she was deadly. I couldnt go near her when she was in heat.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 09:59:12 AM »
Quote from: Gina on February 06, 2014, 06:54:38 AM
I did too! Her name was Remington.  She was a baby when I found her. She was the best pet. I would be working in my front yard and she would follow me around.  People would drive by slowly I guess thinking I was about to be kamikazed. :lmao:  she loved to run her fingers through my hair.  But sometimes she was deadly. I couldnt go near her when she was in heat.
Well, the males get even worse during that time. "Rascal" was house broken and had his own bedroom. I would put "Rascal" outside during rut. My X-wife thought I was being mean until once during that time he put a canine tooth thru her shoe, big toe nail, big toe and out the bottom of the sole of her shoe. From then on she trusted my judgement of when it was time for him to be caged outside for about 6 weeks. Usually outside about this time of year actually.

He was about the size of my fist when we got him and we did enjoy him for about 4 or 5 years. Someone unlatched his cage one day and he must have followed some slut off into the wild.

Even though he was a lot of fun, I wouldn't raise another one and keep it.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2014, 10:59:47 AM »
Just so I don't have to throw this in photobucket.

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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2014, 11:35:09 AM »

It's freaking snowing here again!

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It's freaking snowing here again!


I'm on the Gulf Coast. We have huge chunks of sleet falling all over the place, and it's going to hard, it sounds like hail almost.

Time to invite that raccoon in to snuggle with you.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2014, 07:04:36 PM »
UPDATE on the raccoon saga

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024521899

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Rabies shots - is it normal to have out of control nosebleeds when you get the last shot?
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1. Are you asking about a human being or an animal?

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Aerows (21,650 posts)

4. It's me
 
I had to go through the series. Now my nose won't stop bleeding.


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2. You should probably ask a doctor
 
Seeking medical information about various symptoms on DU is probably not the best idea.

Just sayin'

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11. ya think? "I have uncontrollable bleeding, maybe I will ask a progressive forum what I should do?"

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7. My nose keeps bleeding
 
like, badly, and I wonder if it has to do with the rabies shot. Don't get me wrong - I'm overjoyed that I will live, but damn.


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12. Ah, you finally got the shots
 
I missed that part of the saga.
 

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15. I did
 
and I didn't mean to make it a saga. Since the last shot, though, I've been bleeding like a blood bank.

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27. Performance art...
 
I got bit by a raccoon....again...it happened 2x..


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35. Wait....she got bit twice?
 
Two separate occasions? Was it the same raccoon?

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37. Yes, once at night and then again the next morning, IIRC. n/t





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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2014, 07:10:02 PM »
 :lmao: Even the DUmmies are laughing at her.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2014, 07:13:29 PM »
Frequent nosebleeds can be caused by brain tumors  or nose cancer. Also it can be a result of too much nose candy.
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Re: Re: Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2014, 07:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 18, 2014, 07:10:02 PM
:lmao: Even the DUmmies are laughing at her.

I had no idea Aerows was a female.
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Re: Re: Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2014, 08:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 18, 2014, 07:41:09 PM
I had no idea Aerows was a female.
Well, sort of. She's a raging lezbo, though not one of the Ku Klux Klams. 

Best known for lamenting how the drought would drive up the cost of eggs.

My guess is she'll sit there until she bleeds to death.

Damn Elad. DUmmy Aerows would make a great addition to the Dead DUmmy forum.

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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2014, 10:21:00 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 05, 2014, 04:10:18 PM
I had a pet 'coon for several years.....if they had a thumb they WOULD be trouble with a capital "T".

They do have thumbs, If they open their paws up, you will see it..
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2014, 06:54:32 AM »
The DUmmy just proves those old sayings -

"You don't learn anything the second time a raccoon bites you."

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"Bite me once, shame on you. Bite me twice, shame on me."
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2014, 09:20:49 AM »
She should hand feed the largest alligators she can find.
Too bad there's no crocodiles close to her.
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Re: Raccoon Bites Foot & Hand That Feeds It
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2014, 12:10:01 PM »
Raccoon saga UPDATE    :rotf:

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Health care costs in the US are completely reasonable

Raccoon bite, rabies series?

$18,000. I shit you not. I was walking, didn't spend a day in the hospital, just got injected with bad shit in the emergency room and got shots that took a total of five minutes apiece.

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8. Oh, and icing on the cake?
 
My insurance has refused to cover it. I'm officially ****ed.


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