primitive inquires about Dennis the Menace

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018564449

Oh my.

Brand-new campfire, no responses yet.

<<<will watch, to see if any primitive gets it right.

LeftofObama (3,681 posts)    Thu Jan 30, 2014, 06:18 PM

Has anyone heard from Denninmi?

I haven't seen any posts from him in a while. I hope he's ok!

[BadCat]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018564449

Oh my.

Brand-new campfire, no responses yet.

<<<will watch, to see if any primitive gets it right.

I hope he's dying in intense pain.

[franksolich]

I hope he's dying in intense pain.

Nine minutes it's been up, 23 views, no comments.

I assume the primitives don't care about the gone-away Dennis the Menace.

[franksolich]

First up:

CaliforniaPeggy (107,663 posts)    Thu Jan 30, 2014, 06:30 PM

1. I haven't heard from him since Christmas, my dear LeftofObama...

He sent me some flowers then, and I sent him a PM thanking him. He did respond, and that was the last communication I've had.
 
I hope he's OK too...

I hate having my friends disappear.

[GOBUCKS]

It's unfortunate that we apparently don't have Dennis's real name.

He made several posts about trying to get up the nerve to commit suicide.

We tried to counsel him on that decision.

He was surely crushed by his failure to crack the Top Ten in the 2013 Top DUmmy election.

But with no way to check Detroit-area obits, we have no way to know if he finally did the right thing.

He really is, or was, a pathetic waste of skin.

[franksolich]

Second up:

elleng (44,869 posts)    Thu Jan 30, 2014, 06:39 PM

2. Heard early November, tired of being stalked, thinking of different fora. Nothing since then.

Hmmmm.

<<<wonders who was stalking Dennis the Menace, the fiend.

[franksolich]

Third up:

LeftofObama (3,685 posts)  Thu Jan 30, 2014, 06:43 PM 

3. That's a shame that someone was stalking him!

I always found his posts to be honest and heartfelt. Poor guy.

Yeah.  I'd like to know who was stalking him, too, so as to deal with the creep.

[franksolich]

elleng (44,870 posts)   Thu Jan 30, 2014, 06:46 PM

5. Yes. Hope he's OK.

<<<thinks as long as he's staying off Skins's island and submitting himself to professional help, he's okay.

[Carl]

He got elbowed out as top lunatic by loco and amber so he picked up his last marble and went home.

[franksolich]

He got elbowed out as top lunatic by loco and amber so he picked up his last marble and went home.

Well, if that's what he did, it's a good thing.

Remember, Dennis the Menace has some really serious mental problems, and hanging around Skins's island made them worse.  He needed to extricate himself from the primitives, and deal with mental health professionals in real life, which it appears he's doing.

[franksolich]

For illumination of the primitives lurking at this thread, of which there's a lot:

franksolich's comment upon the locust primitive winning #04 Top DUmmie of 2013:

I'd hate to see the pilgrim primitive disappear, myself.

Like the locust primitive, even though he's nuts, he can somehow hold his own against bullying primitives ostensibly saner than he is.

But some nuts are softer, and shouldn't be on Skins's island.  They're too vulnerable.

And so franksolich has a confession to make here.

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Sometimes the primitives accuse decent and civilized people of "chasing" some of their fellow primitives away.

The addlepated grasswire primitive is the chief among them, with all her silly accusations about franksolich doing in the late red round one, and shoving the hippywife primitive Mrs. Alfred Packer away.

Which is nonsense.  I won't comment on the disappearance of the late red round one, but I will point out that it was hippyhubby Wild Bill who forced Mrs. Alfred Packer to leave Skins's island, because he was jealous of all the attention she was giving the cooking and baking primitives; attention he thought she should be paying him.

franksolich at no time hindered, obstacled, or prevented Mrs. Alfred Packer from hanging around with the primitives; in fact, such would've been stupid, given the rich quality of light entertainment and amusement the hippywife primitive provided the DUmpster.

There is however one exception, where franksolich actively and vigorously tried chasing a primitive away.

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I could never do anything about the subway cat, who didn't belong there either, as she was too firmly entrenched until her loving caring sisters had her put away last September, but when Dennis the Menace showed up a few years ago, since he was still new, I could.

The first time I read him, I thought, "Uh oh.  This guy doesn't belong here.  He's nuts, and he's going to embarrass himself, make himself look like a fool, and certain malicious primitives are going to take advantage of his vulnerabilities....."

It was so long ago probably nobody remembers any more, but at first, I came down really hard on him, so as to discourage him from hanging around the primitives.  I was mean, I was rough, I was tough, with him.

It did no good however, and so over time I lessened the pressure, ultimately giving up.

My motives were wholly decent and noble; he didn't belong there, and he was going to hurt himself hanging around.  He had to be driven somewhere to get competent psychiatric help.

I dunno what finally chased him away, but as I constantly reminded him, he could be one thing or another thing; he could be either sane, or a primitive.  He couldn't be both at the same time, just one thing or the other thing.

<<<a sterling example of purity of purpose, of Nobility, of watching out for one's fellow man, especially those weak and vulnerable.

You know, this was another example of the CalPig primitive betraying herself to be a rectal aperture.

Many might recall that Dennis the Menace whined to her, in personal messages, about "being made fun of," after which she took up the matter with Skins in the ATA forum.

Lest one's forgotten, the CalPig primitive was once a registered nurse, for decades.

Being a registered nurse, she was at least somewhat familiar with mental illnesses and the best ways of dealing with them.  The old lady knew that hanging around on Skins's island was bad for Dennis the Menace, and even exacerbated his problems.

She knew this.

She was professionally obligated to explain this to him; that he shouldn't be hanging with the primitives, and should seek competent professional help instead.

But no; she totally ignored the ethics and morals of her lifelong profession, and instead maligned decent and civilized people who had Dennis the Menace's best interests at heart.

[franksolich]

Well, Hell.

It looks like I killed that thread; no primitive's daring to comment on it.

Sorry.

[GOBUCKS]

I think maybe Dennis was being stalked by one of the other DUmmies.

But just off the point for a second, LocoNuts has nearly disappeared as well.

He made a post over a week ago about his shrink being mean to him, then nothing.

Skimmer gave him his stupid "movie" forum out of pity, but he just posted there once or twice and evaporated.

I think the demands and pressure of being a forum boss pushed him over the edge.

[Dori]

I think maybe Dennis was being stalked by one of the other DUmmies.

But just off the point for a second, LocoNuts has nearly disappeared as well.

He made a post over a week ago about his shrink being mean to him, then nothing.

Skimmer gave him his stupid "movie" forum out of pity, but he just posted there once or twice and evaporated.

I think the demands and pressure of being a forum boss pushed him over the edge.

The DUmmies are really boring lately.  LFR hasn't reported that she burned down her new apt. making lasagna, and leftcoastnumbers hasn't asked for anymore handouts.

[Purple Sage]

LFR is worried that dimes are being dropped on the donors.

Giving LocoNuts that forum was the worst thing skinner could have done.  Overly excited quickly goes into psychosis with the mentally ill.

[FiddyBeowulf]

LFR is worried that dimes are being dropped on the donors.

Giving LocoNuts that forum was the worst thing skinner could have done.  Overly excited quickly goes into psychosis with the mentally ill.

Manic/depressive cycling. The high of being made the boss of his own forum gave way to the sad realization that the only thing he has ever accomplished was becoming the forum boss of kook political message board in another country.