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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2014, 01:05:47 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on January 30, 2014, 09:43:38 AM
You would think someone who knows everything there is to know about Latin America would know how to spell 'equator'. :lmao:

Well, we can't be for sure she was going for "equator".  She is just as close to spelling "Ecuador". 

You would think someone with a PhD could handle spelling a word most children learn in 1st-3rd grade.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2014, 01:12:03 PM »
Looking at their quotes on page one, it struck me how they can fight about anything.  Not only that, they appear to not be capable of a civilized discussion.  We have a weather thread in the Lounge, and we manage to remark about our weather trials in a pleasant manner to each other. 

DUmp democrats are nasty, vicious people. 

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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2014, 01:35:27 PM »
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BainsBane (22,467 posts)   Thu Jan 30, 2014, 01:45 AM

5. Part of it is I don't understand how those tempeartures can be dangerous

-20 F is dangerous. 30 is not. Sure, it's a drag. Nobody likes to be uncomfortable.


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Grab a bed sheet and go out into the woods at 30 degrees and sleep for the night. Next morning tell me how "not dangerous" it is. Tell ya what, to me 110 isn't dangerous. It's a helluva lot closer to normal human temperature than 2 f'n degrees below freezing yet you yankees drop like flies when it gets anywhere near it. Here's a hint: DRINK WATER.

BTW, what are "tempeartures "? I admit, I only have a bachelors, not a PhDD, so maybe I've been spelling it wrong all these years.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2014, 01:45:12 PM »
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DUmp democrats are nasty, vicious people.

Ah, madam, you make it sound like it's a recent revelation.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2014, 01:46:46 PM »
She's as boring and stupid at DU as she was here. 

The low on Tuesday was 21 degrees in Atlanta.  Go sit in your car for 12-15 hours (or 24 hours for some people) without heat because you've run out of gas and tell me how comfortable it is.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2014, 02:02:11 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 30, 2014, 01:46:46 PM
She's as boring and stupid at DU as she was here. 

The low on Tuesday was 21 degrees in Atlanta.  Go sit in your car for 12-15 hours (or 24 hours for some people) without heat because you've run out of gas and tell me how comfortable it is.

How did all those people sleep in their cars with the temps so low?  How did they stay warm?

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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2014, 03:14:22 PM »
Quote from: Dori on January 30, 2014, 02:02:11 PM
How did all those people sleep in their cars with the temps so low?  How did they stay warm?



Cars have heaters these days.

EDIT: Didn't read the running out of gas statement by Chris.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2014, 05:14:56 PM »
All I know is I'm glad I haven't had to work outside in extreme temps for a long time. I had my share of that in my youth, including places like Chicago in the dead of winter and the Florida tobacco fields in the middle of summer. I think the most miserable I've ever been physically is in extreme cold. Now I'm very content to work my tired old bones in this climate-controlled, fluorescent-lighted, hospital until I retire.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2014, 07:05:09 PM »
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Okay.  That's it.  I'm putting this primitive on the "watch list" for the Top DUmmies of 2014, for that gratuitous, undeserved, unwarranted slander of the lady.

BainsBane may be an insufferable elitist prig who thinks she's cerebrally-superior to us , but she's no rectal aperture; that description better fits tons of other primitives, but not her.

Sorry, coach, that DUmmy's description of Jugs was exactly, precisely, dead on target.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2014, 07:32:22 PM »
Only a DUmmie could troll for sympathy and brag at the same time. BrainDrain is a real piece of work!

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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2014, 08:10:58 PM »
Alex is a mean drunk.

What do you suppose she drinks to get that way?

I vote for Angostura Bitters, neat.

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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2014, 08:21:01 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 30, 2014, 08:10:58 PM
Alex is a mean drunk.

What do you suppose she drinks to get that way?

I vote for Angostura Bitters, neat.

I'm betting vinegar with a water chaser.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2014, 08:33:11 PM »
PhDD may be a drunk, but she's got a long way to go to catch up with the drunken female Nancy Greggs. She put away a couple of fifths a day, minimum.

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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2014, 09:01:25 PM »
But she says she doesn't drink.

Must be hell walking around with that kind of personality.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2014, 09:26:20 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 30, 2014, 09:01:25 PM
But she says she doesn't drink.

Must be hell walking around with that kind of personality.

Oh, she drinks, all right:

Quote from: anti-spelunker on January 13, 2014, 10:57:13 PM
I can't drink much wine.  I prefer beer or margaritas.  The little bottle definitely wasn't enough.  I won't try that again.  I was trying to be frugal.

I suspect she's reading this post right now, screaming at the monitor in impotent rage.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2014, 09:30:54 PM »
Ah.  I thought she had said she didn't drink.

Maybe she was sober for one night.  Someone give her a chip.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2014, 10:00:26 PM »
Quote from: dandi on January 30, 2014, 05:14:56 PM
All I know is I'm glad I haven't had to work outside in extreme temps for a long time. I had my share of that in my youth, including places like Chicago in the dead of winter and the Florida tobacco fields in the middle of summer. I think the most miserable I've ever been physically is in extreme cold. Now I'm very content to work my tired old bones in this climate-controlled, fluorescent-lighted, hospital until I retire.

I'm with ya.  I froze my ass off staring the Warsaw Pact down when I was young, adventurous, it was necessary for the defense of my country, and I was getting paid for it.  Didn't like it then and really, really can't stand it now.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2014, 04:13:43 AM »
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I'm with ya.  I froze my ass off staring the Warsaw Pact down when I was young, adventurous, it was necessary for the defense of my country, and I was getting paid for it.  Didn't like it then and really, really can't stand it now.

BTDT . . . :cheersmate:

Though I don't mind the occasional field visit to an electrical substation or a water treatment plant at this time of the year.  People complain about the cold--I tell them, "I used to work in an ice-cream plant's freezer.  This isn't bad."  They shut up after that.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2014, 11:28:40 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 31, 2014, 04:13:43 AM
Though I don't mind the occasional field visit to an electrical substation or a water treatment plant at this time of the year.  People complain about the cold--I tell them, "I used to work in an ice-cream plant's freezer.  This isn't bad."  They shut up after that.

That's nothing compared to when Omaha cops complain about their jobs to their Uninformed Information Services Technician.

He tells them about his days in that little catbird seat, swinging around over Omaha's enormous incoming sewage vat, fishing out all the used condoms and tampons.

He did it for years, until he finally fished out the Holy Grail of unionized labor, bogus disability.

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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2014, 02:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 30, 2014, 08:10:58 PM
Alex is a mean drunk.

What do you suppose she drinks to get that way?

I vote for Angostura Bitters, neat.



My money is on this:





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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2014, 02:11:02 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 31, 2014, 11:28:40 AM
That's nothing compared to when Omaha cops complain about their jobs to their Uninformed Information Services Technician.

He tells them about his days in that little catbird seat, swinging around over Omaha's enormous incoming sewage vat, fishing out all the used condoms and tampons.

He did it for years, until he finally fished out the Holy Grail of unionized labor, bogus disability.

Good one.  Awesome.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2014, 04:33:37 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on January 31, 2014, 02:10:00 PM
My money is on this:





CMD

That looks evil. I wouldn't drink it on a dare.
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2014, 04:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 31, 2014, 04:33:37 PM
That looks evil. I wouldn't drink it on a dare.

 :o  Me, neither...
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2014, 05:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 31, 2014, 04:33:37 PM
That looks evil. I wouldn't drink it on a dare.

While I agree with you, I think I now know the source of Ptarmy's intense hatred of anything related to lagomorphs. :whistling:
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Re: BainsBane called a rectal aperture
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2014, 05:58:18 PM »
We have extreme colds here as well, I find now it gets warmer some days than it used to in Jan., Feb.  but it's always cold and sometimes below -25+C without the wind.  I have to admit I find it funny when some people get a little snow or cold and it's a huge ****ing panic or cars are getting piled up and spinning all over the place.  I don't find it funny if people die because of it. I can't see it from the other perspective.  I've lived here all my life, so I have to think that if a F2 tornado ripped through here it would make national news.  In that case I'd have to assume that people that are used to twisters would think that an F2 tornado every couple of hundred years is nothing to complain about..
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