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Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« on: January 28, 2014, 09:53:19 PM »
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I am a total sucker for the annual State of the Union speech.

Total sucker.

I know I know I know I know, it's a show, it's TV, it is pretty words once again, and words are wind...I know, OK, so shaddap and let me enjoy the spectacle.

Especially when the guy on the stump knows how to get it done. Watching the W. Bush SOTU speeches was like getting beaten with sticks. Watching Clinton was like watching art in creation, most of the time anyway. Watching Bush Sr. was like watching pudding watch pudding. Watching Reagan was agony, but always a good show, even towards the end, because that's what he did.

President Obama knows how to get it done...and since it sounds like he's going to be flipping a few rhetorical daggers at the *ahem* legacy of Ronald Reagan tonight, the looks on the faces of the meth-addled House GOP howler monkeys will be worth the price of admission right there.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/democrats-reagan-era-obama-state-of-the-union

...and maybe, just maybe, if he parks it deep enough tonight, and I mean over the wall and the water tank and far into the wheat field...maybe he can penetrate the "both sides are to blame" gibberish peddled by the "news media" and shake this shit up.

Yeah, I know, that's asking a lot. But I can dream.

It's a show. Enjoy it. The GOP will be collectively looking like they're sucking on lemons if St. Ronald takes a beating tonight.

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This dog, and pony show got old after the first week of his campaign trail. But still, Rivers is over the moon, and enamored with Oblahma. His eyes can seem  to see no wrong. The "centrist" is pure as the driven snow.

I think I may need a barf bag.

A bit later down the thread, he posts a picture of his baby daughter. (She is cute( The problem here is twofold though. One, he posts it as if his daughter is watching the SOTU with rapt attention. She's a BABY!!! Two....tell me you're seriously not getting manicures, Pittstain...  :gay2:
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2014, 10:09:52 PM »
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Two....tell me you're seriously not getting manicures, Pittstain...


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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2014, 11:01:58 PM »
Howler monkeys? Who is he referring to? Sounds a bit racist.
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2014, 11:45:12 PM »
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Watching Clinton was like watching art in creation,

Yes, I know who is writing this, but Jeeeezus H. Keeericest.....

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.and maybe, just maybe, if he parks it deep enough tonight, and I mean over the wall and the water tank and far into the wheat field...maybe he can penetrate the "both sides are to blame" gibberish peddled by the "news media" and shake this shit up.

Yeah, I know, that's asking a lot. But I can dream.

It's a show. Enjoy it. The GOP will be collectively looking like they're sucking on lemons if St. Ronald takes a beating tonight.


Good Lord, what an idiot.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2014, 11:48:07 PM by 98ZJUSMC »
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2014, 12:49:49 AM »
He wasn't happy with the 0 using the wounded soldier.  


Edit:  cc link:  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,94245.0.html
« Last Edit: January 29, 2014, 12:53:32 AM by Purple Sage »
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2014, 03:09:23 AM »
Didn't watch it, haven't seen one yet by a Dim, not about to start now.

I remember watching "Moonshiners" and hearing "the boss" complaining Barry Bigears was still on at 9:30.
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2014, 07:25:52 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on January 28, 2014, 11:45:12 PM
Yes, I know who is writing this, but Jeeeezus H. Keeericest.....
 

Good Lord, what an idiot.

Pitt sure could do with a nip of that old Clan MacGregor.
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2014, 09:42:00 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on January 28, 2014, 11:45:12 PM
Good Lord, what an idiot.

What went around came around, in the thread about his crushing, bitter disappointment with the speech as actually given.

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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2014, 12:29:58 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on January 29, 2014, 07:25:52 AM
Pitt sure could do with a nip of that old Clan MacGregor.



You sure he can afford something from the bottom shelf?  That is some real tonsil varnish you referenced there but it still probably costs more than the Wee Willy can muster picking cans off the side of the road. :fuelfire:
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2014, 01:37:08 PM »
Was that a tingle down his leg, or did he piss himself?
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2014, 01:37:58 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 29, 2014, 01:37:08 PM
Was that a tingle down his leg, or did he piss himself?

Yes.


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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2014, 03:04:50 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on January 29, 2014, 12:29:58 PM


You sure he can afford something from the bottom shelf?  That is some real tonsil varnish you referenced there but it still probably costs more than the Wee Willy can muster picking cans off the side of the road. :fuelfire:

Doesn't Ms. Pitt have a job? I mean as employment, the Mrs., while Mr. pitt changes the diapers?
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Re: Wee Willy is a Total Sucker
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2014, 10:17:24 PM »
I wonder which speech Will Pitt was watching.

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