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Cleita summons the rain.
« on: January 21, 2014, 06:18:18 AM »
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Rain.


Time to call on our Mother Earth and the Universe to deliver a little rain. I'm a little drunk posting this because the drought is actually getting to me so out of despair and nowhere scientific to go I decided to try some woo and tonight I drank a little booze as well. I am part of the woo community here on DU and we have our own places to go to meet with each other. We seldom wander out of our zone because to be woo today is like what it was like to be otherwise ten years ago and I think you all know what I mean.

But back to the rain. Thursday, as I tried to dribble what water I could pump out of the well to water my dying rose bushes, I thought now it's time to do some manifestation. I wished, prayed and begged for rain against bright, very cloudless skies. Those skies have been relentlessly blue and cloudless for a couple a months during what is our rainy season. I started to meditate on rain falling, on me, on my neighborhood, on my town, my county, my state, every time I had a chance to focus my mind on it. To help me with the meditation, when I could do it, I accessed rain videos on YouTube. I put them on any electronic device I have if I can do it. I go to sleep to the rain videos.

Today, clouds started moving in. Yes, they are wispy clouds, but they are clouds. I can't do this by myself though. To make those wispy clouds into even foggy clouds will be more effort than I can do. To get storm clouds and rain is going to take a lot of Californians focused on pulling this energy over us.

Here is one rain video I like:

 [youtube=560,315]COBKXuz1rKQ[/youtube]

There are many, some with music. Honestly, can it hurt when there is no where else to go?

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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 06:23:30 AM »
I think it was Abraham Lincoln who told Skinner "find out what kind of booze Cleita drinks, I want to send a case to all of my DUmmies. That poster knows how to make us look like fools!"
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2014, 06:27:06 AM »
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I am part of the woo community here on DU and we have our own places to go to meet with each other. We seldom wander out of our zone because to be woo today is like what it was like to be otherwise ten years ago and I think you all know what I mean.

The Clitoris primitive is a member of The DU Woo Crew. There'e no love for the woo on the DU, so the Woo Crew never leave the Woosaw Ghetto.

Woo. It's like gay, except it makes even less sense.


« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 06:29:49 AM by Big Dog »
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2014, 07:15:41 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 21, 2014, 06:27:06 AM
The Clitoris primitive is a member of The DU Woo Crew. There'e no love for the woo on the DU, so the Woo Crew never leave the Woosaw Ghetto.

Woo. It's like gay, except it makes even less sense.




She's using woo to woo clouds? :???: :whistling: :tongue:
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2014, 07:40:56 AM »
Quote from: fatboy on January 21, 2014, 06:23:30 AM
I think it was Abraham Lincoln who told Skinner "find out what kind of booze Cleita drinks, I want to send a case to all of my DUmmies. That poster knows how to make us look like fools!"

Good one.

In case one's not aware, the Cleita primitive is one of the most ancient primitives around--she's so vintage she actually remembers what it was like, growing up in Los Angeles during the 1930s.

She's old enough to be the CalPig primitive's mother, if Cleita were grasswire.
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2014, 08:20:02 AM »
If the woos and the homos unite, I guess we get _______. <------invented word goes here.
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2014, 08:36:35 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 21, 2014, 06:27:06 AM
The Clitoris primitive is a member of The DU Woo Crew. There'e no love for the woo on the DU, so the Woo Crew never leave the Woosaw Ghetto.

Woo. It's like gay, except it makes even less sense.




She should double down and go straight to woo-woo.
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2014, 08:38:48 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on January 21, 2014, 08:36:35 AM
She should double down and go straight to woo-woo.

Bad move...you never go full woo-woo.
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2014, 08:44:07 AM »
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I started to meditate on rain falling, on me, on my neighborhood, on my town, my county, my state, every time I had a chance to focus my mind on it.

woo...
Can't argue with success!
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2014, 08:47:18 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on January 21, 2014, 08:38:48 AM
Bad move...you never go full woo-woo.

Unless, of course, you are prepared to suffer the consequences of the tripple-dog-dare-double-woo
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2014, 09:00:23 AM »
Woo woo woo

piss on you

hey, it's wet
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2014, 09:02:05 AM »
Hold on, this makes no sense.

With Gov. Moonbeam in office along with the veto proof moonbat CA State Legislature, the Great State of California should be humming along like a well-oiled machine. What is this about the lack of rain?

I refuse to believe it's true. When Democrats are in power, all is well. I have no idea what the Cleita primitive is trying to pull, but with Dems in control all is perfect in CA, and to claim otherwise is pure foolishness.

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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2014, 09:12:32 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 21, 2014, 06:27:06 AM
The Clitoris primitive is a member of The DU Woo Crew.



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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2014, 09:16:49 AM »
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Thursday, as I tried to dribble what water I could pump out of the well to water my dying rose bushes,

I turn on the hose when I water mine.  I have no idea where in CA you use well water.  She must be out in the boonies.



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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2014, 09:53:37 AM »
Woo today, woe tomorrow.
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2014, 10:05:06 AM »
I'm done with being impressed by California droughts.  I feel like California has been in a drought more often than it hasn't since I was born. 
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2014, 10:11:47 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on January 21, 2014, 10:05:06 AM
I'm done with being impressed by California droughts.  I feel like California has been in a drought more often than it hasn't since I was born. 

I've lived here in So. CA my whole life and can count on one hand how many times we've had any measureable rain worth remembering.

Oh, and I've always associated our rainy season (if you can call it that) with spring, not winter.



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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2014, 10:17:22 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on January 21, 2014, 10:05:06 AM
I'm done with being impressed by California droughts.  I feel like California has been in a drought more often than it hasn't since I was born. 
Oh the horror. I would rather my house burn down than for my rose bushes to die...I can hear them crying from the lack of water.[DUmmie/mode]
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2014, 10:44:53 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMv7TcrxHhA[/youtube]

I am a product of my childhood, and Woo Woo Ginsburg. :-)

http://newenglandexplorer.com/woo%20woo%20now.html

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anZYqaFdoIw[/youtube]


I am done with all this woo. BTW whatever happened to woomewithscience?
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2014, 10:55:12 AM »
Don't they have a perfectly good ocean to get some water from? So lazy....
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2014, 11:23:40 AM »
I continue to cheer on the drought in California - more fires for nadin.

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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2014, 11:36:52 AM »
Woo woo works.....it's a fix'n to rain....off target by 2,500 miles but it works.
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2014, 12:01:45 PM »
DUmptards regularly do everything they can to ridicule Christians and beliefs.
Then they come up with this.
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Mon Jan 20, 2014, 02:40 AM

RobertEarl (5,363 posts)

12. Rain Turtle

You need clouds, of course. And it looks like more are coming your way, up from the south.

The Rain Turtle: Draw in the sand a rough shaped turtle about 3 feet long. 4 Legs, head and tail.

Begin your dance around said turtle twisting your body as you step close to but not on the turtle, and end up facing in the four directions as you do.

All the while chanting your best imitation of a deeply spiritual Indian chant.

If this works, you owe me. 
Why not. We already have a post turtle in the WH.
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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2014, 12:30:16 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 21, 2014, 12:01:45 PM
DUmptards regularly do everything they can to ridicule Christians and beliefs.
Then they come up with this.Why not. We already have a post turtle in the WH.

At least God has a sense of humor when it comes to dancing DUmmies

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Re: Cleita summons the rain.
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2014, 01:25:29 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 21, 2014, 12:01:45 PM
DUmptards regularly do everything they can to ridicule Christians and beliefs.
Then they come up with this.Why not. We already have a post turtle in the WH.

What out happened to the cloud seeders ?????

Seems to me I remember along time ago planes being able to some how to seed the clouds to cause rain.

 This was along time ago but I do remember it what ever they were doing worked much better then pray circles of people desperate for rain.

So what were the planes dropping on the clouds, how did this work or did it work?

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