Just for Bainsbane: a naked picture of the Big Dog

[Big Dog]

Now that I have your attention, Alex, I have a question for you. Why did you get yourself banned? Your "meltdown" was an obvious passive-aggressive ploy to get kicked off the website. You were having your ass handed to you everywhere you went; your silly, flaccid "reality based" (snicker) DUmpmonkey arguments went down like the Hindenburg at Lakehurst.

I expected your retreat. The only way you could show your face back on Skins' Island was to get yourself banned, and claim the eeeeevil Cave couldn't handle your dissenting views. Fortunately for all concerned - even you, if you think about it - your fellow DUmpmonkeys were following you with bated breath (except for the lesbians, who were following you with baited breath), and they will take every opportunity to remind  you of it back  on the Island. You will quickly see which of the misfits are your real friends. It would be ironic for you to find out that the only DUmmies who don't treat you like shit, are the moles.

Well, bye.

Since I promised you a naked picture of the Big Dog, here is my parting gift to you:



They don't grow 'em much bigger.

[Chris]

This is her "parting" message to us.  Make of it what you will.

I want to make clear that I was not insulting any members of your site by referencing right-wing extremist terrorists.  Those groups have nothing to do with the GOP and have been active during both Republican and Democratic administrations.  It appears to me that you banned me for ideological reasons, unless you mistook my comment for a personal attack against your members, which it was not intended to be, nor was it.
 
Your ban message said my statement was unfounded.  I provide evidence below.

Followed by many pointless 

[Big Dog]

This is her "parting" message to us.  Make of it what you will.

Sure, sure, sure. Last time, she got all verklempt and accused one of us of being a Tsarnaev brother. It's her tell; when she is overwhelmed, she lights off a couple of noisemakers and gets herself banned.

I suspect she is like that in real life. Irrational, ignores facts that conflict with her internal narrative, and shrill.

If she comes back, it will happen again. I'll lay $5 on it.

[Chris]

If she comes back, it will be under the cover of darkness using someone else's email address and a random user ID, much like the one from her location/ISP that attempted to register here shortly after she was banned.  The only reason her second account was approved was to verify her identity.

She appears to be a Battlestar Galactica fan, so there's that.  Or maybe she just pulled that out of her ass... she doesn't appear to be a fan of anything not related to leftist politics and DUmmy talking points.

[fatboy]

If she comes back, it will be under the cover of darkness using someone else's email address and a random user ID, ...

Like, for example:  "Jackpine Radical"?

[Bad Dog]

Jugs is a dry popcorn fart in the maelstrom of life.

[vesta111]

Now that I have your attention, Alex, I have a question for you. Why did you get yourself banned? Your "meltdown" was an obvious passive-aggressive ploy to get kicked off the website. You were having your ass handed to you everywhere you went; your silly, flaccid "reality based" (snicker) DUmpmonkey arguments went down like the Hindenburg at Lakehurst.

I expected your retreat. The only way you could show your face back on Skins' Island was to get yourself banned, and claim the eeeeevil Cave couldn't handle your dissenting views. Fortunately for all concerned - even you, if you think about it - your fellow DUmpmonkeys were following you with bated breath (except for the lesbians, who were following you with baited breath), and they will take every opportunity to remind  you of it back  on the Island. You will quickly see which of the misfits are your real friends. It would be ironic for you to find out that the only DUmmies who don't treat you like shit, are the moles.

Well, bye.

Since I promised you a naked picture of the Big Dog, here is my parting gift to you:



They don't grow 'em much bigger.

Now that is a picture of a hero, with two of them I would not fear walking into the gates of hell on Earth.

Only problem I would have is to get a mattress large enough to allow the dogs to sleep with me  as dogs are pack animals and they need to sleep with their pack that is You and family.

One thing I found out with my Saint Bernard, is that one can have 40 acres of land and the big guys , the protective kind stay within a small space, they want to be inside with the family.  These Big guys do not want to let you or the kids  out of their sight.

My ankle bitters will hid when a thunderstorms come up. My kids that got scared found the big guys would go to them and crawl into their beds and the kids lost all fear. No thing was going to harm them with the big dog was there.

When I sell out and move to another place I will get a couple of G. Danes as service dogs as I will need them, because of their size they will be able to help me to get out of bed, walk about the house and pull my wheel chair.  If I Fall the dogs will help me to get to my feet and  get me back into bed.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Another picture, courtesy of Family Guy, of their favorite "Big Dog":