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Vampire baby?
« on: June 28, 2008, 11:53:23 AM »


http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/06/28/vampire-baby/#comments

Oh Lordy, I so hope this is a photoshop job.



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Re: Vampire baby?
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2008, 12:01:55 PM »
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Re: Vampire baby?
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2008, 12:24:56 PM »
My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.
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Re: Vampire baby?
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2008, 12:32:05 PM »
My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.

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Re: Vampire baby?
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2008, 12:43:00 PM »
My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.
I assume the wife had a SERIOUS "innie."
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Re: Vampire baby?
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2008, 01:26:46 PM »
My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.
I assume the wife had a SERIOUS "innie."


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Re: Vampire baby?
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2008, 02:10:42 PM »
 :lmao:  Vampire Baby. 


My best friend in high school went to planned parenthood for birth control pills.  Back then you had to go to a short class on sex before they would give you anything.  She was in a class with a very young married couple.  They had been trying to get pregnant and couldn't.  It turned out that the boy thought he was supposed to put his ding dong in her belly button.  Some people are in fact too stupid to breed.

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Re: Vampire baby?
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2008, 05:19:19 PM »
From what my friend said the girl's belly button was all swollen and red.  If you are really fat you can have a pretty big navel, deep too.  However, I don't know if anyone less than 500 pounds could have one big enough to even fit a tiny ding dong.
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