You know, upon further contemplation, there's two things wrong with my twin.
Number one, he's not willing part with a measly eighty bucks to help a struggling industry when 0bozo's begging and pleading for people to spend money, so as to boost the economy.
And the twin can do a Hell of a lot more than spending just a measly eighty bucks, to get the economy going.
Number two, the twin's betraying himself as the quintessential hedonist; notice he's far more concerned about recreation on Lake Tahoe, than about the stark fact that if farmers don't get this water, Californians are going to starve.