Broken Headlight Ruins Dummy's Life, Blames Republicans

[Skul]

This is good give it a read as it is spot on.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/434813568.html

That's a must read. 

[Dori]

This is my neck of the woods and trust me it is light on how bad the leftist assholes are here, particularly the youngish ones. Earl in my career I thought it was the manager's job to mold the employee and teah them how to be a good and successful employee. After about six months of that I went with turn them and burn them until you found a person that was good at the basic level. Those people got way more from me than i got from them.

This is good give it a read as it is spot on.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/434813568.html

Ha Ha

The broken light Dummy should have read that letter.

blur256 (209 posts)

Ok, so I posted this in the LGBT forum, but I feel like others will appreciate that have lost their [View all]
 
jobs. This is what I sent my former boss tonight.


Hello sir,
I just wanted to give you a little update on how my life is going since I parted on such great terms from your business. I wanted to thank you kindly for all of the great things that have happened since.
Yes, I do have a job, but to what gain? Thankfully, I could pay my rent one more month. But what good is that without electricity, gas, or a phone? Because those will all be shut off this week. I have a whole $50 to my name to live on until August 8th. Believe it or not, unemployment does not pay that well. According to them, with a Masters degree which no one that works at your fine establishment has, is only worth $10 an hour. Awesome. Glad I spent $50,000 to get that worthless piece of paper. I do hope that you are doing well with your privileged life that has been handed to you. I am so glad that you have never had to face the choice of not eating or getting to work. I sincerely hope that the next time you pass over a bridge that I will not be there. Not that you would stop and give that person help anyway.
Thanks for that $2000, that obviously went a really long ways, that was so generous of you. Please give my regards to everyone there that sold me out. Especially your Executive Manager that you hired after telling me that I was in charge of your business. I could have done wonders for your company if it had not been for her feeling threatened by a 30 year old who may have had better ideas than her. Oh, and also give regards to the person I got a job for that threw me under the bus so she could have my job. Too bad for her you did away with my position which I proclaimed to you as a crap position in the first place upon my suggestion when exiting your establishment. That was the one time you ever listened to me. Or your pocket book because that save you a boatload of money. All she got was more work for the same pay, for which I do feel somewhat vindicated.
And I do know that you are concerned with my partner for whom you had so much regard. She is still unemployed thanks to you because we cannot get her car in working order due to financial hardships. She feels just great about herself, and you for that matter. Thanks for being afraid of two people loving each because they are the same gender. How kind and forward thinking of you.
But lastly, thanks for the self esteem with which I have struggled over for the past few months. I know in the back of my mind that I am and will always be better than that position and your company. Yet, not being able to pay my bills has made me feel quite the opposite. Funny how that works. I would love to see your response, but considering I won't have internet until I am actually able to pay my electric bill, would hinder this. Of course, that would also mean you would have to care to even form a response in the first place, which I know you do not. Thank you, kind Republican who thinks he earned his right to live in this country when I did not, because, of course, you are better than me. I will take my place in the ranks of the poor and not worthy of kindness or respect.
Sincerely,
You former employee


**** you 99%, i'm glad that my dependency on life helps your bottom line. **** you again.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1034267

[Celtic Rose]

Ha Ha

The broken light Dummy should have read that letter.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1034267

So, if I'm reading this correctly, the DUmmie got fired, and decided to write her former boss a note telling him how screwed up her life is since she was fired? 

[Dori]

So, if I'm reading this correctly, the DUmmie got fired, and decided to write her former boss a note telling him how screwed up her life is since she was fired? 

Yes.  She worked at some private college and got canned.  She also got laid off from a job working for some cable telemarketing service.  I think there is a bouncy here about how she convinced a customer that they didn't need Faux News. 

[Chris_]

Oh my gawd 

I sincerely hope that the next time you pass over a bridge that I will not be there. Not that you would stop and give that person help anyway.

[Bad Dog]

It' always good to see things from another's perspective.  Otherwise I would never know how it feels to have to work for someone I have nothing but contempt for at a job I'm ridiculously overqualified for.  Apparently it's really hard to hide those feelings from your boss and coworkers.

[67 Rover]

So, if I'm reading this correctly, the DUmmie got fired, and decided to write her former boss a note telling him how screwed up her life is since she was fired? 

I actually thought she was looking for a reference. 

[GOBUCKS]

Wow, blurnumbers is a beauty. If she's got a master's degree, it must be from Amber's college.

Can you get a master's in illiteracy?

That's the most poorly written load of garbage I've seen since I put vestanumbers on ignore.