If all these wonderful freebies were truly available in Tucson, all the homeless people in America would flock there.
What makes it so great is you don't even have to be a Tucson or Arizona resident.
You just roll off the Greyhound, wait a few weeks, and free stuff starts piling up like magic.
Arizona is a red state, but apparently it's a democrat dream.
Maybe that's why so many mexicans are flooding across the border - they're all getting free furnished apartments, free stocked refrigerators, and free make-work jobs in Tucson. All they have to do is wait a few weeks and get a cat.
I guess all the mexicans spreading mulch around here are Hondurans or Guatemalans or Panamanians or something. Mexicans live the high life in Tucson.
I'm surprised Amber's loving sisters haven't left Joplin to join her in Tucson.