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Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« on: January 16, 2014, 09:37:01 PM »
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Aerows is getting to enjoy a course of anti-rabies injections after getting bitten by a raccoon. And by 'enjoy' I mean 'sick to her stomach'.

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Antibiotics or Ibuprofen? (raccoon bite)


I've been taking augmentin and ibuprofen to go along with the shots, but I can't keep a thing down. Is that the antibiotics, or the ibuprofen?


One word of advice.

DO NOT listen to the primitives and switch from IB to Acetaminophen.


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61. Armafillos can carry leprosy.

Are there armadillos in the Gulf region?

http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/04/27/armadillos.spreading.leprosy/

Suffice it to say - beware the armafillo.

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Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2014, 09:50:09 PM »
Suffice it to say - beware the armafillo.

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Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2014, 05:29:48 AM »
A leper can't change his spots, but an armafillo can!

Beware the spotted armafillo!
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Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2014, 05:54:19 AM »
A new DU arc-

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Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2014, 05:56:55 AM »
Poor raccoon, getting all those injections after biting a DUmmie.

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Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2014, 06:43:44 AM »
Coon will need to eat old road kill for a month to get that taste out of its mouth.
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Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2014, 06:45:32 AM »
Coon will need to eat old road kill for a month to get that taste out of its mouth.

I was gonna say the same thing about the Bike Dyke!
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Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2014, 07:20:43 AM »
Armafillo!   :lmao:

I feel bad for aerows, though, having to go through that. 

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Re: Aerows does battle with Rocky Raccoon. Loses.
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2014, 08:12:24 AM »
A leper can't change his spots, but an armafillo can!

And the armafillo has wings.
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