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Offline BattleHymn

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Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« on: January 13, 2014, 05:23:52 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024323954

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Star Member Omaha Steve (38,077 posts) Mon Jan 13, 2014, 12:31 PM

Hansen: Brush with Bigfoot? Omaha Scouts' trip yielded a big, hairy mystery

http://www.omaha.com/article/20140113/NEWS/140119557/1707#hansen-brush-with-bigfoot-omaha-scouts-1962-trip-yielded-a-big-hairy-mystery

By Matthew Hansen PUBLISHED MONDAY, JANUARY 13, 2014 AT 12:30 AM / UPDATED AT 11:07 AM

Gary stands up in front of the Omaha Bryan High classroom. He is not here to talk about math or science or the dangers of driving while texting.

He is a contractor who long lived in Council Bluffs. Now in semi-retirement, he is an expert on a single subject.

“How many of you believe in Bigfoot?” he asks.

He looks around the room. One Bryan student tentatively raises his hand. And then a second, third and fourth.

FULL story, picture, and VIDEO at link.

Steve isn't usually that shy.  I wonder why he stayed so far away from the camera?  Nonetheless, the Steve deniers begin to come out of the woodwork:

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Mon Jan 13, 2014, 12:52 PM  Iggo (24,607 posts)
2. Oh, come on.

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Mon Jan 13, 2014, 01:02 PM  Star Member hlthe2b (49,233 posts)
3. Meh... looks like a big guy wearing fur robes--the Grizzly Adams look...


Show grainy footage and sadly, some will believe anything.

An accurate description of any photo of Steve with his shirt off, no doubt...

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Mon Jan 13, 2014, 01:20 PM NuclearDem (6,101 posts)
4. Any response to that other than "Bigfoot is a (synonym for myth)"

is just depressing.

Believe in Steve!  Believe!!

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Mon Jan 13, 2014, 01:33 PM  Star Member Berlum (6,148 posts)
5. The Olde Timers say the Bigfoot people are incarnations of the spirit of truth and honesty

...and that is why so few people are able to see them. If you are not a fully honest and truthful person, or if you are caught in the poisonous illusions of materialism -- so the oral teachings maintain -- you will not see him or any evidence of him. So it has been said on this continent for many thousands of years.

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Mon Jan 13, 2014, 01:38 PM  Star Member longship (21,646 posts)
6. Whatever... Show us a real body.

That's the only thing that would convince me that Bigfoot exists in reality. And I think it would be cool if there was a bipedal hairy creature living in North America.

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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 07:41:30 PM »
Why are they so interested in finding wookieyetis to study. There's one in Hawaii right now.
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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 08:39:44 PM »
That is funnier than Hell.

I read this story in the newspaper this morning, and it never occurred to me to connect it with the big guy from Bellevue.

A stroke of genius, BattleHymn!
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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 08:57:32 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 13, 2014, 08:39:44 PM
I read this story in the newspaper this morning, and it never occurred to me to connect it with the big guy from Bellevue.

I would hope even the big guy himself would see the humor in a guy like himself posting an article about Sasquatch. 
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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 09:10:45 PM »
Hmmm.... very interestink!

Isn't Lloyd's of London offering $10 million for definite proof of a sasquatch? And there are at least 4 teams out in the Northwest, using different approaches to gather the evidence.

My money's on the team with the .50 caliber rifles.
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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 09:19:50 PM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on January 13, 2014, 09:10:45 PM
Hmmm.... very interestink!

Isn't Lloyd's of London offering $10 million for definite proof of a sasquatch? And there are at least 4 teams out in the Northwest, using different approaches to gather the evidence.

My money's on the team with the .50 caliber rifles.

They're never going to catch Sasquatch that way.  

All they need to do to catch Sasquatch is put some mini-tacos under a big box, and then prop it up with a stick tied to a string.  

Presto.  
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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2014, 09:29:04 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 13, 2014, 09:19:50 PM
They're never going to catch Sasquatch that way.  

All they need to do to catch Sasquatch is put some mini-tacos under a big box, and then prop it up with a stick tied to a string.  

Presto.  
Put an elect Steve lawn sign nearby.
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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2014, 09:31:20 PM »
What about beef jerky?
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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2014, 10:46:38 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 13, 2014, 09:19:50 PM
They're never going to catch Sasquatch that way.  

All they need to do to catch Sasquatch is put some mini-tacos under a big box, and then prop it up with a stick tied to a string.  

Presto.  

That would work for the Pygmy Sasquatch of Nebraska, a sub-species of the real deal in the Pacific Northwest.

Y'know, works at the Omaha PD, constantly sniffing around High School Girls Basketball bleachers, battling for the topside viewing seat on the Gravy Train Express Car (with free re-fills on iced tea!) in the quagmire that is Bellevue, NE city council elections, overly bloated midsection, no neck - just beard and one eyebrow.
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Re: Omaha Steve self reports on Omaha Steve sighting
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2014, 11:41:30 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 13, 2014, 07:41:30 PM
Why are they so interested in finding wookieyetis to study. There's one in Hawaii right now.

I heard she got a fresh back wax in Hawaii and she can "pass" again.
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