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As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« on: January 12, 2014, 12:44:08 AM »
The thought for this thread came to me today, and I have mulled it over for some hours.
It still seems like a good idea to me, and I am excited to see how it will turn out.
Tell us what you think your CC job is...
Comment on what others think their CC job is...
Tell us what you think other's CC job is...

Here I go. Some of these ideas came from Bad Dog, and Big Dog, regarding what I think my CC job is.
To be an irreverent, quirky, skewed view, awkward, outrageous punster.
To be the official forum word banner.
To be the official forum basis human rights arbiter.

I do expect every one of you to contribute to the thread.
I am kind of dreading what vesta might bring, but in any case...bring it !


Oh, and try to be nice. If you can't be nice, be mean in a nice way !
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2014, 12:50:59 AM »
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2014, 12:55:46 AM »
Well I would like to think I contribute to people thinking about things....and stomping on Libtards egos making them go crying home to mamma (well at least coming out the basement to see mamma)
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2014, 02:53:11 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 12, 2014, 12:50:59 AM
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...

I have seen you cut through the BS and hazy propaganda of DUmmies, and libs.
Maybe your CC job is BS cutter ?


Quote from: biersmythe on January 12, 2014, 12:55:46 AM
Well I would like to think I contribute to people thinking about things....and stomping on Libtards egos making them go crying home to mamma (well at least coming out the basement to see mamma)

Hmmm Libtard ego stomper. That's a good CC job.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2014, 06:33:57 AM »
Bullshit repeller and plucky nad-kicker of DU types.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2014, 06:42:05 AM »
^Beautiful.

For the rest of you cavers, you better not be amongst the 40 who viewed and didn't comment.
Get your butts in here !
Those excess views better be non cave lurkers !



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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2014, 07:42:15 AM »
Corner lurker avoiding the spotlight; neither judge nor jury save as I see fit.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2014, 07:52:35 AM »
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2014, 07:54:35 AM »
it is in my signature line.

the rest of you are just dirtball slacking moles.

except frank/ he is really Skinner...
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2014, 07:59:17 AM »
I dunno . . . OPSEC reminder? :tongue:

I think SigSec (which I suck at) might sum it up . . . O-)
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2014, 08:21:39 AM »
1. The Voice of Liberty- uncompromising champion of the sovereign individual


2. The Librarian- silent, but deadly



3. The Gunfighter- ruthless proglodyte slayer


4. The Wild Dog- going boldly where others fear to tread

« Last Edit: January 12, 2014, 08:23:48 AM by Big Dog »
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2014, 08:25:27 AM »
That's easy!

I'm CC's low brass honker!   :-)
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2014, 08:28:19 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 12, 2014, 12:50:59 AM
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...

I think you have a decided and obvious talent toward the direct, no bullshit, destruction of libtard arguments.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2014, 08:38:11 AM »
I am a wealthy conservative so my job here is to profit off the work of others so I pretty much just respond to posts.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2014, 08:41:06 AM »
I cook up the bacon, and pour the beer.    :-)
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2014, 08:41:44 AM »
Resident jerk.

And I think I do it well...
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2014, 08:41:52 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 12, 2014, 07:54:35 AM
it is in my signature line.

the rest of you are just dirtball slacking moles.

except frank/ he is really Skinner...

In real life, I'm Doug Bulna.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2014, 08:42:08 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 12, 2014, 12:50:59 AM
Interesting premise for a thread.  I have no idea what my role here is...

I bet if there was a Marine around he'd be able to tell you what your role is!  :-)
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2014, 08:44:32 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on January 12, 2014, 08:41:06 AM
I cook up the bacon, and pour the beer.    :-)

Probably the most important job here! :tongue:
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2014, 08:45:17 AM »
Forum Public Affairs Officer....NCOIC of the Cave's 1st PsyOps Group...which hat I wear at any given time depends on who's asking the questions.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2014, 08:47:13 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 12, 2014, 08:41:52 AM
In real life, I'm Doug Bulna.


In truth... when it's all said and done, are we all not Doug Bulna?

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2014, 08:52:09 AM »
This thread is so awesome.
Keep at it cavers !
You have some very important jobs to do here at the cave !
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« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2014, 08:52:29 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 12, 2014, 08:47:13 AM

In truth... when it's all said and done, are we all not Doug Bulna?


Speaking of Doug, I found a picture of him at his new job. Glad to see he landed on his feet.

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« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2014, 08:53:23 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 08:52:09 AM
This thread is so awesome.
Keep at it cavers !
You have some very important jobs to do here at the cave !

Oh yeah, there's a point to this thread...

I'm the quiet, vulgar, angry misanthrope.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2014, 08:55:04 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 12, 2014, 08:53:23 AM
Oh yeah, there's a point to this thread...

I'm the quiet, vulgar, angry misanthrope.
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