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DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« on: January 11, 2014, 01:53:41 PM »
So DUmmy Bennyboy (who recently confided to the DUmp that he'd attempted to suffocate his bedridden mother) starts with a kpete-ish copy-and-paste from an article about the babes who work trade shows:
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Confessions of a Former "Booth Babe"

Little is more off-putting than being hit on by a married man, yet as I helped adjust for a potential customer the newly designed ear phones—guaranteed not to fall out while providing a superior sound experienced—he leaned in and whispered, “You smell nice.” My paid response was to smile sweetly and squeak “Thank you!” in an overly excited voice. It's simply part of the job as a brand representative (aka booth babe).

Blah, blah, blah...

What defines a particular trade show experience is not necessarily the politeness or vulgarity of the trade show attendees, but rather the company's expectations of the brand representative. If the hiring company simply expects eye candy, it leaves the “booth babe” with little to cultivate potential customers besides looking pretty and small talk. We're left objectified at the same level as the other booth props and displays.

MORE: http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2014/01/10/ces_2014_what_it_s_like_to_be_a_booth_babe_at_trade_shows.html
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024310085


But then, the piece de resistance.

To truly appreciate this post, you have to recall that DUmmy Bennyboy weighs something north of a quarter-ton.

He has described his appearance as revolting, with rampant "squeamish carcinoma" covering one leg and half of his face.

He smokes marijuana pretty much full time, since it is a known cure for "squeamish carcinoma".

But he's now a self-described male model:
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1. I've been a booth babe.....

Not at this event, but plenty of home and franchise fairs. Dress nice, cut your hair, flirt a bit with the lady of the house, sell some carpet, tile, stone, whatever they want. We angled at the women when it comes to home shows.
      
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2014, 02:05:49 PM »
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1. I've been a booth babe.....

Not at this event, but plenty of home and franchise fairs. Dress nice, cut your hair, flirt a bit with the lady of the house, sell some carpet, tile, stone, whatever they want. We angled at the women when it comes to home shows.

I think he's getting 'babe' and 'bimbo' confused . . . :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2014, 02:33:47 PM »
When all you have to sell is 'sex', what are you going to sell.....you could get an education worth a damn or learn a trade....but then you might actually have to work.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2014, 02:57:00 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 11, 2014, 02:33:47 PM
When all you have to sell is 'sex', what are you going to sell.....you could get an education worth a damn or learn a trade....but then you might actually have to work.

In bubbleboy's case, I expect airsick bags would be the best bet.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2014, 03:02:17 PM »
If anything they placed orders to make him go away.

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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2014, 03:21:59 PM »
When I was in the PI, they called fags Bennyboys.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2014, 03:27:35 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on January 11, 2014, 03:21:59 PM
When I was in the PI, they called fags Bennyboys.

In this Bennyboy's case that would double his potential for having sex.  Which, of course, would still be zero (2X0=0).

Excuse my ignorance but what is "the PI".
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2014, 03:31:35 PM »
I meant the Philippines, sorry
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2014, 03:37:57 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on January 11, 2014, 03:31:35 PM
I meant the Philippines, sorry

Thanks.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2014, 03:40:21 PM »
I get tired of hearing women complain of being hit on for innocuous comments. Seriously. Sometimes a nice comment is nothing more than a nice comment. Take it for what it is and move on with life.

As to the DUmmie, really?  You expect anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together to believe that BS?

Ladies, if you feel I'm wrong above, flame away, you won't change my mind.

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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2014, 03:50:19 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 11, 2014, 03:40:21 PM
I get tired of hearing women complain of being hit on for innocuous comments. Seriously. Sometimes a nice comment is nothing more than a nice comment. Take it for what it is and move on with life.

As to the DUmmie, really?  You expect anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together to believe that BS?

Ladies, if you feel I'm wrong above, flame away, you won't change my mind.

KC

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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2014, 04:38:18 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 11, 2014, 02:05:49 PM
I think he's getting 'babe' and 'bimbo' confused . . . :whistling:

No he isn't.

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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2014, 04:40:11 PM »
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1. I've been a booth babe.....
  :whatever:   Oh, please.....

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Not at this event, but plenty of home and franchise fairs. Dress nice, cut your hair, flirt a bit with the lady of the house, sell some carpet, tile, stone, whatever they want. We angled at the women when it comes to home shows.

Well, duh.  They don't call them "Honey Do" lists for nothing.  Which is why I keep very tight control of the finances.


Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 11, 2014, 02:05:49 PM
I think he's getting 'babe' and 'bimbo' confused . . . :whistling:

 :-)  Yep.

Quote from: Texacon on January 11, 2014, 03:40:21 PM
I get tired of hearing women complain of being hit on for innocuous comments. Seriously. Sometimes a nice comment is nothing more than a nice comment. Take it for what it is and move on with life.

95% of the time it's the rat bait that it never happens to that bitches about it.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2014, 05:07:03 PM »
Bennyboy is a great booth babe.

Fat rolls and "squeamish carcinoma" draw chicks like a magnet.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2014, 05:37:31 PM »
 


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3. A moving tale about the suffering and tribulations of the beautiful and genetically blessed.

It's like a rich ****er complaining about being constantly harassed by hungry beggars.

Really, there is no mystery about what this particular job entails. Like any model, you are there as eye candy. You are there because someone thought you were so ****ing gorgeous that they would pay you fifty bucks an hour to stand around looking pretty and being nice to people. Ugly girls scrub pans and hotel toilets for five an hour, pretty girls make fifty plus to smile. To smile, and whine online about how horrible it all is. If you don't like it, don't do it, but keep your pretty girl moralizing to yourself. 
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2014, 06:01:28 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on January 11, 2014, 05:37:31 PM



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I'm guessing Demon Chris isn't what you would call a "pretty" girl.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2014, 07:17:13 PM »
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3. A moving tale about the suffering and tribulations of the beautiful and genetically blessed.

It's like a rich ****er complaining about being constantly harassed by hungry beggars.

Really, there is no mystery about what this particular job entails. Like any model, you are there as eye candy. You are there because someone thought you were so ****ing gorgeous that they would pay you fifty bucks an hour to stand around looking pretty and being nice to people. Ugly girls scrub pans and hotel toilets for five an hour, pretty girls make fifty plus to smile. To smile, and whine online about how horrible it all is. If you don't like it, don't do it, but keep your pretty girl moralizing to yourself.
 
Shaddup, Demon_Crisp. Why don't you go make some Cheese Sammiches.

And quit hatin' on the benny-boy and his girl model fantasy. It's every fat boy's dream.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2014, 08:16:28 PM »
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3. A moving tale about the suffering and tribulations of the beautiful and genetically blessed.

It's like a rich ****er complaining about being constantly harassed by hungry beggars.

The world is made up of winners and losers.

DUmmy Demo_Chris is clearly a loser.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2014, 08:20:40 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 11, 2014, 02:05:49 PM
I think he's getting 'babe' and 'bimbo' confused . . . :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2014, 05:54:55 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on January 11, 2014, 04:40:11 PM
:-)  Yep.

95% of the time it's the rat bait that it never happens to that bitches about it.

I'd go a tad higher in that percentage--to 99.99999999999%.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2014, 07:05:11 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 11, 2014, 03:40:21 PM
I get tired of hearing women complain of being hit on for innocuous comments. Seriously. Sometimes a nice comment is nothing more than a nice comment. Take it for what it is and move on with life.

As to the DUmmie, really?  You expect anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together to believe that BS?

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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2014, 07:30:54 AM »
When he was new in the game, his nickname was "Babe" Booth.
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2014, 08:04:01 AM »
Here's a pretty girl I wouldn't mind DEMORALIZING  for a while...

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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2014, 08:36:45 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 12, 2014, 08:04:01 AM
Here's a pretty girl I wouldn't mind DEMORALIZING  for a while...



You and me both.  H5.  :hitit:
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Re: DUmmy Bennyboy - Every Woman's Fantasy
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2014, 08:39:24 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 12, 2014, 08:36:45 AM
You and me both.  H5.  :hitit:
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