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DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« on: January 11, 2014, 08:25:31 AM »
It seems they're not even trying anymore.
I wonder how many draft copies this idiot went through before s/h/it decided to go with this one?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024314627
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Sat Jan 11, 2014, 06:56 AM
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Encountered a wingnut yesterday in an onlinegame-chat. Suuuure you did.
   
The match started and suddenly someone posted "Taxation is Extortion". First thing at every game start is talk politics. Yup.

I thought "WTF? We are in a game and soon we will fight each other for fun! Why would somebody bring up that topic?"

Someone else chimed in "And interest on loans will bankrupt the world"

I answered: "paying taxes is part of the social contract"

Their answer: "I never signed such a contract"

Me: "You signed it implicitly by living in a society"

Them: "Very funny. How do you sign this? With an implicit magical pen?"

I thought: "WTF? I thought they have civics classes in the US. Have they never heard of Jean-Jacques Rousseau and the concept of the social contract?"

At that point the serious stage of the game began and ended the discussion.

One of the wingnuts died before me and posted "Nazi scum!!!" before logging off. (I guess, it was addressed at me.)

I died shortly after this and as I didn't want to let them have the last word (and I assumed the other wingnut was still logged in), I posted this:
"If you don't want to pay taxes, fine. Please stop using anything that was paid for with taxpayer money."
The whole post is so lame, it can't even limp.

Off they went.  First blaming the Koch brothers.
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Sat Jan 11, 2014, 07:19 AM


1. Those were the Koch brothers fu-king with you....  They love on-line games.

Fu-ck them .

Then, Ayn Rand....
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Sat Jan 11, 2014, 07:52 AM

1StrongBlackMan (7,863 posts)

3. And why wouldn't it ...

the idea comes from the writings of sociopaths ... ayn ryn and Milton friedman. They were big on on-line gaming, too.

The masked weasel buys it hook-line-and-sinker.
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Sat Jan 11, 2014, 08:59 AM

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12. Good response to his wingnutship. nt
You're an idiot, weasel.
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2014, 08:44:50 AM »
I'll take a Walgreens or a convenience store bouncy over this crap any day.  0 bongs.
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2014, 12:55:49 PM »
I like the parking lot ones, where there's plenty of space for a crowd to gather, and applaud the conversion. 
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2014, 01:02:49 PM »
I prefer any medical provider waiting room tales.  That way they can get a pitch in for Nocare.  OFA still needs their help on that one.
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2014, 01:25:08 PM »
Which reminds me.

How long has it been since we've enjoyed a good rsmithnumbers bouncy?

I'm getting worried. He may have backed into some trouble.
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2014, 01:28:15 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 11, 2014, 01:25:08 PM
Which reminds me.

How long has it been since we've enjoyed a good rsmithnumbers bouncy?

I'm getting worried. He may have backed into some trouble.

Pretty sure I posted one in late December.  Horrible as usual.  But haven't seen that clown in a while either.
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2014, 01:33:22 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 11, 2014, 01:25:08 PM
Which reminds me.

How long has it been since we've enjoyed a good rsmithnumbers bouncy?

I'm getting worried. He may have backed into some trouble.

I was thinking of that just the other day, myself.

I haven't seen the rsmith primitive since the contest for the Top DUmmies of 2013 ended, where he placed 9th, which is remarkable for a first-time top primitive.  At the time of the award, I was thinking perhaps it would inspire him to greater efforts.

But he's been gone, and one wonders what's up with that.
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2014, 01:36:36 PM »
The online online Bouncy Tale for when you're too lazy to even pretend you went outside into the world.
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2014, 01:59:05 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 11, 2014, 01:33:22 PM
I was thinking of that just the other day, myself.

I haven't seen the rsmith primitive since the contest for the Top DUmmies of 2013 ended, where he placed 9th, which is remarkable for a first-time top primitive.  At the time of the award, I was thinking perhaps it would inspire him to greater efforts.

But he's been gone, and one wonders what's up with that.

Found the last one that we noticed was posted:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93575.0
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2014, 05:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 11, 2014, 01:02:49 PM
I prefer any medical provider waiting room tales.  That way they can get a pitch in for Nocare.  OFA still needs their help on that one.

I kinda like car dealership bouncies, myself.  :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: DUmpmonkey games the bouncie
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2014, 10:35:38 AM »
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3. And why wouldn't it ...

the idea comes from the writings of sociopaths ... ayn ryn and Milton friedman.

Written by someone who has never read a word from either.
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