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[Chris_]

After what just happened to me, I think I shall make a late-night run for some booze.

More A/C troubles?

That, and me getting kicked out of my room unexpectedly.  I hate where they put me now, since the A/C here sucks too (warm air rises, while all the lovely cool air is down below.)

I'm on the third floor, getting drunk by myself.    I will try to make the end of this bad day a good one.

Oh they put you on the third floor.  I'm so sorry honey.  *hugs*  Hopefully they get your AC up and running tomorrow.

From what I know, my apartment is the first to be worked on tomorrow.  And I have the day off from work, so I may go see Pixar's Wall-E, if my hangover isn't too bad. 

[jtyangel]

I am drinking...some sweet tea.

Come sit with me, OH. I'm drinking decaf. Squares of the world unite! 

Yes, ma'am! 

Hey, that's not very square of you. 

His eyebrows gave his intentions away. 

If it's not the eyebrows, it's what under them that give it away is it not? 

I have never known eyebrows to sit so low... 

If they do, then are they really eyebrows at all?


We may have just seen the birth of a philosophy thread. 

philosophy or human physiology?

Where is Thor? I am going to collar him.

There is no subject that we together can not relate to human physiology and its various stages of umm activity. Philosophy is not exempt.

Now what is this about a collar?

[Chris_]

I asked her what she needs that's "in the $20 range."  She's in her 50s but looks in her 60s. She's a widow and then was living with a roommate and now bought her own trailer and is living on her own.  She wants a George Foreman Grill.

I work with this dude that's a couple years older than me but outweighs me by about 100 pounds.  He's a nice guy, but he loves his Foreman grill as if it were one of his children.

[Miss Mia]

After what just happened to me, I think I shall make a late-night run for some booze.

More A/C troubles?

That, and me getting kicked out of my room unexpectedly.  I hate where they put me now, since the A/C here sucks too (warm air rises, while all the lovely cool air is down below.)

I'm on the third floor, getting drunk by myself.    I will try to make the end of this bad day a good one.

Oh they put you on the third floor.  I'm so sorry honey.  *hugs*  Hopefully they get your AC up and running tomorrow.

From what I know, my apartment is the first to be worked on tomorrow.  And I have the day off from work, so I may go see Pixar's Wall-E, if my hangover isn't too bad. 

I heard a review today on the radio.  It's not in the same vein as the other Pixar movies and there's definitely a lib angle to the story.

[jtyangel]

Yes, of course I'm taking a gift.  It's the co-worker that sits in the office next to mine.  She's pretty much a grumpy old woman 99% of the time.  My boss and the owner of the dealership both said they'll be "stopping by" no one here really wants to go.

I asked her what she needs that's "in the $20 range."  She's in her 50s but looks in her 60s. She's a widow and then was living with a roommate and now bought her own trailer and is living on her own.  She wants a George Foreman Grill.

What a dismal story there. Sounds like a bitter old lady. Shame.
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Yes, yes she is.  She has a boyfriend, Byron, who I'll supposedly meet tomorrow for the first time.  Turns out they don't have sex (she told someone who told me).  She just totally needs to get laid.


Oh, and she has these nasty finger nails.  They're thick and yellowish.  *shiver*

One day last week she came up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders and said "wow you're really tense" I wanted to say "yeah damnit stop ****ing touching me with your nasty ass hands."  I didn't of course, but I thought it over and over and over. 

LMAO--I think stuff like that in my head when someone gross moves towards me or something. LOL I remember this 18 year old kid talking to me at a grocery store and his teeth looked like they hadn't been cleaned in weeks. I kept thinking ewww...I really hope his breath doesn't come downwind.

No sex...wow, now that is a bitter old woman. I mean, its not like she's saving her chastity or anything.

[Miss Mia]

I asked her what she needs that's "in the $20 range."  She's in her 50s but looks in her 60s. She's a widow and then was living with a roommate and now bought her own trailer and is living on her own.  She wants a George Foreman Grill.

I work with this dude that's a couple years older than me but outweighs me by about 100 pounds.  He's a nice guy, but he loves his Foreman grill as if it were one of his children.

The owner of the dealership is buying her a houseplant.  Our boss is picking up a gift card to Walmart.  I love my George Foreman. 

[Chris_]

After what just happened to me, I think I shall make a late-night run for some booze.

More A/C troubles?

That, and me getting kicked out of my room unexpectedly.  I hate where they put me now, since the A/C here sucks too (warm air rises, while all the lovely cool air is down below.)

I'm on the third floor, getting drunk by myself.    I will try to make the end of this bad day a good one.

Oh they put you on the third floor.  I'm so sorry honey.  *hugs*  Hopefully they get your AC up and running tomorrow.

From what I know, my apartment is the first to be worked on tomorrow.  And I have the day off from work, so I may go see Pixar's Wall-E, if my hangover isn't too bad. 

I heard a review today on the radio.  It's not in the same vein as the other Pixar movies and there's definitely a lib angle to the story.

I had a feeling that, given the lack of real dialogue from the main characters (the robots) that it might not be the same.  I'm shocked at the lib angle, though.  That's very disappointing to hear about. 

[Schadenfreude]

I am drinking...some sweet tea.

Come sit with me, OH. I'm drinking decaf. Squares of the world unite! 

Yes, ma'am! 

Hey, that's not very square of you. 

His eyebrows gave his intentions away. 

If it's not the eyebrows, it's what under them that give it away is it not? 

I have never known eyebrows to sit so low... 

If they do, then are they really eyebrows at all?


We may have just seen the birth of a philosophy thread. 

philosophy or human physiology?

Where is Thor? I am going to collar him.

There is no subject that we together can not relate to human physiology and its various stages of umm activity. Philosophy is not exempt.

Now what is this about a collar?

I wonder if Thor would let me put one on him.... Do you suppose he is into that thing? 

[Chris_]

The owner of the dealership is buying her a houseplant.  Our boss is picking up a gift card to Walmart.  I love my George Foreman. 

 

[jtyangel]

I am drinking...some sweet tea.

Come sit with me, OH. I'm drinking decaf. Squares of the world unite! 

Yes, ma'am! 

Hey, that's not very square of you. 

His eyebrows gave his intentions away. 

If it's not the eyebrows, it's what under them that give it away is it not? 

I have never known eyebrows to sit so low... 

If they do, then are they really eyebrows at all?


We may have just seen the birth of a philosophy thread. 

philosophy or human physiology?

Where is Thor? I am going to collar him.

There is no subject that we together can not relate to human physiology and its various stages of umm activity. Philosophy is not exempt.

Now what is this about a collar?

I wonder if Thor would let me put one on him.... Do you suppose he is into that thing? 

He probably collars. Just my impression.

[Schadenfreude]

The owner of the dealership is buying her a houseplant.  Our boss is picking up a gift card to Walmart.  I love my George Foreman. 

 

OMG.... so cheap. 

[Chris_]

You know, it's rather shameful that the hotel gave me a king-size bed, being single and all.  It's going to waste, if you know what I mean.   :innocent:

[jtyangel]

The owner of the dealership is buying her a houseplant.  Our boss is picking up a gift card to Walmart.  I love my George Foreman. 

 

I did the same thing when I saw that. 

[Carl]

Commence with the atrocities. 

Did someone say atrocities? 

Hopefully debauchery is not far behind.

I'm counting on it

Hi Carl... even though those flirty eyes are for jty.... Ima gonna chat you up.

Hi Schade,have your way with me if you must.

[Miss Mia]

Yes, of course I'm taking a gift.  It's the co-worker that sits in the office next to mine.  She's pretty much a grumpy old woman 99% of the time.  My boss and the owner of the dealership both said they'll be "stopping by" no one here really wants to go.

I asked her what she needs that's "in the $20 range."  She's in her 50s but looks in her 60s. She's a widow and then was living with a roommate and now bought her own trailer and is living on her own.  She wants a George Foreman Grill.

What a dismal story there. Sounds like a bitter old lady. Shame.
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Yes, yes she is.  She has a boyfriend, Byron, who I'll supposedly meet tomorrow for the first time.  Turns out they don't have sex (she told someone who told me).  She just totally needs to get laid.


Oh, and she has these nasty finger nails.  They're thick and yellowish.  *shiver*

One day last week she came up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders and said "wow you're really tense" I wanted to say "yeah damnit stop ****ing touching me with your nasty ass hands."  I didn't of course, but I thought it over and over and over. 

LMAO--I think stuff like that in my head when someone gross moves towards me or something. LOL I remember this 18 year old kid talking to me at a grocery store and his teeth looked like they hadn't been cleaned in weeks. I kept thinking ewww...I really hope his breath doesn't come downwind.

No sex...wow, now that is a bitter old woman. I mean, its not like she's saving her chastity or anything.

*shiver*  Her nails, they're thick, yellowish and she grows them out.  She started getting manicures and she said once that it takes them like an hour filing them down.  *shiver*

So great, there are 4 women in the office, including me, and I don't really care for the one next to me and the new girl is Miss Chatty.  Thank god there are the sales men to entertain me. 

[Schadenfreude]

You know, it's rather shameful that the hotel gave me a king-size bed, being single and all.  It's going to waste, if you know what I mean.   :innocent:

Think big ACC, think big!

[Carl]

You know, it's rather shameful that the hotel gave me a king-size bed, being single and all.  It's going to waste, if you know what I mean.   :innocent:

 

[Miss Mia]

The owner of the dealership is buying her a houseplant.  Our boss is picking up a gift card to Walmart.  I love my George Foreman. 

 

OMG.... so cheap. 

Actually, he's not.  He's going to a florist so you know they'll charge him a ton for it. 

[Chris_]

So great, there are 4 women in the office, including me, and I don't really care for the one next to me and the new girl is Miss Chatty.  Thank god there are the sales men to entertain me. 

There's some new girl at work.  Her lookz scream '10' but her personality says '3'.

I gave her a '5'. 

[Airwolf]

Ok I am here now .You all can start with the debaucery.

[Schadenfreude]

Commence with the atrocities. 

Did someone say atrocities? 

Hopefully debauchery is not far behind.

I'm counting on it

Hi Carl... even though those flirty eyes are for jty.... Ima gonna chat you up.

Hi Schade,have your way with me if you must.

I am looking for a man who is leash trained.  Would that be you? 

[Miss Mia]

So great, there are 4 women in the office, including me, and I don't really care for the one next to me and the new girl is Miss Chatty.  Thank god there are the sales men to entertain me. 

There's some new girl at work.  Her lookz scream '10' but her personality says '3'.

I gave her a '5'. 

She's cute, just chatty.  Oh and she's slightly overweight and wears clothing too tight.  That's just wrong wrong wrong. 

[Schadenfreude]

Ok I am here now .You all can start with the debaucery.

AW, I have not hustled you up in a long time. We have been on more sites together than... probably anybody else here. Wouldn't you agree?

[Chris_]

So great, there are 4 women in the office, including me, and I don't really care for the one next to me and the new girl is Miss Chatty.  Thank god there are the sales men to entertain me. 

There's some new girl at work.  Her lookz scream '10' but her personality says '3'.

I gave her a '5'. 

She's cute, just chatty.  Oh and she's slightly overweight and wears clothing too tight.  That's just wrong wrong wrong. 

 

[jendf]

I heart my George Foreman grill. It's the bestus for apartment dwellers like myself.