BainsBane Propositioned By A Pimp

[BadCat]

Alright, here is a test. You can prove you are BainsBane/Alexandra Kelly Brown by answering a couple quick questions:

Tell us some things about slavery in Brazil in the 1800s that AKB would know but an impostor would not. And say some things in Portuguese--I assume you know that language if you did Ph.D. work about Brazil.

Also, relate how you got from Texas to Florida to Minnesota.

If you can do these things quickly and intelligently and believably, that would indicate that you are who you claim to be.

Won't do any good Charles.  When last she visited, she asserted her PhD made her more intelligent than my MS in Geophysics and my MS in Computer Science makes me.

[Mr Mannn]

Everyone knows it's BainsBane (sung to the tune of Everyone knows its Wendy)
Chorus

"And BainsBane has thunder thighs,
Her bras are all soup-er size,
She really hates all the guys,
talk back and she bawls and crys, (alert! alert!)

Who passed gas?
           What is that smell?
                      What is that smell?
Everyone knows it's BainesBane!

[CollectivismMustDie]

Everyone knows it's BainsBane (sung to the tune of Everyone knows its Wendy)
Chorus

"And BainsBane has thunder thighs,
Her bras are all soup-er size,
She really hates all the guys,
talk back and she bawls and crys, (alert! alert!)

Who passed gas?
           What is that smell?
                      What is that smell?
Everyone knows it's BainesBane!

One can only wonder what one might come up with, using "everyone knows its slinky"...


CMD

[Dori]

Won't do any good Charles.  When last she visited, she asserted her PhD made her more intelligent than my MS in Geophysics and my MS in Computer Science makes me.

My cousin has PhD's coming out the yazoo, but he couldn't support himself even if he tried and when everyone sees him coming they 

[Skul]

PhD=one trick pony.
So blatantly specialized in one narrow subject, that they ignore everything else.
Has tendency to feel superior to all others. False authority syndrome is a characteristic indication.
Fortunately, it's a lie. They are quite ignorant of life and reality.

[anti-spelunker]

I think Alex is an attention whore for men only.  And that's her problem.  She doesn't get enough attention from men in real life, so she's here to get some. 

Right.  The feminazi schtick is purposefully designed to make me popular with the boys.   

[anti-spelunker]

Then why did you bring it up in the first place?

Because you brought that argument over here.  Also, why are you so intent on siding with him?  What do you care about one dummie vs. another?  You seem a bit too personally involved, 

[anti-spelunker]

Alright, here is a test. You can prove you are BainsBane/Alexandra Kelly Brown by answering a couple quick questions:

Tell us some things about slavery in Brazil in the 1800s that AKB would know but an impostor would not. And say some things in Portuguese--I assume you know that language if you did Ph.D. work about Brazil.

Also, relate how you got from Texas to Florida to Minnesota.

If you can do these things quickly and intelligently and believably, that would indicate that you are who you claim to be.

BainsBane is way too stupid to write a dissertation. 

[Mr Mannn]

I think Alex is an attention whore for men only.  And that's her problem.  She doesn't get enough attention from men in real life, so she's here to get some. 

Pity. Psycho-bitches never enjoy lasting relationships.

[anti-spelunker]

It's funny how she selectively ignores the posts that challenge her lies and bullshit. 

What would you have me say?  What kind of piece of shit am I? 

[Mr Mannn]

What would you have me say?  What kind of piece of shit am I? 

accepting the truth is the first step to recovery

[anti-spelunker]

And the democrat senate too. In 2008 the dems had both houses and W was a lame duck.

That's the kind of response that makes clear someone isn't really interested in the actual causes of economic crisis and preventing a future one but instead concerned only with party; party over country, tribalism. 

[Charles Henrickson]

BainsBane is way too stupid to write a dissertation. 

But on DU BainsBane has stated that she has written a dissertation, on slavery in Brazil in the 1800s, and that she did receive a Ph.D. And I've seen her write with knowledge about the subject. So if you are she, then I know you should be able to do so also, right?

[Mr Mannn]

That's the kind of response that makes clear someone isn't really interested in the actual causes of economic crisis and preventing a future one but instead concerned only with party; party over country, tribalism. 

I have to admit, only a DUer could fully understand tribalism.
(Mannn expects the irony to be lost on her)

[anti-spelunker]

But on DU BainsBane has stated that she has written a dissertation, on slavery in Brazil in the 1800s, and that she did receive a Ph.D. And I've seen her write with knowledge about the subject. So if you are she, then I know you should be able to do so also, right?

Write with knowledge of the subject?  You're going to be pilloried for that one.  I was specifically told that I couldn't possibly be BainsBane because I'm not stupid enough, while she is a blithering idiot.

[Freeper]

That's the kind of response that makes clear someone isn't really interested in the actual causes of economic crisis and preventing a future one but instead concerned only with party; party over country, tribalism. 

No I just pointed out the fact that once the democrats took over this country declined, yeah we have the house but the do nothing senate and the golf playing preezy have done nothing to make things better. To make matters worse they still blame a Bush for everything bad that has happened in the last 5 years. So tell me who's only concerned with party, it ain't us sister.

[EagleKeeper]

In order to be a little off topic I offer this article.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57617101-71/scientist-cats-think-you-are-just-a-big-stupid-cat/

[anti-spelunker]

No I just pointed out the fact that once the democrats took over this country declined, yeah we have the house but the do nothing senate and the golf playing preezy have done nothing to make things better. To make matters worse they still blame a Bush for everything bad that has happened in the last 5 years. So tell me who's only concerned with party, it ain't us sister.

You blamed the crisis first on Obama, then on the Democratic House, including Pelosi.  You demonstrated no interest in discussing the causes of the collapse. 

[dutch508]

You blamed the crisis first on Obama, then on the Democratic House, including Pelosi.  You demonstrated no interest in discussing the causes of the collapse. 

Answer: Obama, then on the Democratic House, including Pelosi.


Discuss.

[Freeper]

You blamed the crisis first on Obama, then on the Democratic House, including Pelosi.  You demonstrated no interest in discussing the causes of the collapse. 

I know you think the cause is that evil Bush.

[dutch508]

But on DU BainsBane has stated that she has written a dissertation, on slavery in Brazil in the 1800s, and that she did receive a Ph.D. And I've seen her write with knowledge about the subject. So if you are she, then I know you should be able to do so also, right?

eh... no point.

[anti-spelunker]

I know you think the cause is that evil Bush.

No, that is not how I would approach the subject.  I would examine the policies that led to credit default swaps and similar precarious trading.  Some of those policies began under Clinton and they accelerated under Bush.  There are many articles about this online you can read yourself. 

[anti-spelunker]

But on DU BainsBane has stated that she has written a dissertation, on slavery in Brazil in the 1800s, and that she did receive a Ph.D. And I've seen her write with knowledge about the subject. So if you are she, then I know you should be able to do so also, right?

Seriously, you guys have way too much personal information about me.  I'm not giving out more.  You don't need to believe I am she, or that BainsBane is the person you name.  It doesn't really matter. 

[Big Dog]

If we "hear pretty often" of prominent conservatives or evangelical Christians forcing women to have abortions, it should be easy for you to name some.

Name ten.

No?

OK, name five.

Still a no-go?

Two?

Hmmm....

How about one? Just one?

If you can name one "prominent conservative conservative or evangelical" who forced a woman to have an abortion, I'll cede your point.

Unanswered. Not surprising.

[Traveshamockery]

Right.  The feminazi schtick is purposefully designed to make me popular with the boys.   

Attention.whore.