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Offline franksolich

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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #125 on: January 12, 2014, 09:02:50 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on January 11, 2014, 09:54:54 PM
Please review the 3rd point. It is super important.

Oh, not to worry; I've had a last will ever since about six months after my younger brother died (he was 17, I was 19).  I remember when I had it drawn up; most thought I was being morbid or depressed or had some premonition of my own death, and were concerned about it.

Well, that was a very long time ago--so long ago that I had to revise it one time--and guess what.

I'm still here, and hope to be here for a long time yet.

I don't think there's anything morbid about making a will; it's just common sense, and saves others a lot of time and trouble down the road.

I think it's a rather admirable will, by the way; after getting instructions from an attorney, I wrote it myself (and it passed muster); one paragraph regarding an executor and disposal of property, and twenty-two following paragraphs describing the mortality of man and the Immortality of God (i.e., what I know, what I believe).

Being 20 years old at the time, and not an especially original person, I borrowed heavily from the will of Richard II of England (circa 1394), in which he disposed of his whole kingdom in a single sentence, and then spent miles of parchment (it's a very long document) describing the smallness of man and the Greatness of God.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #126 on: January 12, 2014, 09:05:38 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 08:53:48 AM
^Dang that's good !

The DUmpmonkeys can serve an important purpose for people with young children: object lessons, particularly of the lesson "actions have consequences".

As perfect examples,  I present Doug Bulna, Steve Dawes, and Kirk the Las Vegas Leviathan. Each, in his own way, can serve as an example to the youth of today.

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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #127 on: January 12, 2014, 09:10:40 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 09:05:38 AM
The DUmpmonkeys can serve an important purpose for people with young children: object lessons, particularly of the lesson "actions have consequences".

As perfect examples,  I present Doug Bulna, Steve Dawes, and Kirk the Las Vegas Leviathan. Each, in his own way, can serve as an example to the youth of today.

You're way too noble.

I think the primitives provide as much utility as a cockroach or an intestinal parasite.

I've never been happy or giddy or anything when one's passed, but I will admit to a great Sigh of Relief; this problem's done and over with.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #128 on: January 12, 2014, 09:10:53 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 09:05:38 AM
The DUmpmonkeys can serve an important purpose for people with young children: object lessons, particularly of the lesson "actions have consequences".

As perfect examples,  I present Doug Bulna, Steve Dawes, and Kirk the Las Vegas Leviathan. Each, in his own way, can serve as an example to the youth of today.


Yeah, but the shitweasels. That was like the top layer of a multi layer cake of a descriptive image.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #129 on: January 12, 2014, 09:21:52 AM »
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No matter what bad one says about the dead, it doesn't harm the dead in the least little way.

No, but perhaps what we say can harm US.  Maybe that is what Freeper meant...of course, I cannot speak for him.

I realize I am a noob of sorts, and don't have very many posts, but I have been around quite a while and lived a lot of life.  I hope that entitles me to speak my mind without incurring anyone's wrath.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #130 on: January 12, 2014, 09:27:17 AM »
Quote from: JGHB on January 12, 2014, 09:21:52 AM
No, but perhaps what we say can harm US.  Maybe that is what Freeper meant...of course, I cannot speak for him.

I realize I am a noob of sorts, and don't have very many posts, but I have been around quite a while and lived a lot of life.  I hope that entitles me to speak my mind without incurring anyone's wrath.
Speak your mind.
Discount the wrath.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #131 on: January 12, 2014, 09:27:53 AM »
Quote from: JGHB on January 12, 2014, 09:21:52 AM
No, but perhaps what we say can harm US.  Maybe that is what Freeper meant...of course, I cannot speak for him.

I realize I am a noob of sorts, and don't have very many posts, but I have been around quite a while and lived a lot of life.  I hope that entitles me to speak my mind without incurring anyone's wrath.

Bitch slap for your second paragraph. Internet wrath doesn't really hurt, and it barely leaves a mark.

 :-)

Remember that we are not the DUmp, and we don't all march to the beat of the same drummer. Speak your piece, and be prepared to discuss and defend it. And for God's sake, have fun doing it.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #132 on: January 12, 2014, 09:28:41 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on January 12, 2014, 09:27:17 AM
Speak your mind.
Discount the wrath.

Great minds, my friend. Great minds.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #133 on: January 12, 2014, 09:54:03 AM »
Quote from: JGHB on January 12, 2014, 09:21:52 AM
No, but perhaps what we say can harm US.  Maybe that is what Freeper meant...of course, I cannot speak for him.

I realize I am a noob of sorts, and don't have very many posts, but I have been around quite a while and lived a lot of life.  I hope that entitles me to speak my mind without incurring anyone's wrath.

It entitles you to jack shit. However everyone can speak their mind here. You may get some flack but suck it up and continue on. We will respect you more for saying what you feel and defending those convictions than 'toeing the line'
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Extra credit bitchslap: I heard LVL can only toe the line five more times before he's done...

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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #134 on: January 12, 2014, 09:59:57 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 12, 2014, 09:27:53 AM
Bitch slap for your second paragraph. Internet wrath doesn't really hurt, and it barely leaves a mark.

 :-)

Remember that we are not the DUmp, and we don't all march to the beat of the same drummer. Speak your piece, and be prepared to discuss and defend it. And for God's sake, have fun doing it.

My very first slap of the day.  I am so proud.  I try to find the fun/humor in everything so I think I can handle that.  :-)
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #135 on: January 12, 2014, 10:30:02 AM »
I think this whole kerfuffle is a natural result of years upon years of DUmmie grave dancing.
DUmmies are so full of hate and bile, its a normal reaction to want to give them a taste of their own medicine.

No apologies from me.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #136 on: January 12, 2014, 10:45:32 AM »
I stole this animation from DU ll. They used it a lot when a conservative passed away.

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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #137 on: January 12, 2014, 10:56:45 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 10, 2014, 11:46:09 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 10, 2014, 09:12:42 PM

I had to go back and read that post; I hadn't previously noticed he'd had a leg amputated.

<<<sometimes skips over things when reading.

No, the leg can't be included; only entities with an Immortal Soul should be included, which I guess means the whole primitive, not just part of the primitive.

I shuddered when I read about that, them taking off one of his legs.

As did I. That's a harsh consequence and I do hope perhaps it is the proverbial straw that broke the camels back. As I told him though, God obviously has a purpose for him since he is still here albeit with one leg less. That should be taken as both a wake up call and a gentle sign that there is hope and purpose for him.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #138 on: January 12, 2014, 11:32:35 AM »
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I think the primitives provide as much utility as a cockroach or an intestinal parasite.

A near-perfect analogy for democrats, but it overlooks the entertainment value of their DUmp subspecies.

Despite the sob-sisters sobbing, it's hard to feel compassion for a tapeworm.

And a tapeworm at least has a purpose in life.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #139 on: January 12, 2014, 11:36:15 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on January 12, 2014, 11:32:35 AM
A near-perfect analogy for democrats, but it overlooks the entertainment value of their DUmp subspecies.

Despite the sob-sisters sobbing, it's hard to feel compassion for a tapeworm.

And a tapeworm at least has a purpose in life.

I'm not a sob sister by any means, I just pointed out you are a hateful person. It looks like it struck a nerve.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #140 on: January 12, 2014, 12:18:16 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 11, 2014, 09:15:44 PM
BS given for coming back. You promised you would leave.

You want me to?  :whistling:

 :lol:

I think I'll stay. This site is too much fun to leave  :cheersmate:
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #141 on: January 12, 2014, 12:51:15 PM »
BS given for using my favorite smiley.  :cheersmate: <-- mine, not yours.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #142 on: January 12, 2014, 12:58:55 PM »
Quote from: liana on January 12, 2014, 12:18:16 PM
You want me to?  :whistling:

 :lol:

I think I'll stay. This site is too much fun to leave  :cheersmate:

Outstanding!  Now on to business.  Liona, how do you feel about Ron Paul?
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #143 on: January 12, 2014, 08:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 12, 2014, 12:58:55 PM
Outstanding!  Now on to business.  Liona, how do you feel about Ron Paul?

Hey there!! It's Liana, not whatever you said!!

Ron Paul sucks, sorry. Next?
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #144 on: January 12, 2014, 08:35:03 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on January 12, 2014, 12:51:15 PM
BS given for using my favorite smiley.  :cheersmate: <-- mine, not yours.

It's mine now, and there is nothing you can do about it :D
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #145 on: January 12, 2014, 09:15:25 PM »
Well, Skippy, the "NYC_SKP" primitive, apparently got all bent out of shape because nobody on Skins's island was remembering the Middle Finger primitive any more, and started a new thread over there (not worth bringing over here, though).
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #146 on: January 13, 2014, 06:37:19 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 12, 2014, 11:36:15 AM
I'm not a sob sister by any means, I just pointed out you are a hateful person. It looks like it struck a nerve.
Maybe more nerves can be targeted and struck in fight club ?
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #147 on: January 13, 2014, 10:36:25 PM »
Quote from: liana on January 12, 2014, 08:33:32 PM
Hey there!! It's Liana, not whatever you said!!

Ron Paul sucks, sorry. Next?

Very good loina.  Now for the critical one; how do you feel about pie.  Take your time.
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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #148 on: January 16, 2014, 09:52:05 AM »
Side Issue:  Has anyone noticed that the DU Lounge has been renamed "The MFM Lounge (Forum)"?

Pretty sad that's what you'll be remembered for doing; someone sitting on your butt for 13 years for 18+ hours a day chatting with a bunch of kooks.

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Re: another primitive bites the dust
« Reply #149 on: January 16, 2014, 09:54:38 AM »
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Re: MFM Lounge name..( attention... hosts)
I saw the requests to Skinner, in Ask Admin. group, about temp re-naming Lounge.

I am wondering..perhaps another way to express our feelings ...if the hosts put up a sticky post, the one Kali wrote annoucing his passing, with links in it to the several other large posts about him.
I dunno if additional comments can be made to sticky posts, or if they are needed.
But, if the Lounge did that, than everyone entering would see the post and can read it.

Whatcha think, Lounge? 


Damn...I STILL get a lump in my throat when I think about MFM..he had a huge personality, and meant so much to a LOT of us. 
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