Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend

[Chris_]

I like how she decided to show up at DU to socialize so quickly.

[Charles Henrickson]

Knightraven (255 posts)

Date ideas please?

I will be in the Tucson area soon and have been able to talk a lovely lady I have been dogging for a while now into a date this Saturday.
 
Just a bit nervous. She is a college grad, I'm not. She has had only Strait relationships, this is the first time she has ever dated another woman.

Lady Freedom Returns (6,532 posts)

3. Hehe!! I'm impressed!

. . . I really don't care about the education part. I want to go on a date with YOU, not a piece of paper.

Knightraven (255 posts)

9. So....

Go watch the planes and the sunset, then out to Sky Bar??? Anything else?????????? A movie??? A show?????

Lady Freedom Returns (6,532 posts)

7. She has been after me for a while.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

OK, let me see if I've got this strai-- correct. David Allen Somebody, to whom Lady Many Happy Returns had pledged her undying love--he's in the jailhouse now, in the hoosegow somewhere in New Mexico. Chief Notahomo, he of the rippled abs--he's in Old Mexico, running drugs. So Ambisextrous Amber, bereft of male companionship, decides to go out on a date with a dyke on a bike who has been dogging her. They're going to go riding off into the sunset. Let's hope that Lady Freedom Returns returns, or we may have to issue an Amber Alert.

Wait, here's another date idea:

panader0 (10,362 posts)

25. The Bashful Bandit

A biker bar on Speedway that was recently "remodeled" to attract a more gentile crowd.

I guess they've been getting too many Jews.

[Chris_]

Knightraven (255 posts)

9. So....

Go watch the planes and the sunset, then out to Sky Bar??? Anything else?????????? A movie??? A show?????

This one just sounds too over-the-top.

Let me throw some more question marks in there.  That will help.

[Charles Henrickson]

Maybe Amber can get a job as a shot girt at one of these lezbo biker bars.

[Purple Sage]

I think it's the same person.

Either Amber made it up or it's a mole duo deal.  Complete BS imo.

[Big Dog]

Maybe Amber can get a job as a shot girt at one of these lezbo biker bars.

Her new friends can suck jello shots out of her skin folds.

[tanstaafl]

Either Amber made it up or it's a mole duo deal.  Complete BS imo.

Ol' Elmo, the retired farmer in IA, just tripped himself up. Sushi. In Arizona. In January. On a bike. I bet we get a blow by blow (or lick by lick) account of this "date" with his two moles Monday.

Bed bug Amber hearts Honda ridin' SnatchRaven. Together. In the sunset Saturday night. Ought to be a good one.

[dane]

Ol' Elmo, the retired farmer in IA, just tripped himself up. Sushi. In Arizona. In January. On a bike. I bet we get a blow by blow (or lick by lick) account of this "date" with his two moles Monday.

Bed bug Amber hearts Honda ridin' SnatchRaven. Together. In the sunset Saturday night. Ought to be a good one.

I think we should give the story a chance to develop.  Tucson weather forecast for today (Sat, the day of their date) is sunny in the 70s, as is most of the rest of the week.  That's good motorcycle weather, even down into the 60s.  At least, for me.

[Big Dog]

I think we should give the story a chance to develop.  Tucson weather forecast for today (Sat, the day of their date) is sunny in the 70s, as is most of the rest of the week.  That's good motorcycle weather, even down into the 60s.  At least, for me.

I'd be riding all over the place if it was 60 or 70 degrees out. But I wouldn't have some lice-infested skeeze as a backwarmer.

[Dori]

So Ambisextrous Amber, bereft of male companionship, decides to go out on a date with a dyke on a bike who has been dogging her. They're going to go riding off into the sunset. Let's hope that Lady Freedom Returns returns, or we may have to issue an Amber Alert.

 

[Aristotelian]

Don't eat sushi in Arizona, that shit is not fresh.

I suspect that the sushi won't be the only source of rotten fish smell...

[NHSparky]

Let's hope that Lady Freedom Returns returns, or we may have to issue an Amber Alert.

Okay, I lol'ed at that one.

[Charles Henrickson]

It's date night! Click the music link and sing along!

DATE A LEZZY
Tune: "Take It Easy"

Well, I'm a Lady called Returns
Tryin' to lose my concerns
I've got sev'ral boyfriends on my mind
One that's now in prison
One that has gone missin'
None around that I can find

Date a lezzy
Date a lezzy
Don't let the fact that you're a girl
Make you dizzy

Lighten up, it's not the end
Don't even try to comprehend
Just find a chick to make your friend
And date a lezzy

Well, I'm standin' on a corner
In Tucson, Arizona
And such a fine sight to see
It's a lonely dyke
On a motorbike
Slowin' down, and then she says to me:

"Come on, Lady
Don't be fraidy
I gotta know if your sweet self
Is gonna date me

"I can say you won't be bored
You'll find new vistas to be explored
So hop on up and climb aboard
And date a lezzy!" . . .

Well, it's gettin' kinda late
And we're out on our date
Got a woman driver up in front
Sittin' right behind her
I need a reminder
She's just another . . . girl

Date a lezzy
Date a lezzy
Don't let the fact that you're a girl
Make you dizzy

Come on, Lady
Don't be fraidy
I gotta know if lezbo love
Will now persuade me . . .

Oh, I'm gettin' dizzy
I thought I'd date a lezzy

[Chris_]

Ha ha ha... bravo.

I hate the Eagles.

[Linda]

HI-5 DH...good one.

[NHSparky]

 

Charles, that one has GOT to go on the next DUmmie FUnnies.

[Charles Henrickson]

Charles, that one has GOT to go on the next DUmmie FUnnies.

I'm thinking about it. I'll wait to see how this date unfolds. So to speak.

[NHSparky]

I'm thinking about it. I'll wait to see how this date unfolds. So to speak.

Probably end up looking like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise.

[MoshMasterD]

I have figured out that her name is Amber, and I know she had a lot of support here for DOTY, but you still haven't told me much about her. All I seem to know is that she migrated from maybe Joplin, Missouri, and moved to the southwest somewhere, and that she's homeless and wants to be a shot girt. Tell me more. Fill me in. Tell me what catch phrases she's associated with and why. That sort of thing. If I'm ever going to feature her on a DUFU, I need to have some background.

I learned about Amber after noticing a deluge of "Amber Alert" threads popping up.

[BlueStateSaint]

I'm thinking about it. I'll wait to see how this date unfolds. So to speak.

Gotta agree with Sparky here.  That's genius.

[Bad Dog]

Probably end up looking like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise.

As the Zombie has previously remarked, that right there is some vivid imagery.

[miskie]

Don't eat sushi in Arizona, that shit is not fresh.

That was my first thought. But then I dismissed it as coastal living snobbery on my part.

[miskie]

Probably end up looking like a bulldog eating a jar of mayonnaise.

I'm torn. I don't know if I should ^5 or BS you for that.   

[freedumb2003b]

I'm thinking about it. I'll wait to see how this date unfolds. So to speak.

You're not dating a lezzie I hope...

But I think the lezzies and I are looking for the same thing...?

[freedumb2003b]

That was my first thought. But then I dismissed it as coastal living snobbery on my part.

B-5 ... :)