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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2014, 06:37:57 AM »
I think it was about a year ago that the DUmp had another chili fest.
One of the primitives yapped about adding mushrooms.  :lmao:
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2014, 06:55:27 AM »
If you like beans in chili, you're a Yankee or a Communist.

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2014, 07:08:44 AM »
If you like beans in chili, you're a Yankee or a Communist.

Sorry for repeating myself...

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2014, 07:12:23 AM »
http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Chili/ChiliHistory.htm

Be sure to read the Cincinatti Style.  I think that's where your detestable kidney beans originated.

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2014, 07:21:59 AM »
Ruh roh...

Houston's CASI Championship Chili Cookoff had a separate category for chili with pinto beans.

It's like the short bus. They need a place for the special people that don't know any better. :fuelfire:
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2014, 07:53:43 AM »
If you like beans in chili, you're a Yankee or a Communist.

Sorry for repeating myself...


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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2014, 01:15:23 PM »
It's like the short bus. They need a place for the special people that don't know any better. :fuelfire:

Houston has been overrun with damned Yankees seeking a better life which is fine with me.  Just leave your nasty kidney beans at home.  Assimilate!
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2014, 01:23:11 PM »
Houston has been overrun with damned Yankees seeking a better life which is fine with me.  Just leave your nasty kidney beans at home.  Assimilate!

Dallas is the same way. 
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2014, 01:40:20 PM »
I reckon I would.

 :-) :-) :-)

I reckon those chicas over yonder in your neck of the woods arta tuck tail and run home to their mamas before you ply them with your chili.  I've heard tell that pintos and stewed maters have been the cause of more than a few swollen bellies.
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2014, 02:26:50 PM »
Cincinnati (check the spelling) Chili is wonderful stuff. Here in red state hell I buy frozen Skyline Chili. As a young man, I dined countless times at the original Skyline (at the corner of Clifton and Ludlow, for those lucky enough to be familiar with that part of town). A three-way, two cheese coneys, and a coke could be had for under four dollars. My second favorite was the CWCP (Camp Washington Chili Parlor). Gold Star is some kind of upstart. To this day, Skyline is a required highlight of every excursion we make to Reds and Bengals games.

But Cincinnati Chili isn't really chili (I've never had it with beans). It's a unique cinnamony, chocolatey, chili powder flavor concoction dreamed up by the Greek guys who founded Skyline there in Clifton back in the 50s.

Since most people order it without beans, Skyline fits the Texas preference for spicy meat soup.

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2014, 02:30:43 PM »
Dallas is the same way. 

Yep.  Reason we fled southwest.
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2014, 02:48:37 PM »
You folks can't even get the name right.  I refuse to discuss this further until we use the proper name for this food of the gods.  It is called "red" simply red.

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2014, 02:55:34 PM »
 I've never heard a human call it "red" in my life.  I've seen it on plenty of restaurant menus though.
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2014, 03:00:12 PM »
I've never heard a human call it "red" in my life.  I've seen it on plenty of restaurant menus though.

That's what it was called before the damn hippies moved down here with their aught cosine and all.

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2014, 03:10:19 PM »
That's what it was called before the damn hippies moved down here with their aught cosine and all.

Something about mixing hippies and math doesn't seem quite right.
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2014, 03:35:56 PM »
Something about mixing hippies and math doesn't seem quite right.


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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2014, 03:36:27 PM »
Yep.  Reason we fled southwest.

Too damn hot.
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2014, 03:56:07 PM »
Too damn hot.

Too damned cold lately.  It's almost always cooler here in the summer and a bit warmer in the winter than north Texas.  Gardening sucks though.  Ground is limestone.
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2014, 08:14:14 PM »
Too damned cold lately.  It's almost always cooler here in the summer and a bit warmer in the winter than north Texas.  Gardening sucks though.  Ground is limestone.


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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2014, 09:24:32 PM »
Yeah, you gotta have kidney beans for chili. Light or dark, either one. Give the can a good shaking and drain well first, though.

I still like to start with the Carrol Shelby's Chili Mix and add a couple of things to it, like a large chopped and sauteed onion and some garlic powder or garlic salt. I like a meaty chili so I use about 50% more ground beef than the recipe calls for.

Tomato sauce and a can of diced tomatoes. I like the diced because they cook apart better than if you start with whole canned tomatoes.

The CS chili mix is mild enough that pretty much anyone can eat it, even with the cayenne pepper packet added. I add a little chopped, pickled jalapeno to my bowl to kick it up a bit.

Usually I'll crumble up a stack of saltines directly into the bowl, hillbilly-style, but I've also been known to throw a handful of shredded cheddar on top, let it melt and dip the whole mess up with tortilla chips.

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2014, 09:34:13 PM »


Usually I'll crumble up a stack of saltines directly into the bowl, hillbilly-style, but I've also been known to throw a handful of shredded cheddar on top, let it melt and dip the whole mess up with tortilla chips.

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I'll nuke the bowl of chili to melt the cheese if it isn't hot enough.  Gotta have crackers i it.

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2014, 01:24:51 AM »
I'll nuke the bowl of chili to melt the cheese if it isn't hot enough.  Gotta have crackers i it.

Uh, no.

No cheese in chili.

Cheese doesn't belong on chili any more than molasses belongs on radishes.
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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2014, 07:29:50 AM »
Uh, no.

No cheese in chili.

Cheese doesn't belong on chili any more than molasses belongs on radishes.

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Re: primitives discuss making chili (three--three--campfires on the matter)
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2014, 12:36:45 PM »
Uh, no.

No cheese in chili.

Cheese doesn't belong on chili any more than molasses belongs on radishes.

I use chili beans (which are kidney beans in chili sauce). I also use tomato sauce. If I do not have cheese, I will eat it with cornbread. If I have cheese (has to be shredded cheddar), I will use it as a dip for my tortillas.


BTW...I worked at Wendy's when I was younger...their chili is a travesty. If you knew how it was made you wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
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