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Offline bijou

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It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
« on: January 07, 2014, 02:57:27 PM »
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FRANKFORT, Ky. — Just how cold is it in Kentucky? Apparently cold enough for an escaped prisoner to decide to turn himself in.

Authorities say the inmate escaped from a minimum security facility in Lexington on Sunday. As temperatures dropped into the low single digits Monday, they say he walked into a motel and asked the clerk to call police.
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Department of Corrections spokeswoman Lisa Lamb says Vick would have been dressed in prison-issued khaki pants, a shirt and a jacket when he escaped. Wind chill readings were 20 below zero Monday in Lexington.
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Re: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2014, 03:31:27 PM »
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Re: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2014, 05:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 07, 2014, 03:31:27 PM
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Re: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2014, 05:17:09 PM »
Wouldn't this be comparable to Otis the drunk putting himself in jail in Mayberry?
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Re: It’s so cold an escaped prisoner turned himself in
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2014, 03:25:58 PM »
 There was a reason why this bozo leach was in jail to begin with. The cold prevented him from properly leaching, so he chose the next best thing.

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