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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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DUmmy tells an off-color joke
« on: January 03, 2014, 12:31:16 PM »
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I told an off-color joke


to my sister, and didn't realize she had me on speakerphone. I'm completely embarrassed, it was "It's so cold out the hookers are charging $20 to blow on your hands." They are 14 and 16, but it was totally inappropriate.

She and my brother-in-law are traveling back up to OKC.

I'm ashamed

Then the DUmmies get into the rules & semantics for talking on speakerphone.
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Re: DUmmy tells an off-color joke
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2014, 12:33:19 PM »
that's pretty good! <scribbles it down for future reference> beats the heck out of the knock knock jokes the kids have been telling nonstop.
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Re: DUmmy tells an off-color joke
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2014, 12:34:39 PM »
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I'm ashamed
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That joke was pretty good.
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Re: DUmmy tells an off-color joke
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2014, 12:44:32 PM »

     That didn't happen.

     The DUmmy had a good joke, a funny one, but had to cloak it in self-immolation and prostration to get it through the first level of oversight on DU.
 
     Before long, that will be how all jokes not at the expense of conservative white men have to be delivered.
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Re: DUmmy tells an off-color joke
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2014, 03:28:46 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 03, 2014, 12:44:32 PM
     That didn't happen.

     The DUmmy had a good joke, a funny one, but had to cloak it in self-immolation and prostration to get it through the first level of oversight on DU.
 
     Before long, that will be how all jokes not at the expense of conservative white men have to be delivered.
I agree it didn't happen, but DUmmy Aerows didn't need to worry about it at the DUmp.

She's a really, really DUmb lezbo who would fall under the protective umbrella of the Ku Klux Klam.

DUmmy Aerows thought the price of eggs would skyrocket during a drought because thirsty hens don't lay as much.
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