DUmmy dorkangelnumbers deserves a lot more attention than she typically gets.
She was an uneducated, unemployable, hopelessly suicidal mental patient, incapacitated by multiple incurable psychiatric maladies.
Just a matter of months later, she's finishing up her registered nurse training.
Not only that, within weeks of starting her course work she was screening six-figure job offers.
Miraculously, the intense academic work required to transition from screeching, dangerous psychopath to cool, competent professional hasn't affected her DUmp time.
In fact, thoughout this apparent reprogramming of her brain, she's spent hours and hours every day at the DUmp, picking fights and making enemies.
Come to think of it, she's continued to act like a screeching, dangerous psychopath.
Anyway, she's a role model for the other DUmpettes.
