This bouncy was so poorly written, I did a double take when I saw that it wasn't from poor stupid rsmithnumbers.
It sounds exactly like poor stupid rsmith, including even his comment about not wanting anyone to "loose" their job.
It's astonishing that anyone would even suspect this encounter actually happened, but of course the DUmmies eat it up.
To express skepticism would sacrifice DUmp cred.
We don't call 'em DUmmies for nothing.