Nads on assignment

[CollectivismMustDie]

Nooooooooooooo! No way is Nads gonna be a car show girl!  This is beyond cruel!!!
Nads in heels and a bikini next to a polished car?!!!11!!!!1!!
No! Nooo! H*** NO! (Jumps out window)

It could be worse (ok, equally bad...I'm not sure how it could get worse), it could have been Doug Bulna as the car show girl:



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Sources confirm, no remotes were harmed, stolen, or otherwise molested in the taking of this photo, or in the presence of its model. The model was paid fairly after the show, and was rather pleased with the pay received though he did explain that he preferred it raw rather than cooked.



CMD

[DefiantSix]

Nooooooooooooo! No way is Nads gonna be a car show girl!  This is beyond cruel!!!
Nads in heels and a bikini next to a polished car?!!!11!!!!1!!
No! Nooo! H*** NO! (Jumps out window)

Found the gNads car show appearance...

[formerlurker]

The addled sub rider who married nadin wasn't a captain, or any commissioned rank.

He was a career noncom. Quartermaster, I think.

I know - just kidding around.

[formerlurker]

Teh Grate gNads made the show.

http://election.democraticunderground.com/103624987

I just wish Ford reps were there. And lord, it was early... as in real early, as in oh my god anybody seen the time early?  What????

Photos are really standard fare. Something a normal spectator would take with a P&S.
Nothing artistic, nothing remarkable.  Just plain tourist pictures.
Needs to take some photography lessons at local high school.  it would help her.

They are pretty bad.  Lots of glare in the shots.

[JakeStyle]

This years video:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKM1aSqPOV0&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

She sounds like Natasha with Down Syndrome.

[Bad Dog]

Since she bitched so much about having to get there so early, do you suppose she considers this another "exclusive"? 

[BlueStateSaint]

This years video:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKM1aSqPOV0&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

She sounds like Natasha with Down Syndrome.

Sounds as if Natasha-with-Down's-Syndrome is a tranny, too . . .

[vesta111]

Uh, unfortunately, she's not.

Oh Frank, sometimes your sense of humor just fly's out the window.

 So 10 years ago I would have hit on the walrus,   benefits would have been, less heat at night as the BTU's from this big guy would have heated up the house and no need for an electric blanket.   Lots of food in the house, I would just have to get use to eating raw fish, and tracking down the remote for my Fox news.

But no one can compare to Sam Elliot that 30 years ago I would have sold my soul to spend a month traveling about on a Harley with.   

As far as Nads husband goes, not a bad looking man, has to have some smarts to have rode the boats, a shame he has to retire with the skills he has to becoming a Mall Cop or something.   

[tanstaafl]

Vesta, you wrote:

>>As far as Nads husband goes, not a bad looking man, has to have some smarts to have rode the boats, a shame he has to retire with the skills he has to becoming a Mall Cop or something.<<

Same as I told a kid just out of the Air Force. There's not much of a call for rear gunners from a B-52 in civilian jobs these days. True thirty years ago, still true today.

[vesta111]

Vesta, you wrote:

>>As far as Nads husband goes, not a bad looking man, has to have some smarts to have rode the boats, a shame he has to retire with the skills he has to becoming a Mall Cop or something.<<

Same as I told a kid just out of the Air Force. There's not much of a call for rear gunners from a B-52 in civilian jobs these days. True thirty years ago, still true today.

So true, what skills can a torpedo man use after the service unless they are Academy trained and have knowledge of firing all weapons ?

A well trained Election or EMT on a sub either gets out and unless they are Sparky can stay in the nuclear field, to go into the civilian world have to go to school as civilian power and nuclear power on a ship or boat is far much different.

I tell yah, when I see a sailor wearing their dolphins at any rate It means they have been cross trained, but what use the cross training in civilian life ?

It would be better to go into the Army as a cook or meat inspector.    Heck look at what the Army and their Moral boosting situations have done for actors and actresses for years.   

[FlippyDoo]

So true, what skills can a torpedo man use after the service unless they are Academy trained and have knowledge of firing all weapons ?

A well trained Election or EMT on a sub either gets out and unless they are Sparky can stay in the nuclear field, to go into the civilian world have to go to school as civilian power and nuclear power on a ship or boat is far much different.

I tell yah, when I see a sailor wearing their dolphins at any rate It means they have been cross trained, but what use the cross training in civilian life ?

It would be better to go into the Army as a cook or meat inspector.    Heck look at what the Army and their Moral boosting situations have done for actors and actresses for years.   

Nadin...I mean vesta...what exactly does a "well trained Election" do on a sub?

[vesta111]

Nadin...I mean vesta...what exactly does a "well trained Election" do on a sub?

Change the light bulbs in the captains head.

  How the hell do I know, a nuclear Electrician[ Election] kind of bounces about ----something about pulling some kind of rods and watching the EPCP panel what ever that is.

[Bad Dog]

Vesta is in fine form today.

[EagleKeeper]

Of course you don't know Vesta, that's the problem.

[Big Dog]

Nadin...I mean vesta...what exactly does a "well trained Election" do on a sub?

Well, on a Chinese sub....

[dutch508]

Well, on a Chinese sub....

Ra-Roh.

[NHSparky]

Nadin...I mean vesta...what exactly does a "well trained Election" do on a sub?

That's an Asian erection.  Nasty stuff if the doc didn't treat it right away.

And vesta, seriously, unless and until you know what you're talking about, pretty please, STFU.  TM's (now MM's) have a skill set far beyond making shit go "BOOM", mkay?  Lifting, rigging, handling hazmat, EOD, small arms, the list goes on.

unless they are Sparky can stay in the nuclear field

Funny, I seem to recall being in the nuclear field for a number of years after I got out, toots.

It means they have been cross trained, but what use the cross training in civilian life ?

A lot more than you'll ever realize.  I've used it to my very lucrative benefit.  It also comes in pretty handy around the house when I DON'T have to call in someone to do something that falls outside my area of expertise, because breadth of experience and "cross training" pays off.  More than you know.

I know guys that work in the oil patch.  Two of my shipmates (one coner, one nuke) got out and became nurses.  Most of us are in technical fields having piss-all to do with nuclear power.  Some of us did go civilian nuke, but some of us were tired of the nickel-dime BS that goes along with nuclear power.

[NHSparky]

Well, on a Chinese sub....

On a North Korean one they get together and sing, "I'm so ronery..."

[obumazombie]

nadin has her big rig charged and ready.

[landofconfusion80]

Same as I told a kid just out of the Air Force. There's not much of a call for rear gunners from a B-52 in civilian jobs these days. True thirty years ago, still true today.

My ad in soldier of fortune magazine says otherwise,lol

[Charles Henrickson]

This years video:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKM1aSqPOV0&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

She sounds like Natasha with Down Syndrome.

You know, on one of my very first DUFUs about Nadin--almost three years ago now--I wondered if this nadinbrzezinski person might look more like Natasha Fatale or Nina Khrushchev:


Well, it turns out that Nadin LOOKS like Nina Khrushchev (after three months on a gulag) and SOUNDS like Natasha Fatale. But drunk. And retarded. And incomprehensible.

I shall now attempt a transcript of Nadin's attempts at English in her brief speaking parts on this video:

0:25 "How does it compare with a Wrangler? With the exscuelation? For example."

[The "exscuelation," Nadin? Is that like the acceleration on an escalation?]

1:17 "So you don't haff to gas anymore what kind of a . . . uh, tire pressure, and all of that wonderful stuff?"

[No gaswork needed.]

2:11 "Soforfalla those people thinkin' of luxury, I DO notice that you do haff . . . a heat-seeya, a . . . seat . . . heater."

[Yes, the new Cherokee does come equipped with a heat-seeking missile.]

2:49 "On four-wheel dur-drive, I would go even in incipitoray?"

["Incipitoray"? You lost me there, Nadin.]

3:21 "I haff to take my Sahara over here. Heh, heh."

[Oh, Nadin! So quick with the wit!]

3:40 "You're goink to take thees in the mud?"

[Nadin Abbott, Girl Reporter, needs something that she can take to cover ALL the stories in ALL conditions.]

4:22 "And I am obviously guessink that it's goink to haff cake plates and all the other goodies. All the armor."

[Cake plates come standard.]

4:39 "An off-road fershun would actually haff a higher clearance?"

[So high you could cross the Rubicon in it.]

5:03 "And I SEE you haff ehhh . . . rear-view camera."]

[The better to see your rear with.]

5:24 "So, thees car, thees, uh, screams, how many thinks do they haff, they haff a map, cheepy-ass. . . ?"]

[Cheepy-ass is also standard.]

5:50 "On your navigation, is thees are felt, uh, foams, or towers, or disakshelly cheepy-ass?"

[Acksheely cheepy-ass.]

6:17 "Ay! My car haff hot spots! That would be cone-venient!"

[Nadin is haffing hot spots herself.]

6:31 "Ours, uh, 2004 Sahara is not loaded."

[But I think Nadin is.]

Also, how often does the gal in the truck driving Nadin around (she should get extra pay for that, btw), how often does she say "this guy" or "these guys" when referring to the "vee-hickle"? A little weird.

[BattleHymn]

Man, she sounds as dumb as a potato.

[DefiantSix]

Man, she sounds as dumb as a potato.

You couldn't figure that out just by reading her "posts"?

[BattleHymn]

You couldn't figure that out just by reading her "posts"?

Of course, but it's always pleasant to be reassured once in a while that what looks like dog shit really is dog shit.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY7ZX6ngOSs[/youtube]

 

   

[Charles Henrickson]

"On four-wheel dur-drive, I would go even in incipitoray?"

In her line of work as a Girl Reporter, Nadin needs a vee-hickle that can handle incipitoray.