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Offline Skul

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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2013, 05:27:08 PM »
Wilburrr, don't need no steenking glasses.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2013, 05:37:01 PM »
Drunken imbecile says what?
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2013, 05:42:31 PM »
Quote from: Carl on December 31, 2013, 05:37:01 PM
Drunken imbecile says what?
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2013, 05:44:57 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 05:18:52 PM


Wait, is that really the Pittstain? 

What a hulking, sweating, red-nosed drunken lout. 

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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2013, 05:46:46 PM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!  :lmao: Wee Willy drunken brawl in Wee Willy's peace, love and happiness thread!  :lmao: You just can't make this up!

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13. and a glass please for the women stranded with no clinic access

Forced to bear children because fake-religion zealots have taken control of many red state governments.

Why did you forget them? And the activists who have protected entrance to what clinics are left...and the people who donate to Planned Parenthood, the only place poor women and teens can go for reproductive healthcare and non-judgemental help.

And the activists fighting against the war on women. And the women who have not survived violence and the women who have survived violence and further violence at the hands of a society more concerned about frat boys' futures than protecting girls and giving perpetrators what they deserve. And those fighting against violence against women in spite of repuke representatives.

It's good to be inclusive, so please stop forgetting about half of the people.

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16. Next year, you write the toast.

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17. I'm sorry.....did I offend?

You sound mad....did you remember what women have been fighting and I didnt see it?

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WilliamPitt (55,982 posts)
19. Offended?

I'm not the one tearing up a perfectly civil thread.

I dashed this off in a few minutes. My apologies if every single category of people who struggled in 2013 was inadvertently not included. The toast would have been longer than Lent. Women fighting the War on Women should have been included, and I am justly and properly chastised.

Like I said, feel free to write your own.

Happy New Year.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2013, 05:50:50 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 31, 2013, 05:44:57 PM
Wait, is that really the Pittstain?  What a hulking, sweating, red-nosed drunken lout. 

Yes, it is. That is from his farewell party at Bukowski's in August, before he did his "white flight" up north.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2013, 05:53:41 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 05:50:50 PM
Yes, it is. That is from his farewell party at Bukowski's in August, before he did his "white flight" up north.

He's almost unrecognizable from earlier photos.  What a waste of a human existence. 
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2013, 05:53:55 PM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on December 31, 2013, 05:46:46 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!  :lmao: Wee Willy drunken brawl in Wee Willy's peace, love and happiness thread!  :lmao: You just can't make this up!

Oh, this is definitely DUFUable! Tomorrow.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2013, 06:06:43 PM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on December 31, 2013, 05:46:46 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!  :lmao: Wee Willy drunken brawl in Wee Willy's peace, love and happiness thread!  :lmao: You just can't make this up!


Watch it, Blanche. The Wee One will write a screed about you like he did for BoBo the Hobo before she disappeared from the DUmp.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2013, 06:11:21 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 31, 2013, 05:53:41 PM
He's almost unrecognizable from earlier photos.

Pitt stopped doing his dance pad:



He claims to have stopped smoking:



He's looking at 40 in the rearview mirror:



And he's had a baby:



Plus, all the beers over the years:



It adds up.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2013, 06:29:37 PM »
Then he gets lambasted by a Margret Sanger wannabe for not mentioning abortion rights and the faux war on women......

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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2013, 08:09:51 PM »
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I dashed this off in a few minutes. My apologies if every single category of people who struggled in 2013 was inadvertently not included. The toast would have been longer than Lent. Women fighting the War on Women should have been included, and I am justly and properly chastised.

A few minutes?  Does anyone believe that his screed took him less than a week to come up with?
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2013, 08:42:33 PM »
What a sanctimonious blowhard. 
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2013, 09:05:33 PM »
Kinda looks like Blanche is off her meds.....again.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2013, 09:25:50 PM »
An error in your logic:

"Again" would imply he had ever achieved sobriety in the first place.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2013, 09:48:36 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 06:11:21 PM

And he's had a baby:


Looks like he may still be carrying his baby, or a months supply of beer from his previous bar in the city.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2013, 09:58:34 PM »
What an idiot.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2013, 10:29:46 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 31, 2013, 05:53:41 PM
He's almost unrecognizable from earlier photos. 
No, he's still a loser. :p

I feel sorry for that kid.  She's going to grow up and realize her dad has been a flaming douchebag her entire life.
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2014, 12:26:08 AM »
In an act of massively drunken wussification, he amends it to add:


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I raise a glass to every woman everywhere who pushed back against trans-vaginal ultrasounds, against getting raped after getting raped, against the idea that women's bodies are not their own, but are some form of public entity into which the Bronze-Age morality of modern white men can be shoved by way of dark-of-night legislation written by cowards and fools.

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23. you sound mad. sorry I mentioned a misstep.

Is it better to be silent for fear of offending? Because it's a holiday?

I don't think I'm speaking uncivily..at least I tried to be factual, correct the mistake and be courteous. I just think it was a large oversight.

You are certainly allowed to disagree and be pissed at me.

Cheers and Happy New Year!

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20. See my edit

Six paragraphs down:

blah blah blah

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24. thank you!!

That is much more eloquent than I could have done!

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49. (((hug)))

Thanks for the proper poke.

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53. lol!

Last edited Tue Dec 31, 2013, 10:47 PM - Edit history (1)
When one pokes, it behooves one to poke properly.

And it helps to have an aware poke-ee.

goddamm you have no idea how hard it is for me to restrain myself from making a poke-ee mon joke. Phew!


You would think that anything he added after the previous exchange would be taken as forced and contrived. Not so for DUmmies. They are all about the forced, the contrived, the PC-ness, the ultimately meaningless symbolism.

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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2014, 01:13:49 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 05:12:27 PM




Unknown to pitt, on the other end of the bar to his right and unpictured, a woman named Edith stood transfixed and fascinated by what pitt was saying.

She stood as if mesmerized for some time, then as if the spell were broken, she hurried home to tell her husband about all she had learned, repeating it word for word:





 (turn volume off for effect)









[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJH9qi9jCY[/youtube]


:rotf:

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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2014, 04:02:59 AM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on December 31, 2013, 04:26:06 PM
The real paradox is if Pitt is walking back from Bukowskis at 2:30 am drinking from a flask of bourbon and a homeless man asks him for a sip, does Pitt give it to him or beat him up?

How about Pitt tries to beat him up, but ends up collapsing in the gutter?
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2014, 04:26:47 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 31, 2013, 05:12:27 PM
And if he needs to pee or puke, he can just step outside and find a tree, no problem.

Charles, he has never bothered before. Why start now?
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2014, 05:21:59 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 01, 2014, 04:26:47 AM
Charles, he has never bothered before. Why start now?

You have a point, BD . . . H5 given. :thatsright:
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Re: Yep, he's drunk again.
« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2014, 10:24:36 AM »
I was just wonering if he could expand on the following:

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I raise a glass to all those who wait behind the invisible bars of the ongoing apartheid in too many other states,

I would love to know what States he is talking about, maybe foreign States?  And really that word is directly attached to South Africa.  Which is no longer under Apartheid.

Once and idiot always an idiot.  Drink another one douche nozzle.
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