The real paradox is if Pitt is walking back from Bukowskis at 2:30 am. . . .
But keep in mind, Wee Willie has abandoned Boston, he has fled Taxachusetts, in order to live closer to Mumsy in the lily-white, lower-tax woods of New Hamster. So no Bukowski's this year.
You know, sometimes on American Pickers they visit an old guy who has constructed his own little town out back of his house, sort of a Nostalgia Village. I wonder if William--once the
Wunderkind of DUcheland, but now a middle-aged fat slob--I wonder if he will do that, i.e., build his own private Bukowski's out there in the woods. He can have cardboard cutouts of former
habitués of that establishment, his old chums--Ty the Bouncer, Kevin Spacey--to make it feel like old times. And if he needs to pee or puke, he can just step outside and find a tree, no problem.
