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2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« on: December 31, 2013, 10:57:17 AM »
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2013, 10:58:36 AM »
Who is in the pool?

Edit: I mean besides Vesta
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2013, 11:06:32 AM »
OH ! I see what you mean SGT Bunny.

I'm thinking DUmmie In The Wind.

Edit: Because she is homeless? That's all I know about her, maybe she lives in a car
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2013, 11:25:50 AM »
Shit, that's a tough one this year.

I'd put money on a Gay-Mafia purge.

Nads may finally piss off Skins enough to get shown the door.

Billy the Pitt will step on it and threaten someone else before getting the Ban Hammer.

The full implementation of IwonCare starting tomorrow should make things interesting. Once the DUmmies find out that they were sold a bunch of shit (not the unicorn kind), the not-completely-true-believers will start coming out against it, quietly at first but eventually to the point they'll run afoul of some obscure rule and get the heave ho.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2013, 11:34:32 AM »
I think they will stomp on the defenders of manhood against the feminazis.

No way does that series of arguments carry long into 2014 -- one or the other has to go.  I am betting the dudes lose.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2013, 11:39:49 AM »
Shit, that's a tough one this year.

I'd put money on a Gay-Mafia purge.

Nads may finally piss off Skins enough to get shown the door.

Billy the Pitt will step on it and threaten someone else before getting the Ban Hammer.

The full implementation of IwonCare starting tomorrow should make things interesting. Once the DUmmies find out that they were sold a bunch of shit (not the unicorn kind), the not-completely-true-believers will start coming out against it, quietly at first but eventually to the point they'll run afoul of some obscure rule and get the heave ho.


I'm guessing the gender wars will claim some casualties.


I think they will stomp on the defenders of manhood against the feminazis.

No way does that series of arguments carry long into 2014 -- one or the other has to go.  I am betting the dudes lose.

Yeah. That's a tough call. Does 4Skinner want long term peace and ban the Ku Klux Klams or does he put bros before hos?
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2013, 11:42:43 AM »
In 2014 we'll see lots and lots of suspensions due to Skimmer's new rule.

Some are already set for January 1 - DUmpangelnumbers announced hers, along with her undying devotion to Skimmer.

It's sort of tragic that we no longer have the hilarious Meta forum.

It would be a blast once the suspensions start rolling in.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2013, 11:42:49 AM »

I'm guessing the gender wars will claim some casualties.

Good one. The Femi-witches have to be threatening to put a curse on Skinner so he'll cave to keep from being turned into a toad, or something...

The gun fight may end up claiming a few more. Jugs is not going to let that one go and some gungeoneers will pay the price.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2013, 11:45:17 AM »
Good one. The Femi-witches have to be threatening to put a curse on Skinner so he'll cave to keep from being turned into a toad, or something...
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2013, 12:04:51 PM »
It will be Seabeyond or BainesBane.

Anytime you start a ruckus and then go bothering Skimmer in the ATA forum, whining about how unfair life is, and pulling him away from that all important game of Candy Crush Saga to deal with your dramatics you can bet you're not long for the DUmp.


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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2013, 12:22:01 PM »
I would like to speculate that MastersNemesis will continue his downward spiral into insanity, and post something so violently over-the-top that he's shown the door. 

I'm not sure how things will shake out with the feminazis.  They appear to be ruining DU, and making it a thoroughly unpleasant place to be, and also nearly a one-issue website.  But, will Skinner stand up to them?

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2013, 01:05:41 PM »
It will be Seabeyond or BainesBane.

DUmmy Seabeyond Julie has already been banned, then whined and begged The Man, who relented and let her come back.

DUmpettes like these manhaters still have to beg a man to allow them a voice.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2013, 01:22:02 PM »
Tough question. So many possibilities.

I'm going to say the Manny Goldstein types, but probably not Manny himself.

As the election rolls around and the realization that Dems will lose seats becomes undeniable (though the primitives will find link after link to fellow kook "journalists" and blogs that agree with them), the cry to vote Dem will be overwhelming. The kookiest of the kooks (Manny, et.el.) will declare their unwillingness to vote for any "third-way" candidate, putting them in further disfavor with the BOGers (a/k/a the 100% Dear Leader worshippers, like prosense and PW) and on the wrong side of the TOS which says you must vote for Dems or else. The newly tombstoned will find their way to Crazy Andrea's tree house where they'll curse the "corporate RW shills," talk down DU, and post about how their sock puppets are back at the site preaching "truth to power."

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2013, 04:47:10 PM »
DUmmy Seabeyond Julie has already been banned, then whined and begged The Man, who relented and let her come back.

DUmpettes like these manhaters still have to beg a man to allow them a voice.

I agree, but I think :jugs: :yahoo: Will bite the bullet if she doesn't reduce her "All Men Are Rapists!" post counts.

Not withstanding her DOTY record.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2013, 05:39:59 PM »
Sneezebeyond is a good choice.  I'd also consider the dyspeptic, vile scrunt from Vermont.
Lately, she's become even more vocal and abusive of the primitives. 
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2013, 05:41:04 PM »
It could be anyone at DU with their new rule in place.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2013, 05:51:25 PM »
All of my picks have already been tossed out there.  I'll go anyways:

Seabeyond, BainesBane, and cali, in that order.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2013, 05:57:30 PM »
mensesbeyond and nads, my dark horse will be redqueen. But I think redqueen will self immolate and storm off.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2013, 06:20:57 PM »
I think Nadin will be TS before summer.

Sneezebeyond is a good choice.  I'd also consider the dyspeptic, vile scrunt from Vermont.
Lately, she's become even more vocal and abusive of the primitives. 

that old hag cali? I thought she was rumored to be Skinner's aunt.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2013, 06:46:20 PM »
My money is on cherokeeprogressive. He has Jugs and cousin It against him. Doug Bulna has him on the iggy list.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2013, 07:52:38 PM »
All of my picks have already been tossed out there.  I'll go anyways:

Seabeyond, BainesBane, and cali, in that order.

Agreed.


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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2013, 08:44:35 PM »
It will be Seabeyond or BainesBane.


I agree but my money is on BainesBane to be the first of the two to go.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2013, 08:55:58 PM »
Any male who doesn't want to date a trans. 
They're already on the witch hunt against men who say they prefer women.  That's transphobic, homophobic and/or misogynistic according to the DUmbasses.

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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2013, 10:15:13 PM »
Any male who doesn't want to date a trans. 
They're already on the witch hunt against men who say they prefer women.  That's transphobic, homophobic and/or misogynistic according to the DUmbasses.

It's discrimination if a man likes only a vagina. If a man only likes man ass then he is exercising his freedom of choice.
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Re: 2014 Proglodyte Ban Pool: Who gets booted and why?
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2013, 10:46:58 PM »
It's discrimination if a man likes only a vagina. If a man only likes man ass then he is exercising his freedom of choice.

It's full-time crazy over there.