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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2013, 09:35:36 AM »
Doug Bulna just pulled a slap 'n scat.
Testing the water to see if anyone missed him.
They didn't. :bawl:
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2013, 09:52:25 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 31, 2013, 07:54:04 AM
I'm not going to bother reading walrus-face today, lest I fall into another funk.  About mid-afternoon (real life is interfering), I'll just write it off the top of my head, and we'll see how it flies. 

If you fall into a funk, you might want to try shaving your head.
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2013, 10:05:55 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 31, 2013, 09:52:25 AM
If you fall into a funk, you might want to try shaving your head.

For Petes sake..that's what I do...do you do that to??
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2013, 10:08:37 AM »
Quote from: Skul on December 31, 2013, 09:35:36 AM
Doug Bulna just pulled a slap 'n scat.
Testing the water to see if anyone missed him.
They didn't. :bawl:

Knowing that a DOTY is impending, Douglas is trying to engineer a way to get someone to spread the news over at the DUmp. Doug is planning on taking his victory lap but the official starter is on his union mandated lunch break.

What I ask could possibly suck more than being awarded the DOTY, getting fired from your job in the persuit of said award and not being able to get all the H5s amongst the intellectuals in the pit?
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2013, 10:47:17 AM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 31, 2013, 10:05:55 AM
For Petes sake..that's what I do...do you do that to??
No, no, no. BH puts on a straw hat, grabs a walking stick and does a little soft-shoe over on the island. (Much to the merriment of the primitives.)
It's always fun to watch when they discover he stole all their bananas. All the more fun because he does it time and again.
You sir, I'm not quite sure what to think of.  :tongue:
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2013, 11:34:46 AM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 31, 2013, 10:05:55 AM
For Petes sake..that's what I do...do you do that to??

It works. Sometimes I shave my head when the price of gasoline goes up, or I lose a nice fish right at the boat.

Once, I went cueball when it rained on the Fourth.

It just seems to make things go smoother.

People unfamiliar with coach's lunatic girlfriend fizzgig won't know what this is about.
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2013, 11:46:53 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2013, 11:34:46 AM
It works. Sometimes I shave my head when the price of gasoline goes up, or I lose a nice fish right at the boat.

Once, I went cueball when it rained on the Fourth.

It just seems to make things go smoother.

People unfamiliar with coach's lunatic girlfriend fizzgig won't know what this is about.

Oh

That's just great, thanks GOBUCKS, now I have visions of coach and fizzgig bouncing around under the sheets.

It did make me laugh though.
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2013, 03:27:40 PM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on December 31, 2013, 11:46:53 AM
Oh

That's just great, thanks GOBUCKS, now I have visions of coach and fizzgig bouncing around under the sheets.

It did make me laugh though.

At least Frank has a job. Fizzgig's ole man is a leach. Oh wait. He got fired. No unemployment bennies.
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2014, 01:31:02 AM »
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Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement

A technicality I know, but shouldn't that read:

Doug Bulna surfaces On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement.



 :rotf:

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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2014, 07:25:28 AM »
^^^ :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2014, 07:30:31 AM »
I just checked google.

Finally, at long last, the conservativeunderground thread on walrus-face made it to the first page.

Congratulations!

I'm sure all this information's going to be helpful to prospective employers researching walrus-face's background, just in case he forgot to tell them some things.

Thanks, SarasotaRepub!  It's all in the service of mankind, for the good of humanity, that we do this.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2014, 09:51:02 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2013, 11:34:46 AM
People unfamiliar with coach's lunatic girlfriend fizzgig won't know what this is about.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514106
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2014, 10:24:28 AM »
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2014, 04:47:18 PM »
Quote from: Dori on January 01, 2014, 09:51:02 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514106

Holy cow.  I missed this one.  One good thing about shearing her head, people will know she's batshit crazy before she opens her mouth.  Avoiding such creatures is always a good thing.
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2014, 08:13:03 PM »
Ellen Ripley called, wants her look back:



Remember, she did that in an effort to avoid the um...attention of...members of the male persuasion.

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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #40 on: January 02, 2014, 11:34:04 AM »
I thought she did it to avoid lice...that shows how much I paid attention to THAT Aliens movie...
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #41 on: January 02, 2014, 11:46:22 AM »
Quote from: dixierose on January 02, 2014, 11:34:04 AM
I thought she did it to avoid lice...that shows how much I paid attention to THAT Aliens movie...

Lice was the LEAST of her parasite problems in that movie.

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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2014, 11:47:38 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 02, 2014, 11:46:22 AM
Lice was the LEAST of her parasite problems in that movie.



LOL..true that.
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Re: Doug Bulna Reappears On Eve Of Top DUmmy Announcement
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2014, 10:00:38 PM »


A day late and a dollar short.
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