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the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« on: December 30, 2013, 08:12:50 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/125533830

Oh my.

One wonders why the truemud primitive thinks he's "important enough" to be missed.

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trumad (36,548 posts)    Mon Dec 30, 2013, 08:34 AM

I've decided to use HOF for my farewell thread.

I know---I hate these types of farewells because 9 out of 10 don't hold up. I did one several years ago and actually lasted a couple of months. It's the lurking that pulls you back. You lurk, see some knucklehead post, and you just have to reply. Just like an addict who goes sober for a year but takes one sip of Jack Daniels at a Christmas party or one hit off a pipe.
 
So if I tell you ---nope---I'm gone for good---- I'd be lying.

I am leaving though and I'm going to do my best to make it stick.

I have a career, a damn busy career that needs my full attention. When work is over I have a family, I have a dog, I have a cat, I have hobbies, I have a life---and I want to smell the roses. Simply put---I want to be happy.. errr happier.
 
I have not been happy on DU for sometime. My personality is such that it is hard for me to abide with douchebaggery.
 
Let me just say right off the bat---- when I wake up in the morning and take that first look in the mirror---bang----there is my first douchebag siting of the day. I know damn well that I can be the biggest A-Hole on DU and in the past 13 years have said some stupid shit. Ain't nobody perfect and I'm far far from it.
 
Honestly though--- I don't want to be a douchebag. I don't want to argue with other douchebags---I don't want to argue with anyone.
 
It's exhausting, time consuming, and it drains your soul.

Hence me saying goodbye to my virtual home since 2001.

What I see going on here the last couple of weeks has freaked me out---actually creeped me out. I know---I know--- Put the offenders on ignore---trash the thread---etc. I can't do that---it's not my nature. If I see somebody attacking my friends, I'm going in. This is unsustainable and it is not working. The loop hole in the rules, the cleverness of the opponent, alerts, juries etc.... make it impossible to win the day.
 
I chose HOF to say goodbye for two reasons. One---to stick it in the eye one more time to those who continue to battle this group---and two: because you opened my eyes to your everyday struggle for true equality.
 
So that's it...... I'm done. It's time to smell the roses.

To my friends here on DU---friends who I know and trust---PM me and we'll find away to stay in touch.
 
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2013, 08:31:06 AM »
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Simply put---I want to be happy.. errr happier.

A happy DUmmy? Does not compute.

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2013, 08:40:48 AM »
DUmmie truemud is just butt hurt he didn't place in a significant award from the Cave in the DOTY competition.

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2013, 08:48:14 AM »
It seems that the reality of how miserable DUmmies are, has finally donned on this DUmbass.  Not only are they miserable, but they suck the life out of everyone around them.
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2013, 09:28:56 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/125533830

Oh my.

One wonders why the truemud primitive thinks he's "important enough" to be missed.


The little DUnce also had to hide under the femmy skirts to add another layer of protection to his tender self.

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2013, 09:51:42 AM »
Perhaps truemud is going to partner with Doug and start a DUmmy recovery group.
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2013, 10:01:52 AM »
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I have a career, a damn busy career that needs my full attention. When work is over I have a family, I have a dog, I have a cat, I have hobbies, I have a life---and I want to smell the roses.

Wow, that's just pitiful. He's admitting that he let a website that has no bearing on anything real consume the last 13 years of his miserable life. He even admits it's all about winning some worthless on-line argument. And upon recognizing this he still can't promise he won't return, like a dog does to his own vomit. What a weak individual.

And there's thousands just like him on Skin's island whose very existence consists of staying logged into DU from the time they wake up until the time they fall asleep in front of the computer screen. Losers, all of them.

Hey primitives, I offer myself up as an example. I post on average 4 times a day. On the days I am here, I pop on for maybe 5 minutes at a time, maybe 6 times a day at most, make on average 4 quick postings, and I'm back out into the real world. And even when I'm here it's because I have some brief unexpected down time. You might want to try it sometime. Because what you read on DU and what's going on outside your door are two entirely different things.

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2013, 10:02:53 AM »
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trumad (36,548 posts)    Mon Dec 30, 2013, 08:34 AM


 
Let me just say right off the bat---- when I wake up in the morning and take that first look in the mirror---bang----there is my first douchebag siting of the day.

About the only thing he's ever said that I agree with him on.


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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2013, 10:32:02 AM »
Cute attempt to martyr himself on the way out, by claiming alliance with the tirelessly-self-martyring-harpie-bitches mafia, to which he can't belong biologically.  It's an indication he will be back sooner rather than later, to reap the benefit of any coup points the Man-Haters' Club may award him before he's forgotten entirely.
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2013, 10:58:20 AM »
What's HOF?  :whatever:
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2013, 11:02:55 AM »
What's HOF?  :whatever:

'History of Feminazism' sub-forum, the DU home of shrieking hatred for heterosexual nonsubmissive males.
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2013, 11:08:50 AM »
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2013, 11:10:33 AM »
He posts it in HOF, it gets locked for being off-topic, and trumud is spared all the nasty replies he would normally receive. 

Sounds like a plan.
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2013, 11:35:23 AM »
What's HOF?  :whatever:
Ho's of Fortune.


Sheesh, posts a GBCW in the KKKlam's forum.  :mental:
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2013, 12:27:50 PM »
he still can't promise he won't return, like a dog does to his own vomit.

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Bwahaha!  "Like a dog does to his own vomit"....Priceless analogy :-)!

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2013, 06:11:37 PM »
What's HOF?  :whatever:

Habitually Offended Feminazis.


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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2013, 06:29:59 PM »
The best thing a primitive could do is leave the island and experience the real world.
It is doubtful but perhaps truemud will actually mentally mature.

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2013, 06:47:34 PM »
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2013, 08:25:31 PM »
What's HOF?  :whatever:

The women's libbers have, like, about four separate forums on Skins's island--five, if one includes the infanticide forum--covering exactly the same topic.

It's a demonstration of their "power;" "see, we're so important we get four [or five] forums to cover us."

Now the gay mafia's playing the game too, with two forums now dedicated to exactly the same thing, gaiety.

Other examples include that there's two forums dedicated to lunacy, and Skippy of course got his own special forum for Moslemic news-sites.

As to be expected, these forums just cannibalize each other for readers and posts; they don't add.
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2013, 09:51:10 PM »


So a person only needs to make a single post then copy and paste it into five other forums? No wonder they have 100K posts. Only eleven were original.
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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2013, 06:05:28 AM »
Bah...If Trumud actually gets shitcanned, he will be forgotten along with a host of other DUmmies from yesteryear....

Names like Matcom, Walt Starr, Tinoire, Tom_Paine, and my buddy, BurtWorm...

All once Primitives of Prominence in their heyday...Now....long forgotten by the DUmp.


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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2013, 09:47:20 AM »
Just found this while looking at the trulymad primitive's postings.

Found on this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=4234697

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35. And like clockwork, you jumped in to troll over it....
 
....enjoy it whilst you can!!!!

Seems the trulymad primitive was being the jerk he admits to being, and the above poster pointed it out. To which the trulymad primitive replied:

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58. This message was self-deleted by its author.

What did he say? Well it was screen captured by the pintobean primitive here.

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77. This message was hidden by Jury decision.

Ah, but lucky for us we can open hidden jury decisions.



I'm guessing not a Freudian slip.

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2013, 12:25:51 PM »
What did it say?  I can't see!   :panic:

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Re: the truemud primitive sings his swan song
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2013, 12:35:57 PM »
Oh my. :rofl:
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« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2013, 01:17:02 PM »
What did it say?  I can't see!   :panic:

It says he loves poking little boys.  Obviously meant as a taunt, but it certainly didn't come off that way--a classic open mouth insert foot moment for Truemud.