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Offline dandi

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Failure to bounce
« on: December 28, 2013, 09:11:58 PM »
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Ooooh--just stoped my fundy relatives in their tracks!

* SMACK! * They were sitting around the living room after dinner (we just had our family Christmas dinner for ones who couldn't be here Christmas day), and the subject of illegal immigrants came up. They were complaining that illegals were here getting government "handouts," and the rest of the usual RW crap. I finally got tired of it, and very innocently asked, "Wasn't Jesus once an illegal immigrant?"
 
They changed the subject mighty fast!

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*TAP-TAP-TAP* Is this thing on?


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1. Was he?

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2. How was Jesus an illegal immigrant?

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5. I'm thinking one has to ignore the Roman Empire thing
Pretend that the crossing into Egypt was as illegal as the family's settlement in Nazarene. I'm unaware of citizen requirements in Israel or restriction of movement under Roman rule but...there must be a story

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3. I can certainly understand the stunned silence, blank stares and dropping jaws

on the part of your fundy relatives.

It may not have been for the reason you think it was though.

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6. Jesus wasn't an immigrant.


He could have salvaged it, if only he'd edited it to add a bush-jumping cop or two.  :rotf:
 

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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2013, 09:19:03 PM »
Tell you what DUmmy, leave the descriptions of Jesus to the people who actually know something about him.
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2013, 09:34:47 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on December 28, 2013, 09:19:03 PM
Tell you what DUmmy, leave the descriptions of Jesus to the people who actually know something about him.

I agree. A lot of Jesus talk over in the dump these days. An obvious mole trap.
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2013, 10:00:02 PM »
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3. I can certainly understand the stunned silence, blank stares and dropping jaws

on the part of your fundy relatives.

It may not have been for the reason you think it was though.

OUCH!!!!! That is gonna leave a mark. Major bouncy fail.
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2013, 10:05:06 PM »
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2013, 10:30:03 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on December 28, 2013, 10:05:06 PM
No, it's not.
I was speaking about all the chit chat about the Bible, looking for someone to defend the traditional view so that they can be called out.
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2013, 10:40:26 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 28, 2013, 10:30:03 PM
I was speaking about all the chit chat about the Bible, looking for someone to defend the traditional view so that they can be called out.

And I said no, it's not.  It's the same bullshit chatter that gets recycled every year, at about he same time, with the same igorant invective.  At Easter, there will be more "Jesus was a socialist" crap.

This was not a mole trap, it's more asshattery from stupid ass liberals, running off at mouth about things they can't comprehend.
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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2013, 10:53:19 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on December 28, 2013, 10:40:26 PM
And I said no, it's not.  It's the same bullshit chatter that gets recycled every year, at about he same time, with the same igorant invective.  At Easter, they'll be more "Jesus was a socialist" crap.

This was not a mole trap, it's more asshattery from stupid ass liberals, running off at mouth about things they can't comprehend.

I tend to agree with wasp. The DUmp monkeys are fairly predictable. This particular DUmmie was just trying, poorly I might add, to get some DUmp street cred.

I almost feel bad for the DUmmie. It must be sad when the stupidest people on the planet find your post to be stupid.
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2013, 11:54:57 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on December 28, 2013, 10:53:19 PM
I tend to agree with wasp. The DUmp monkeys are fairly predictable. This particular DUmmie was just trying, poorly I might add, to get some DUmp street cred.

I almost feel bad for the DUmmie. It must be sad when the stupidest people on the planet find your post to be stupid.

That DUmmie went down with an earth-shattering "plonk".

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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2013, 03:45:10 AM »
"Wasn't Jesus once an illegal immigrant?"
 


 
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2013, 06:21:59 AM »
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9. I got my sister in law with something similar  once. She was saying something about "illegals" and I just said "who would Jesus deport?" She shut up and changed the subject immediately.


Was Jesus in law enforcement?   I really need to read the Bible more often.



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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2013, 06:41:18 AM »
Quote from: formerlurker on December 29, 2013, 06:21:59 AM

Was Jesus in law enforcement?   I really need to read the Bible more often.

Jesus did deport the money changers from the temple.
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2013, 06:48:45 AM »
That was so bad, s/h/it, will probably never write another.
I therefore dub s/h/it, LastFib.

Gave me a freaking headache, and it's not even 7am.
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2013, 07:44:16 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on December 28, 2013, 10:40:26 PM
And I said no, it's not.  It's the same bullshit chatter that gets recycled every year, at about he same time, with the same igorant invective.  At Easter, there will be more "Jesus was a socialist" crap.

This was not a mole trap, it's more asshattery from stupid ass liberals, running off at mouth about things they can't comprehend.

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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2013, 08:55:31 AM »
 :lmao: lastlib, the name makes sense
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2013, 10:13:58 AM »
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"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2013, 11:32:06 AM »
Lastfib, that has a nice ring to it.
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2013, 02:54:06 PM »
Quote from: Skul on December 29, 2013, 06:48:45 AM
That was so bad, s/h/it, will probably never write another.
I therefore dub s/h/it, LastFib.


 :lol: :lol: :lol:

LastFib. I love it!!!!  H5!!!!
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2013, 04:31:12 PM »
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... "Wasn't Jesus once an illegal immigrant?"
Maybe she was talking about "Hey-soose" their landscapper? :???:
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2013, 08:46:55 AM »
^^^ :lmao:

Another one they try to trot out is that Jesus/Mary/Joseph were homeless.  They weren't homeless, DUmmies, they were travelling to satisfy a government edict. 
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Re: Failure to bounce
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2013, 03:37:13 PM »
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Ooooh--just stoped my fundy relatives in their tracks!

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past tense: stoped; past participle: stoped
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(in mining) excavate a series of steps or layers in (the ground or rock).

As usual, a literacy failure from the opening volley.
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