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Downfall of the DUmp
« on: December 28, 2013, 11:39:26 AM »
So I've been trolling, errmmmm I mean reading the DUmp for years now... getting my thrills and my train wreck observation satisfaction.

But I must say... Skins, boy what has happened? When I first came to the DUmp I encountered a bunch of pointy headed beard scratching intellectual leftist types who I must say were quite intelligent if somewhat misguided. I read really well put together posts and threads of well educated idiots debating the finer points of leftist radical ideology. I always thought they were idiots but at least they were highly educated idiots.

But now... lmfao Skins, who opened the gates and put out the bait sacks that attracted the current crop of DUmmies, DUllards and scum? Was it the whole Occupy thing that attracted them? The DUmp is now filled with the dregs of society, it sometimes seems like someone went to Skid Row and passed out iPads to the homeless and gave them DUmp usernames and passwords.

And remember the Grammar Nazis? At one time the beard scratchers on the DUmp would rush around scolding lesser leftist morons for leaving out an apostrophe or adding an incorrect colon. But now, read the DUmp and you feel like you're reading an English as a Second Language community. Hey LIBTARDS!!! LOSER describes your own lifestyle and LOOSER describes Skin's bum after EarlG is on a bender. In addition, TO is properly used before a verb to form the infinitive, such as "I want TO go home". TOO is an ordinary adverb used to show an excess or agreement, such as "I'm too stupid to breath or I am a DUmmie too".

So seriously Skins... step up your game and bring back the beard scratching intellectuals and ban all the troglodyte human filth.
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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2013, 11:59:08 AM »
The DUmp has never been anything but a catch all for the most insane,unhinged and demented.
Any attempt at thoughtful discourse is shut down almost instantly and always has been.

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2013, 12:06:58 PM »
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Hey LIBTARDS!!! LOSER describes your own lifestyle and LOOSER describes Skin's bum after EarlG is on a bender.
:rotf: :lmao:

The DUmp is notorious for misusing loser and looser.  You wouldn't think it would be too hard to learn the difference. 

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2013, 12:09:54 PM »
:rotf: :lmao:

The DUmp is notorious for misusing loser and looser. 
Uh...I'm afraid that isn't limited to the DUmp.

It's as common here as using "it's" as a possessive pronoun.

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2013, 12:22:02 PM »
Don't confuse highly educated with intelligence. Several primitives have PhD's and Master's, but intelligence and common sense have escaped them all their life.

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2013, 12:44:51 PM »
...agreement, such as "I'm too stupid to breath or I am a DUmmie too".

I'm sure you meant to type "breathe" rather than "breath".  There is a difference.

Often, when castigating someone re grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc., proofreading can be your friend.
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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2013, 12:51:58 PM »
Uh...I'm afraid that isn't limited to the DUmp.

It's as common here as using "it's" as a possessive pronoun.

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2013, 12:58:17 PM »
"Beard-scratching intellectuals"?  Like:

Truth-Is-All
Octafish
H20Man
William Rivers Pitt
NanceGreggs

Among many others...
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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2013, 01:00:26 PM »
"Beard-scratching intellectuals"?  Like:

Truth-Is-All
Octafish
H20Man
William Rivers Pitt
NanceGreggs

Among many others...
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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2013, 02:03:40 PM »
I'm sure you meant to type "breathe" rather than "breath".  There is a difference.

Often, when castigating someone re grammar, punctuation, spelling, etc., proofreading can be your friend.

DAMN!! you're right!! I HAVE been spending too much time trolling the DUmp. Next thing I know, I will be wiping my ass on the carpet.

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2013, 02:08:57 PM »
DAMN!! you're right!! I HAVE been spending too much time trolling the DUmp. Next thing I know, I will be wiping my ass on the carpet.

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2013, 02:10:01 PM »
DAMN!! you're right!! I HAVE been spending too much time trolling the DUmp. Next thing I know, I will be wiping my ass on the carpet.

That would be awkward...

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2013, 02:13:12 PM »
b-ONE-b,
I've been following the DUmp since a year or two after its founding. It has ALWAYS been as it is now.
The DUmpsite has not changed one whit. Losers, misfits, people with mental problems, and basement dweller types have always been its main source of members.

CC is an expert source of study for the DUmmies. Can you name a single "pointy headed beard scratching intellectual leftist types who I must say were quite intelligent if somewhat misguided" member who is now gone? Just one?

and furthermore, do you like Pie? I like a good peach pie that melts in your mouth. Mmmmmm!
-edit to add key words: Beer. Boobies. Bacon. and Kitties.
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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2013, 02:21:10 PM »
b-ONE-b,
I've been following the DUmp since a year or two after its founding. It has ALWAYS been as it is now.
The DUmpsite has not changed one whit. Losers, misfits, people with mental problems, and basement dweller types have always been its main source of members.

CC is an expert source of study for the DUmmies. Can you name a single "pointy headed beard scratching intellectual leftist types who I must say were quite intelligent if somewhat misguided" member who is now gone? Just one?

and furthermore, do you like Pie? I like a good peach pie that melts in your mouth. Mmmmmm!
-edit to add key words: Beer. Boobies. Bacon. and Kitties.

lol... I can't remember one by name. I just have the impression that the current crop is dirtier, DUmber and more unhinged.

What's with the pie reference? :D

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2013, 02:25:16 PM »
lol... I can't remember one by name. I just have the impression that the current crop is dirtier, DUmber and more unhinged.

What's with the pie reference? :D

Everyone likes pie!



And bacon:

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2013, 02:33:16 PM »
Everyone likes pie!



And bacon:



pumpkin pie... yumm.

My favorite is Pecan pie.

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2013, 02:34:23 PM »
There was one beard scratcher...



and another:



Maybe it was this guy:



Or his friend:



One thing they all have in common- they would do this to the DUmmies eventually:



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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2013, 02:47:21 PM »
A lot of the sad state of the DUmp has to do with their 'High post count' mentality.  Basically, the persistently-stupid and poorly-adapted-socially-retarded-tone-deaf types eventually end up with immense post counts, and then become the 'Elders' who shit on anything posted by any semi-rational, interesting newcomers and band together to send them a granite pizza amid cries of 'Troll' and 'Mole.'  This is aggravated by the incessant feminazi, gay mafia, and gun-hater/lover wars and the resultant periodic purges when they boil over.

They could revitalize the place by shitcanning several of our favorites here, and cutting back on the power of the "Low post count = troll" mentality that allows them to call 'shenanigans' on everyone new, but I suspect those high-count posters are also some of $kammer's most cherished, reliable donors, so I don't see that happening.
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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2013, 03:50:35 PM »
The DUmp has never been anything but a catch all for the most insane,unhinged and demented.
Any attempt at thoughtful discourse is shut down almost instantly and always has been.




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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2013, 03:56:55 PM »
-edit to add key words: Beer. Boobies. Bacon. and Kitties.

Kitties?

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2013, 04:34:24 PM »
I'm sure the MIRT crackdown has contributed to this malaise. Too many trolls tombstoned, and trolls, by definition are smarter than a real liberal.
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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2013, 04:39:23 PM »
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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2013, 04:56:37 PM »
I don't feel the DUmp has ever been about leftist intelligentsia - HOWEVER, it has always had several posters who consider themselves such.

Those people usually manage to get themselves tombstoned, because they eventually go too far and begin to devour their own.

It has never been a 'think tank'
It has never spawned any sort of legislation.
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When one considers all of the primitives both past and present -one can only come to conclude that aside from the site's owners (who have made stellar careers out of milking stupid cows) the only member who carried his primitive beliefs to any sort of triumphant conclusion is Sir William the Pittiful. - If one considers a 'book' the size of a pamphlet written with convicted sex offender Scott Ritter a triumph. 

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2013, 04:59:18 PM »
Kitties?

Did I miss a memo?
Initially it was just pie and kitties. Beer, Boobs and Bacon are relatively new to the list. Its just that we love them so much they have taken over as iconic ideals.

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Re: Downfall of the DUmp
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2013, 05:17:08 PM »
Initially it was just pie and kitties. Beer, Boobs and Bacon are relatively new to the list. Its just that we love them so much they have taken over as iconic ideals.
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