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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2014, 07:39:30 AM »
To go from Laura to the First Wookie has been embarrassing.  The clothes alone caused me angst for several years.  The thought of this classless beast redecorating our Whitehouse was almost more than I could take.  I'll never forget reading that Lincoln's desk went into the Wookie's daughter's room for them to bang up with their toys and crayons.  And the Christmas tree with Mao was quite a shock as well.

Thankfully, these clowns will be gone in three years.

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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2014, 10:24:18 AM »
You don't like black velvet paintings...?

I'm kinda partial to them as long as they have cigar-smoking dogs sitting around a poker table.  :-)
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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2014, 11:38:47 AM »
To go from Laura to the First Wookie has been embarrassing.  The clothes alone caused me angst for several years.  The thought of this classless beast redecorating our Whitehouse was almost more than I could take.  I'll never forget reading that Lincoln's desk went into the Wookie's daughter's room for them to bang up with their toys and crayons.  And the Christmas tree with Mao was quite a shock as well.

Thankfully, these clowns will be gone in three years.

Or less. That seems to be forgotten a lot nowadays.
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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2014, 03:57:52 PM »
To go from Laura to the First Wookie has been embarrassing.  The clothes alone caused me angst for several years.  The thought of this classless beast redecorating our Whitehouse was almost more than I could take.  I'll never forget reading that Lincoln's desk went into the Wookie's daughter's room for them to bang up with their toys and crayons.  And the Christmas tree with Mao was quite a shock as well.

Thankfully, these clowns will be gone in three years.

Here's hoping the Clintons won't be back. I don't know what's worse--the O's or the Clintons, who will steal whatever silver and furniture the second time that they missed the first time around.

Here's a toast to the Republicans getting their act together this time and not letting anymore of these abominations back in the WH.

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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2014, 04:37:33 PM »
Speaking of separate bed rooms...


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President Barack Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha left their vacation in Hawaii on Saturday, but left First Lady Michelle Obama behind on the islands, according to news agency reports. The president reportedly let his wife stay on in Hawaii with friends as a "birthday present." Michelle Obama will turn 50 years old on Jan. 17.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/01/05/President-Leaves-Michelle-Obama-in-Hawaii-as-Birthday-Present

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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2014, 05:31:01 PM »
Nice birthday present at US taxpayer expense. Certainly she wouldn't consider flying commercial. I wonder how many of her entourage is staying with her? They are leaches.

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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2014, 05:44:47 PM »
http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2013/12/report-barack-and-michelle-sleeping-in.html#_/exjun_


REPORT: Barack and Michelle
'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms'...
'Smart Money has the Marriage Doomed'

Start looking for the first lady to sport a lot more presidential jewelry purchased at Taxpayer expense.



Sounds like he has another taxpayer expense plan---leaving her behind in Hawaii. I'll bet she runs up a huge bill. Wonder what he'll be up to while she's gone?

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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2014, 05:48:39 PM »
Sounds like he has another taxpayer expense plan---leaving her behind in Hawaii. I'll bet she runs up a huge bill. Wonder what he'll be up to while she's gone?
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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2014, 05:55:45 PM »
Conference call to Denmark.   :fuelfire:

The War Room has two-way video, a big screen, and comfortable chairs. All he needs is a bottle of baby oil and a box of Kleenex.
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Re: Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2014, 08:51:56 PM »
The War Room has two-way video, a big screen, and comfortable chairs. All he needs is a bottle of baby oil and a box of Kleenex.

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