Oh NOES!!! Obama Marriage DOOMED: 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms' (Faints)

[Mr Mannn]

http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/2013/12/report-barack-and-michelle-sleeping-in.html#_/exjun_


REPORT: Barack and Michelle
'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms'...
'Smart Money has the Marriage Doomed'

'...with his public approval rating plummeting after
the disastrous roll­out of his 'Obamacare' health plan...
now he’s walked smack into the worst marital crisis of his life'

Reports in the tabloid National Enquirer (don't laugh- they broke the John Edwards story when the candidate himself dismissed it as 'made-up' and most everybody else thought it too crazy to be true) have President Obama and his beard wife basically separated and no longer sharing the presidential bed these days. With the last straw being his flirting with the blondie Danish PM at Nelson Mandela's wake, 'inside sources' also had her locking him out of their Chicago home and 'seriously discussing divorce'...

Given the publicly-displayed animosity, various death stares, and consistently graceless immaturity we've seen from these two in the past, not exactly what you'd call a 'surprise'... but such first-hand accounts of a marriage on-the-rocks still count as a revelation.


Voice-of-Russia put a piece out a couple days ago where WH staff sources said Michelle bit her tongue for a couple days, until they were back in the private confines of the White House-- then said they heard her fully unload on Barry with 'I've had enough!'.

The sources noted that Barack has humiliated Mi­chelle before, but this incident was played out dramatically on the world stage. 'Practically everybody on the planet saw what he did and realized that the President has absolutely no respect for his wife'.

Start looking for the first lady to sport a lot more presidential jewelry purchased at Taxpayer expense.

[Dori]

It wouldn't surprise me if they split after his term.  The girls never look happy either.

[JohnnyReb]

Lay down with wookies ....and you get bit.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Meh, who cares.

The way marriage is going in this country anyway, it would just be fitting for them get divorced & marry same-sex partners.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Can't say I blame him, he could get hundreds of much-better-looking, far-more-personable-and-engaging women to line up by merely making a suggestion that he's interested, and he wouldn't mind the moonbat bullshit he'd have to put up with to get laid by them.

[thundley4]

Can't say I blame him, he could get hundreds of much-better-looking, far-more-personable-and-engaging women to line up by merely making a suggestion that he's interested, and he wouldn't mind the moonbat bullshit he'd have to put up with to get laid by them.

Did you forget that Obama has Reggie Love waiting in the wings?

[Eupher]

Based on everything I've read about Barry, his "marriage" to the First Wookie was really nothing more than Image Control.

Just like his going to "church" at Rev. Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ was a sham and nothing more than trying to present an image that isn't true, his hooking up with Michelle has been pretty much the same thing.

This is not the first time their marriage has been in trouble. The linked story reads like something out of a tabloid, but where there's smoke, there's usually fire.

 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215322/Inside-Obamas-rocky-marriage-How-lonely-Michelle-nearly-walked-ambitious-Barack.html

[Purple Sage]

Did you forget that Obama has Reggie Love waiting in the wings?

Exactly.  0 will be Reggie's future new bride.

I believe the wookie was always hateful, but being a beard has not helped her at all.

[Dori]

There was a rumor a couple of years ago that Michelle was having an affair.  I think that was around the same time of the Reggie Love rumor.

[Purple Sage]

There was a rumor a couple of years ago that Michelle was having an affair.  I think that was around the same time of the Reggie Love rumor.

Being a willing beard does have its problems.  I could almost feel sorry for the bitch if she didn't know he was a homo when she married him except that surely she knew prior to his election run.  I wouldn't think the perks married to the 0 would outweigh knowing your husband would much rather be with someone else and a man at that.  :O

[Eupher]

Exactly.  0 will be Reggie's future new bride.

I believe the wookie was always hateful, but being a beard has not helped her at all.

Far more important for the wookie was to be the in the White House. With all the perks, drama, niceties of life. She hates herself and that stretches across in her body language.

She hates herself because she isn't in the White House due to her own actions. She's there because of him, the dood that's really a doodette. She resents him even though she loves the meal ticket that is him.

All that consternation and all that internal strife and conflict.

The bitch is simply human -- that is, when she's not a wookie.

[Dori]

Being a willing beard does have its problems.  I could almost feel sorry for the bitch if she didn't know he was a homo when she married him except that surely she knew prior to his election run.  I wouldn't think the perks married to the 0 would outweigh knowing your husband would much rather be with someone else and a man at that.  :O

Whether that's true or rumor, it's got to be hard to be the wife of a Messiah.  They've known Valerie Jarrett since their engagement and she's still very much a big part of their lives.  Jarrett probably has to keep both of them on a short leash, when it comes to their marriage image.  Hillary and Bill sure could have used a Jarrett.  Remember Hillary trying to control the "bimbo eruptions"? 
 

[Purple Sage]

Whether that's true or rumor, it's got to be hard to be the wife of a Messiah.  They've known Valerie Jarrett since their engagement and she's still very much a big part of their lives.  Jarrett probably has to keep both of them on a short leash, when it comes to their marriage image.  Hillary and Bill sure could have used a Jarrett.  Remember Hillary trying to control the "bimbo eruptions"? 
 

I never felt a bit sorry for that one either.  While I found Clintoon disgusting, I couldn't truly blame him for seeking solace elsewhere, unless of course, one is into getting one's head bonked with an ashtray type of thing.

When Bush was elected, it was a breath of fresh air to see two people who truly cared for each other at the helm.

[Dori]

When Bush was elected, it was a breath of fresh air to see two people who truly cared for each other at the helm.

Amen to that ^.  Laura was a very lovely first lady.

[Purple Sage]

Amen to that ^.  Laura was a very lovely first lady.

To go from Laura to the First Wookie has been embarrassing.  The clothes alone caused me angst for several years.  The thought of this classless beast redecorating our Whitehouse was almost more than I could take.  I'll never forget reading that Lincoln's desk went into the Wookie's daughter's room for them to bang up with their toys and crayons.  And the Christmas tree with Mao was quite a shock as well.

Thankfully, these clowns will be gone in three years.

[JohnnyReb]

To go from Laura to the First Wookie has been embarrassing.  The clothes alone caused me angst for several years.  The thought of this classless beast redecorating our Whitehouse was almost more than I could take.  I'll never forget reading that Lincoln's desk went into the Wookie's daughter's room for them to bang up with their toys and crayons.  And the Christmas tree with Mao was quite a shock as well.

Thankfully, these clowns will be gone in three years.

I got a friend that swears they are here to stay...."Marshall Law" and all that.

My response is "Buy mo' ammo".

 

[debk]

Anybody see what she wore to visit the troops in Hawaii?

A sundress type top and skirt.

Um... she's the First Lady, not a tourist. 

[thundley4]

Anybody see what she wore to visit the troops in Hawaii?

A sundress type top and skirt.

Um... she's the First Lady, not a tourist. 

Maybe she wanted a dress that showed off her svelte (linebacker like) shoulders?

[Hijinx]

Meh, who cares.

The way marriage is going in this country anyway, it would just be fitting for them get divorced & marry same-sex partners.

[Hijinx]

It wouldn't surprise me in the least to see Obama divorce Michelle and have a same sex marriage.

[Chris_]

It wouldn't surprise me in the least to see Obama divorce Michelle and have a same sex marriage.

Didn't Illinois pass a gay marriage law?  Him and Reggie can move into a penthouse in Chicago.

[Big Dog]

Didn't Illinois pass a gay marriage law?  Him and Reggie can move into a penthouse in Chicago.

The theme from "The Jeffersons" just started playing in my head.

[Chris_]

The theme from "The Jeffersons" just started playing in my head.

You too?

[biersmythe]

HAHA....well like minds...

[CollectivismMustDie]

I wonder if obeyme doesn't swing from both sides of the plate.

While I don't buy the tabloid view at face value, the wookie was clearly upset about his interactions with the Danish PM. And that danish PM, she is not hard on they eyes.

Females, even female wookies, are quick to pick up on these things, and the wookie had quite the sour wookieface, and it wasn't the first time I've seen it under like circumstances.

I suspect obeyme has had some (possibly substantial) unsanctioned hankypanky of both kinds, and its been kept very quiet - unlike clintons. The difference between having a stalinesque iron first in a velvet glove like Jarret around or not.

CMD