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Offline formerlurker

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Nads spins a Christmas story
« on: December 25, 2013, 05:13:46 PM »
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2. Good, let me share a christmas story

I always worked the shift, it's not a holiday for me, but I get it. So one year, we delivered a kid on Christmas Eve. Well, next year the family came, to see us Medics at the hospital and brought turkey, fixings, and the rest, as a thank you. And they kept doing it until I left the job. The child was 10 by then, so I wonder if they kept that after that?

We watched that kid that we literally delivered, clamped cord, and the rest, grow up to be a young bright lad. It was a privilege. Oh by the third year we got the message, so we also got them gifts, including toys for the kid. We were slow, I know.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024226860#post2


I don't recall this story ever told before.   How nice of Nads to one up a misfit;s pizza story...
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2013, 05:23:36 PM »
A big fat bouncy if ever there was one.
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2013, 05:27:12 PM »
Did this happen during her time travelling days?  Is she saying that she delivered the Christ Child?  That would take the BOTY award hands down.
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2013, 05:41:33 PM »
Now, this could have happened. Notice that she didn't say "I delivered the kid", but helped. Maybe they drove the mom through the hail of gunfire in a drug block war in down town Mexicalli-ville to the hospital for a difficult birth!

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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2013, 05:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on December 25, 2013, 05:23:36 PM
A big fat bouncy if ever there was one.
Enough about nadin...what do you think about her story?
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2013, 05:59:17 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on December 25, 2013, 05:41:33 PM
Now, this could have happened. Notice that she didn't say "I delivered the kid", but helped. Maybe they drove the mom through the hail of gunfire in a drug block war in down town Mexicalli-ville to the hospital for a difficult birth!

You haters gotz ta be hatin.
Tore up bed sheets, and boiled the water.  :p
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2013, 06:05:37 PM »
For a brief moment, DUmmy SheilaT forgot that it's always about nadin.
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2013, 06:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on December 25, 2013, 05:23:36 PM
A big fat bouncy if ever there was one.

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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2013, 07:00:00 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on December 25, 2013, 05:13:46 PM
gNads the Incomprehensible

Well, next year the family came, to see us Medics at the hospital and brought turkey, fixings, and the rest, as a thank you.

Do they eat a lot of Christmas turkey and "fixings" in Mexico?

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And what's up with the "and the rest" crap? Think about how that made The Professor and Mary Ann feeeeeel!
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2013, 07:01:57 PM »
I find the use of her word "Medics" like she was in the some sort of Armed Forces.   
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2013, 07:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 25, 2013, 07:00:00 PM
Do they eat a lot of Christmas turkey and "fixings" in Mexico?

Yeah, I'm still trying to wrap my head around that.

I assume she was "working" "there" before her marriage (but I could be wrong), and was wondering how they happened to celebrate Thanksgiving in Mexico.  As far as I know, turkey and all the trimmings aren't a Christmas tradition down there either.

I think the cousin just made it up.
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2013, 07:33:33 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 25, 2013, 07:10:32 PM
Yeah, I'm still trying to wrap my head around that.

I assume she was "working" "there" before her marriage (but I could be wrong), and was wondering how they happened to celebrate Thanksgiving in Mexico.  As far as I know, turkey and all the trimmings aren't a Christmas tradition down there either.

I think the cousin just made it up.

I have enjoying a Proglodyte-free Christmas, and four mugs of rum-fortified spiced cider, so I am feeling more kindly disposed toward the DUmmies than usual.

gNads is batshit insane.

Imagine what I may have said if I wasn't in a magnanimous mood!

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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2013, 11:03:46 PM »
I think her bouncy last year (and even that was recycled and enhanced over an earlier version) about her and her 'crew' providing blankets and food for a poor family on Christmas Eve was much better.

She even managed to work in to the story the tidbit that she paid the largest part of the bill at the store where the 'crew' bought the stuff.
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2013, 11:09:57 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on December 25, 2013, 05:13:46 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024226860#post2


I don't recall this story ever told before.   How nice of Nads to one up a misfit;s pizza story...


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That admission had to be a mistake... :-)
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2013, 11:17:20 PM »
It's a tradition.

Every campesino's tarpaper hut has a twenty-pound Butterball on holidays.
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2013, 09:47:43 AM »
Actually, nads was the one in the background shrieking, "I DOAN KNOW NUTHIN' BOUT BIRTHIN NO BABIES!!!"
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2013, 09:53:34 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on December 26, 2013, 09:47:43 AM
Actually, nads was the one in the background shrieking, "I DOAN KNOW NUTHIN' BOUT BIRTHIN NO BABIES!!!"


HAHAHAHAHA!!
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Re: Nads spins a Christmas story
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2013, 10:34:57 AM »
I most enjoyed the story of her birth in the seething cesspool south of Texas.

At that time, mexico was not the heaven-on-earth it is today. It wasn't yet superior to America.

nadin had not yet arrived.

People didn't have telephones, or any other means of modern communication.

So, as nadin describes it, a group of her relatives followed a strange bright star to find the place of her birth.

They found baby nadin in a barn, strangely enough, and brought her gifts.
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