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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2013, 05:41:10 PM »
And why do you need a head shot for writing jobs?
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2013, 09:31:27 AM »
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Uh oh, someone is catching on!!!
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2013, 09:42:07 AM »
 :rotf:  Funniest thread so far today! 

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2013, 10:02:14 AM »
It is as if Alvin Greene and Stephen King got merged together in some horrible accident. Now that I mention it, I have seen neither since this DUmmie popped up.  :tinfoil2:
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2013, 10:05:41 AM »
While I call bs, never underestimate the power of the liberal propaganda machine to find someone fitting their cause du jour in person and manipulate and mold that person into some caricature of pity they want him to be or some made up celeb(like a boy band) who is untouchable(or so they think in their pathetic pc minds) ie gay and black.

Wondering if he is the next 'pj boy'.  ::)

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2013, 10:14:52 AM »
Meet Cordell... 7 tweets? Not gonna make it as a writer like that.

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2013, 10:15:32 AM »
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3. Replacing the Duck Dynasty guy.

You won't get away from your past though.

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4. Comparing me to ANYTHING

duck Dynasty is offensive and I'm blocking you. I got no time for negative people in my life right now. PLONK!!1!
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2013, 10:24:01 AM »
This Dude has got it all.  I spent a few minutes reading some of his posts.

He has lots of DUmmie bona fides.  Black, sensitive, gay, suffers from dizziness, hates conservatives, falls down a lot, has an eating disorder, blind in one eye, had to move from KY to NC for help, on SSI yet yearns to be independently wealthy.  

Apparently he writes screen plays including political and police dramas.

The only negative I can find that would keep him from being made King of Skin's Island is that he is a Christian and goes to church.



  
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2013, 11:41:32 AM »
From his twitter feed.
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I so wish I could sell a show so i can move out of this house being mistreated and always getting yelled at

Sounds like Mom wants him out of the basement. :loser:
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2013, 11:43:26 AM »
It sounds like him,Amber and Loconuts should all get together.
He can write it,Amber can film it and Loco can star.

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2013, 11:52:34 AM »
Cofield, NC is in the middle of bum**** NOWHERE.
Compared to Cofield, Mayberry was the BIG CITY.
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2013, 12:23:34 PM »
Cofield, NC is in the middle of bum**** NOWHERE.
Compared to Cofield, Mayberry was the BIG CITY.

I had to look that town up on mapquest. Wow! No one could even try to go there accidently.

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2013, 01:09:16 PM »
I had to look that town up on mapquest. Wow! No one could even try to go there accidently.

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Hell, Bing wouldn't even find the place!  They did say that the population in the 2000 Census was 347.
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #38 on: December 26, 2013, 01:25:34 PM »
I'm a celebrity too. But I just tweeted my retirement plans last night.
I know its a sad Christmas for millions of teeny-boppers, but a celeb has to do what a celeb has to do.


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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #39 on: December 26, 2013, 06:25:06 PM »
It is as if Alvin Greene and Stephen King got merged together in some horrible accident. Now that I mention it, I have seen neither since this DUmmie popped up.  :tinfoil2:

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2013, 06:28:51 PM »
It sounds like him,Amber and Loconuts should all get together.
He can write it,Amber can film it and Loco can star.

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2013, 06:59:26 PM »
It sounds like him,Amber and Loconuts should all get together.
He can write it,Amber can film it and Loco can star.

Or an A&E reality show.... :rofl:
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2013, 07:04:35 PM »
It sounds like him,Amber and Loconuts should all get together.
He can write it,Amber can film it and Loco can star.
Douche Dynasty?

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2013, 07:41:56 PM »
DUrp Dynasty

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #45 on: December 26, 2013, 07:55:48 PM »
DUrp Dynasty

DUrp.

I like it!

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #46 on: December 27, 2013, 04:49:44 AM »
Douche Dynasty?

Though I do like miskie's contribution, this wins hands-down.  H5 duly awarded!
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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #47 on: December 27, 2013, 05:13:55 AM »
What a coincidence.  I'm waiting for a call from my agent as well because they want me to be a celebrity, too! 

Yay me!   :yahoo:

Seriously DUmbass, WTF? 

Me too! Except I'm waiting for a call from someone who wants to be my agent first. And, I guess I need to decide what I want to be famous for!

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #48 on: December 27, 2013, 08:05:21 AM »
Me too! Except I'm waiting for a call from someone who wants to be my agent first. And, I guess I need to decide what I want to be famous for!

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Re: DUchebag to become a Celebrity
« Reply #49 on: December 27, 2013, 08:22:48 AM »
 :lmao: y'all are scary






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