Many will remember DUmmy Bennyboy, the five-hundred pound pothead who lived in his mother's basement (literally) until her recent incapacitation, during which he bragged to the DUmp about deliberately disconnecting her from life support.
With his parents out of the way, DUmmy Bennyboy is faced with foreclosure, but fills his days with marijuana intoxication and thoughts best shared with his DUmpmates:
Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:37 PM
Bennyboy (9,893 posts)
I admit it..... I fantasize (a lot) about women.....
And in those fantasies we are NEVER talking about our jobs. Or children. Or volunteering to save the manatees.
In those fantasies we are mostly having sex with each other and doing unspeakable acts to each other all in the name of pure pleasure.
What is worse, so I now find out, is that in these fantasies ALL of the women are very attractive. Hell, in these fantasies, I am better looking (if that was possible, I know). I have tried lately to think of unattractive women when fantasizing but there are no swimsuit photos of Hillary Clinton on the interwebs (Ha ha ha!) so my mind tends to turn to more attractive types.
I know I need help and soon. I sent away for my Margaret Thatcher blow up doll, but I am afraid it won't make it by the Holidays.
Poor Julia Roberts till then eh?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024219729#post6One thing we always try to do is help out DUmpmonkeys in distress.
So, just for DUmmy Bennyboy:
In addition to his morbid corpulence, DUmmy Bennyboy describes himself as having his face half covered with grotesque "squeamish carcinoma", for which the only effective treatment is to consume vast quantities of marijuana.
One wonders why his encounters with women are exclusively fantasies.
Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:02 PM
kcr (5,107 posts)
18. Everything's better now!
The quality of DU has improved so much. They've been talking about it in ATA. Isn't it great!
Response to bluesbassman (Reply #19)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:24 PM
Gormy Cuss (27,489 posts)
39. I don't find it acceptable either
but the management of the place certainly does. BTW, there aren't anywhere near 200K active accounts --the number is probably closer to 5000. I only point that out because the odds are so different and with the number of juries that LEAVE stuff like this it feels less like the luck of the draw and more like a window into the shifting sentiments of DUers.
Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:50 PM
maxsolomon (12,240 posts)
4. dude.. just don't
you were almost making a point until you said Hillary Clinton was ugly. this isn't helping establish some sort of male right to find women attractive.
Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:54 PM
Star Member BainsBane (21,746 posts)
7. Is there some reason anyone should care about this?
Jugs still hasn't decided which she hates more, guns or dicks.
The DUmp's current leading feminazi and all-around vulgar slut speaks up:
(Reply #75)Tue Dec 24, 2013, 12:11 AM
Star Member seabeyond (90,912 posts)
118. you guys kinda prove our point. challenge your privilege and entitlement, get your naked women out
their to have your bro points again.
feeling all manly again....?
warren does it regularly with his hot celebs. if we women get to vocal, or seem to make any ground, up goes some more picture.
awfully predictable and awfully telling..
DUmmy The Straight Story gets in a great slam on the feminazis, but most DUmmies will think he's serious:
Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 06:58 PM
The Straight Story (45,655 posts)
10. If you don't fantasize about men the same way....you're a sexist
Admit it, come on - you treat women differently than men. You kiss them, have sex with them, hold hands with them, look at them.
Don't worry though, a little re-neducation (simpson's reference) and we will have you doing the same thing with men and you won't be a bad person and feel ashamed anymore.
Oh, and you won't be harming those women anymore by your actions (why can't men see the pain they cause women when they only hold their hands and not that of other men???).
And if you really wanted to help, you would be getting the Churchill blowup doll as well, to be fair. You have soooo much to learn.
We haven't heard anything lately on his ex-wife and her skydiving aspirations.
He really needs to try a WackaDU appeal for skydiving money.
Response to The Straight Story (Reply #10)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:05 PM
Bennyboy (9,893 posts)
21. Other than the Verizon guy (can you hear me now?)
I have no man crushes. I've tried.
Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:08 PM
Star Member JI7 (43,521 posts)
25. your post is similar to wingnut attacks on Hillary Clinton's looks
you may think you are different but it's not really at all.
Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:12 PM
Star Member intaglio (5,931 posts)
29. Do you actually think you are clever?
What tempted you to spawn this piece of ill thought, juvenile twaddle?
Everybody has fantasies but some of them are the fantasies of adults not the fantasies of kiddies who only want sex and only with beautiful people.
Right. DUmmy stevenumbers doesn't care how they look.
Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:21 PM
Star Member gollygee (13,734 posts)
34. Nobody cares
And it's creepy to start a thread about it for no reason.
I don't know about you, but I've always wondered what Jugs thinks when she "pleasures herself".
Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:31 PM
Star Member BainsBane (21,746 posts)
41. You know, try as i might, I just can't make myself fantasize
about stupid men. I have tried, really. I've tried to think about guys who just don't get it--who don't get much at all--as I pleasure myself, but I just can't do it.
I'm pretty sure some thoughts of franksolich pass though her mind.
Response to Bennyboy (Original post)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 08:43 PM
CFLDem (617 posts)
83. Who can't resist Hillary in that pantsuit?!
No wonder Bill is a faithful and chaste husband.
Response to NuclearDem (Reply #104)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 10:42 PM
Whisp (21,023 posts)
105. the community has spoken...nice neighbourhood, eh?
Response to Whisp (Reply #105)Mon Dec 23, 2013, 10:59 PM
Star Member oldhippie (2,367 posts)
111. Same neighborhood that .....
.... let the man-haters/sex wars/reality show go on all day. Sometimes I just have to shake my head.
