The members of DU have several holidays that sort of, kind of…well, not really…match our Christian holidays. As we are nearing one of our major holidays I'd like to list some of them.
For instance, on December 25th, we have Christmas. Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ who lived and died to save all mankind. <—PS: I’m not saying “humans†or adding “and womankind†because if you’re too stupid to know that saying “mankind†is not sexist then you’re too stupid to live and should just stop breathing.
On a similar note, on August 4, DUers have Barrymas. Barrymas celebrates the birth of their lord and savior who steered the ship of state into an iceberg while partying and lying.
Between March 22nd and April 25, we have Easter. Easter celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ and His defeat of death.
On March 23, DUers have Ocare. Ocare celebrates the day the DUers’ lord and savior struck, what they hope was, the major deathblow to our Constitution and republic.
On the fourth Thursday in November, we have Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a celebration for the blessings we've received.
On April 15, DUers have ThanksStealing. ThanksStealing is a celebration of their lord and savior stealing from those who work for a living and giving it to those who leech for a living.
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You will notice that DUers are always eager to reap the benefits of our holidays (gifts, time off from work (for those two DUmmies who have a job), etc), but despite this, they are always bitching about our holidays. That's because they are hatefilled, hypocritical parasites who leech off of society. You will also notice that we do NOT celebrate the DUmmie holidays. That's because we're not dumber than a box of rocks.
