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gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« on: December 21, 2013, 08:25:01 PM »
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7. Hmm, you are forgetting a whole slice of History here

with kings commissioning it. The Christian Bible was, but the Jewish Bible is much older than Christ.

That said the collection of stories were mostly commissioned by a King of Israel. But that is a whole different story. One that I find far more fascinating than the god gave this document to Moses at Mt Sinai.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2013, 08:33:46 PM »
Quote from: Billiam Pitts on December 21, 2013, 08:25:01 PM


Because the Jewish bible is pretty much the old Testament which happened before Christ.

And I would respond with more but I have no idea what she is going on about.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2013, 08:35:13 PM »
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2013, 08:35:34 PM »
Ummm... what?
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2013, 08:36:34 PM »
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2013, 08:39:38 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on December 21, 2013, 08:33:46 PM
Because the Jewish bible is pretty much the old Testament which happened before Christ.

And I would respond with more but I have no idea what she is going on about.

The Old Testament is the Jewish bible, the main difference is that books like Kings, Chronicles and Samuel are split in to two books in the Christian version and the arrangement is different.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2013, 08:40:24 PM »
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7. Hmm, you are forgetting a whole slice of History here

with kings commissioning it. The Christian Bible was, but the Jewish Bible Torah is much older than Christ.

That said the collection of stories were mostly commissioned by a King of Israel. But that is a whole different story. One that I find far more fascinating than the god gave this document to Moses at Mt Sinai.

Fixed it fer the "skoller"........
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2013, 08:42:13 PM »
Looks like nads' resume needs an update. 
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2013, 08:54:03 PM »
Quote from: marv on December 21, 2013, 08:40:24 PM
Fixed it fer the "skoller"........

Actually the Torah only encompasses the first 5 books and is what is referred to when Jesus and others reference 'the Law'. The other books, however are considered part of the holy cannon. There is a Jewish Bible, so to speak that is made up of the Torah, the history books (Joshua through Ester), the wisdom books (Psalms, Proverbs, etc) and the prophetic books. These are pretty much the same as the Christian Old Testament. One of the major differences between the two is that the Christian Old Testament split Samuel, Kings and Chronicles into two books each where in the Jewish cannon they are each one book. Also  in the Jewish cannon, I believe that all the minor prophets are in a single book.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2013, 08:59:51 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on December 21, 2013, 08:54:03 PM
Actually the Torah only encompasses the first 5 books and is what is referred to when Jesus and others reference 'the Law'. The other books, however are considered part of the holy cannon. There is a Jewish Bible, so to speak that is made up of the Torah, the history books (Joshua through Ester), the wisdom books (Psalms, Proverbs, etc) and the prophetic books. These are pretty much the same as the Christian Old Testament. One of the major differences between the two is that the Christian Old Testament split Samuel, Kings and Chronicles into two books each where in the Jewish cannon they are each one book. Also  in the Jewish cannon, I believe that all the minor prophets are in a single book.

And nad's is pissed because she's not in there.

WRONG!

She's mad because she thinks the book refers to her as Yahweh instead of nadin.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2013, 09:00:50 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on December 21, 2013, 08:54:03 PM
Actually the Torah only encompasses the first 5 books and is what is referred to when Jesus and others reference 'the Law'. The other books, however are considered part of the holy cannon. There is a Jewish Bible, so to speak that is made up of the Torah, the history books (Joshua through Ester), the wisdom books (Psalms, Proverbs, etc) and the prophetic books. These are pretty much the same as the Christian Old Testament.

The holy cannon? Was that made at the same armory as the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

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One of the major differences between the two is that the Christian Old Testament split Samuel, Kings and Chronicles into two books each where in the Jewish cannon they are each one book. Also  in the Jewish cannon, I believe that all the minor prophets are in a single book.

If the Jews had more cannons, the Romans would have a much more difficult time at Masada.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2013, 09:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 21, 2013, 09:00:50 PM
The holy cannon? Was that made at the same armory as the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

If the Jews had more cannons, the Romans would have a much more difficult time at Masada.

I'm typing fast and not spell checking.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2013, 09:04:05 PM »
This throws crunchy wrench in the poll.

BD, you ain't right, boy.  :lmao: :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2013, 09:04:45 PM »
That whole thread is an absolute truckload of fail.  Don't forget to hit the link for more hilarity.  

Excellent find, Billiam.  
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2013, 09:08:25 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 21, 2013, 08:59:51 PM
And nad's is pissed because she's not in there.

WRONG!

She's mad because she thinks the book refers to her as Yahweh instead of nadin.

I always took nad to fancy herself as Moses, rather than God himself, though. 

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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2013, 09:13:58 PM »
Moses has no stroke.
Even God asks Teh gNads for advice. Just ask her.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2013, 09:55:26 PM »
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2013, 10:01:48 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on December 21, 2013, 09:55:26 PM
Beginning to think that Ozzy wrote "Crazy Train" when he first met El guapo

Has StinkytheClown ever interacted much with nads? I would assume since he has a fear of being an internet laughing stock and not realizing that more than one internet laughing stock can exist at a time (proof = DU) that he would cheer her on at every occasion.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2013, 10:14:48 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 21, 2013, 10:01:48 PM
Has StinkytheClown ever interacted much with nads? I would assume since he has a fear of being an internet laughing stock and not realizing that more than one internet laughing stock can exist at a time (proof = DU) that he would cheer her on at every occasion.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2013, 10:16:13 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on December 21, 2013, 09:03:26 PM
I'm typing fast and not spell checking.

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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2013, 10:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 21, 2013, 10:16:13 PM
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2013, 10:52:03 PM »
Whoa. Now Know-it-all Nadin is venturing into my field. I will have to check this out, but right now I'm kinda busy over the next few days, doing theologian/Biblical scholar stuff.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2013, 12:06:49 AM »
Is there anything this tedious nutcase doesn't know about but think she does?  She's of the upper echelons of stupidity.  Those that are completely unaware of their stupidity.   :shortbus:
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2013, 12:12:59 AM »
Quote from: Purple Sage on December 22, 2013, 12:06:49 AM
Is there anything this tedious nutcase doesn't know about but think she does?  She's of the upper echelons of stupidity.  Those that are completely unaware of their stupidity.   :shortbus:
Yes, yes, and yes.
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Re: gNads: theologian/Biblical scholar
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2013, 01:42:35 AM »
One word salad to go...extra Russian type dressing, please.
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