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Offline FaC

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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2013, 04:16:21 PM »
I was hoping that the newly discovered/recognized uncle was going to get to go on the family vacation this year. Maybe next year...
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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2013, 08:09:19 PM »
Quote from: Karin on December 24, 2013, 09:52:22 AM
So, I was in the supermarket checkout line yesterday, and what did I see, but Moochelle and king barky on the cover of the National Enquirer, him laughing flirtatiously at the Danish Pastry, and she looking just like Aunt Esther.  Secret meetings with divorce lawyers go apace.

Not a chance.

The Wookie knows he's gay.
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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2013, 12:11:20 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 24, 2013, 08:09:19 PM
Not a chance.

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WookieYetis are smart that way.
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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2013, 07:31:26 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 24, 2013, 08:09:19 PM
Not a chance.

The Wookie knows he's gay.

The 'Danish Pastry' doesn't know that. O-)

(H5 to the neighbor on the other side of the Adirondacks for the term.)
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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2013, 05:16:12 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 25, 2013, 07:31:26 AM
The 'Danish Pastry' doesn't know that. O-)

(H5 to the neighbor on the other side of the Adirondacks for the term.)

Well Barry seems to be working on his relationship with his wife.    I noticed him for the first time coming down the stairs of Air Force #1 beside her holding her hand.

No way would most men in the position he got himself in wants to spend 2 weeks with his wife and her mother.    I bet Moo and her mother are cooking up a grand plan to keep him hog tied for life, or a plan to drain him of all his wealth once out of the White House.

You don't suppose Moo has something going on, on the side ?    We have had at least 2 other presidents who's wives did some strange things, one president died of some kind of food poisoning and another president became ill and his wife only allowed visitors to speak with him in a dark bedroom.

.You go Google this if you don't believe me.
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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2013, 05:49:23 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 23, 2013, 03:22:13 PM
Yeah, I know that, it was a joke.  There are areas in the Pacific with the same reputation, however a reference to one of them would have sailed over the heads of anybody except except an aliens-among-us nutjob.
I doubt aliens want him any more than we do. They prefer real men, like the duck dynasty type.
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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2014, 08:08:58 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 21, 2013, 06:41:34 PM
Barry will spend their vacation waiting hand and foot on the the first wookie trying to placate her over his flirting a white woman in Africa.  He will come back even more haggard and worn out looking.

"But, but, but... Oprah told me 'what happens in Africa, stays in Africa'."

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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2014, 10:43:57 AM »
A normal American takes one vacation per year. 
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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2014, 10:49:14 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 01, 2014, 10:43:57 AM
A normal American takes one vacation per year. 
I had one vacation between 2007 and 2012.
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Re: Barry packs the whole family--dogs included--into one airplane for vacation
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2014, 10:53:13 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 01, 2014, 10:43:57 AM
A normal American takes one vacation per year. 
I took my vacation during bad weather,,,,,wheather I wanted onr or could afford one or not. Such is the many hazards of being self employed.
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