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RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« on: December 19, 2013, 07:02:35 PM »
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Had one of those "water cooler" confrontations with right wingers at work today. Great fun.

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Well, one of 'em started it all. Knowing my opinions, he said, "I can't wait until 2016 because I'm retiring and Obama will be gone. He's such an idiot." Opened the door, and I ran right in. I let him and his cohort have it with "Ya, we could go back to destroying the country under Bush who squandered the Clinton surplus, exploded the debt, and ran the country into the ground with THE GREAT REPUBLICAN RECESSION. Obama has cut the deficit in half, saved the auto industry, and has 44 straight months of jobs growth. That's the facts."

Of course I knew I was talking to a bag of hammers who watch Fake Noise Idiocy Channel and listen to Oxy-Boy Rush as they stood scowling.

Then one of course went into attack mode and insulted me personally. I told him "Ya, keep listening to Rush Limbaugh, the DRUG ADDICT where you get your information." That guy then huffed away.

Then another right winger joined in and they started up, of course, about ObamaCare and how terrible that was. I then said very emphatically, "What is the Republican health insurance reform plan?" No answer. Blank stares. I said it again. No answer. Then one said, "Well they need to get jobs." I said, "Yup, in other words you have no plan. No answer. You're bankrupt on the entire issue, of course. Case closed."

Then one said, "Well I get my healthcare from military." I then replied, "Ya, in other words PURE SOCIALISM. Nothing is more SOCIALIST than the military." Then he huffed away.

Then I had to get back to work.

Never, ever, ever back down to right wingers. They are empty-headed and bankrupt. Another colleague of mine recently BLASTED a couple of STUPID climate change deniers. They slunked off with their pathetic numb tails between their legs. BASH them HARD. Never back down. They are numb-minded Rush Limbaugh lovers and nothing more. SAY SO !

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I had no idea the military was pure socialism.   Who knew?


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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 07:05:03 PM »
I had no idea the military was pure socialism.   Who knew?

Hell, I had no idea the Big Zero's had 44 straight months of jobs growth.

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 07:07:35 PM »
Wow, this guy is a genius. :rofl:

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Then one said, "Well I get my healthcare from military." I then replied, "Ya, in other words PURE SOCIALISM. Nothing is more SOCIALIST than the military."
Ah, no.  You work for the military and your healthcare is provided for you as a benefit.
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 07:21:51 PM »
Hell, I had no idea the Big Zero's had 44 straight months of jobs growth.

<<<news to.

They are the burger flipping jobs that didn't really count when Bush was in president. They do count for Obama though.
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 07:22:34 PM »
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I had no idea the military was pure socialism.   Who knew?

It's been a popular talking point for some time now.
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2013, 07:26:18 PM »
I'm surprised the RBInMaine primitive hasn't come over here and blessed us with his wisdom.

Maybe it's because if he tried that crap on real people instead of the pretend one's that live in his head, he would find out in short order just how stupid he really is.

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2013, 07:26:45 PM »
No cop,conversion or applauding crowd.  :(

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2013, 07:30:42 PM »
I'm just amazed at how schooling conservatives always work until they come here and are suddenly speechless.

Why is that PW?

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2013, 07:39:14 PM »
obama has cut the deficit in half?
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2013, 08:06:54 PM »
"DUmmie drowns in water cooler"....because evil insurance co. wouldn't pay for swimming lessons.
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2013, 08:14:32 PM »
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Then one said, "Well I get my healthcare from military." I then replied, "Ya, in other words PURE SOCIALISM. Nothing is more SOCIALIST than the military."

No, stupid, it's compensation in lieu of pay, which is usually much higher in the civilian world and normally far less stressful or physical.

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Then he huffed away.

They always do, don't they?  Struck clean through with your talking point checklist bouncy. Bravo!!

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Then I had to get back to work.

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Never, ever, ever back down to right wingers

Especially when something like this actually happens...

obama has cut the deficit in half?


Oh yeah....it's right there on page 3 of the authorized talking points.    :whatever:
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2013, 08:18:39 PM »
I'm just amazed at how schooling conservatives always work until they come here and are suddenly speechless.

Why is that PW?

              

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2013, 08:22:56 PM »
I'm just amazed at how schooling conservatives always work until they come here and are suddenly speechless.

Why is that PW?

Me too, Mr. Mann. I'm still waiting to be educated in the line at the grocery store, convient store,  :lmao: K-Mart, Dentist office, garage, car dealership, et-freaking-cetra.

Never seems to happen to me. Guess I ain't living right or something.  Can't figure it out.  I really, really want a cop to jump out of my bushes in the back yard. Alas, every time I go out there, no cops.  Maybe put an obumbles sticker on my car?  Just can't figure it out. :shrug: :shrug:

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2013, 08:26:35 PM »
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Well, one of 'em started it all. Knowing my opinions, he said, "I can't wait until 2016 because I'm retiring and Obama will be gone. He's such an idiot." Opened the door, and I ran right in. I let him and his cohort have it with "Ya, we could go back to destroying the country under Bush who squandered the Clinton surplus, exploded the debt, and ran the country into the ground with THE GREAT REPUBLICAN RECESSION. Obama has cut the deficit in half, saved the auto industry, and has 44 straight months of jobs growth. That's the facts."

It's just one lie after another......
              

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2013, 08:30:00 PM »

Never seems to happen to me. Guess I ain't living right or something.  Can't figure it out.  I really, really want a cop to jump out of my bushes in the back yard. Alas, every time I go out there, no cops.  Maybe put an obumbles sticker on my car?  Just can't figure it out. :shrug: :shrug:


Me, either.

And I turn the TV, tuned to Fox, up extra loud at the bar.  I call it my (D)Ummie Call.  Never works, damnit....
              

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2013, 08:39:23 PM »
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squandered the Clinton surplus

A government should not be running a surplus. If they do they have taxed their citizens more than necessary on top of the already wasteful spending that's going on.
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2013, 08:40:48 PM »
A government should not be running a surplus. If they do they have taxed their citizens more than necessary on top of the already wasteful spending that's going on.

They ignore the national debt when they talk about a surplus.

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2013, 08:48:07 PM »
Me, either.

And I turn the TV, tuned to Fox, up extra loud at the bar.  I call it my (D)Ummie Call.  Never works, damnit....

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2013, 08:49:58 PM »
I had no idea the military was pure socialism.   Who knew?

If it were they would actually support the military.
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2013, 09:46:15 PM »
Guy must be German, always saying "ya".

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« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2013, 10:03:18 PM »
2 out of 10. bad bouncy.

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2013, 10:39:51 PM »
I had a pajama DUchebag call me out at an intersection today. When I jumped out of my car it ran away.
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2013, 12:00:16 AM »
Poor stupid RB must be taking bouncy writing lessons from poor stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers.

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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2013, 01:41:05 AM »
obama has cut the deficit in half?


How could he even say that with a straight face?  :rotf:  I don't think he did.
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Re: RBinMaine schools a right winger at the water cooler
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2013, 02:17:26 AM »
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squandered the Clinton surplus

If TheRapist was actually running a surplus and not a figure-shuffling, sleight of hand with Social Security collections,  why did the economy tank in his last year and a half?  Plus, I seem to remember getting a rebate from the government, FROM A RETHUGLIKKKAN!!!11!!


How could he even say that with a straight face?  :rotf:  I don't think he did.

That was started by the cultists at the Yew Nork cage-liner and repeated by the half-wits at MSLSD.  So, of course, the (D)Ullards run with it constantly without any critical analysis, whatsoever.  Subsequently, I do believe the Magic Kenyans' Ministry of Truth repeated it, which then, made it absolute gospel for the Low Information (D)Ump.  It's all based on the concept, get this, that we have no debt.

Let that sink in....
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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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