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Offline I_B_Perky

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How not to get a job
« on: December 18, 2013, 09:38:37 PM »
The headline: Cops: Man Flashes Gun at McDonalds, Demands Job Application



The link: How not to get a job!

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Monroe reportedly entered the McDonalds on St. Paul's Boulevard and asked the store manager for an application. Police say that after the manager explained twice that the application process was handled online, Monroe lifted his shirt and revealed a gun tucked in his waistband.

The manager reportedly asked Monroe to have a seat, found a paper application and contacted police. 

Police arrested Monroe while he was filling out the application.

He did not get the position.


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Re: How not to get a job
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2013, 10:26:40 PM »
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Monroe lifted his shirt and revealed a gun tucked in his waistband.

Obviously he was just telling the manager that he wanted to apply for a job as an armed security guard.
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Re: How not to get a job
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 12:06:22 AM »
Dude attempted armed job robbery.
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Re: How not to get a job
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 09:22:09 AM »
They won't give one of Obama's sons a job?



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Re: How not to get a job
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 09:25:14 AM »
Suffice it to say Monroe is a registered democrat.
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Re: How not to get a job
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2013, 01:05:50 AM »
This one would qualify for the old "Just Damn" ping list on FR.  That's exactly what I thought.  "Just Damn."
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