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Offline Tess Anderson

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Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« on: December 18, 2013, 02:06:04 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018537029

I bet the paperwork is done, alright:

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Well, the paper work is done...


 Now the hard part. Picking an apartment.

I have five apartment complexes to choose from. Four have studios . This is going to be hard. They are all really nice places with all the amenities you want and need. Going to have to do a lot of study of the places. Have only 3 weeks to decide.

so there's four studio apartments and a one bedroom? Duh, Amber ..  . :mental:
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2013, 02:14:14 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on December 18, 2013, 02:06:04 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018537029

I bet the paperwork is done, alright:

so there's four studio apartments and a one bedroom? Duh, Amber ..  . :mental:

Eh...when working in a 7/11 is something that simply cannot be overcome...well, there will be other trying times.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2013, 02:22:57 PM »
She's a regular Leona Helmsley.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2013, 02:28:49 PM »
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They are all really nice places with all the amenities you want and need.

Take the one closest to the sauna. Going to need to unwind after a long hard day at the office. Hopefully, that one will offer valet parking. You know how difficult finding a space is during the evening rush.

Location close to the train station. This will allow her to leave her car home and take the train to the airport when business takes her to NYC or LA.

Swimming pool. Don't accept a unit that is too far from it. Same goes for the exercise room.

Shops, especally boutiques, must be close to the front door. The hair stylist should be no more than 1 block away.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2013, 02:37:20 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 18, 2013, 02:28:49 PM
Take the one closest to the sauna. Going to need to unwind after a long hard day at the office. Hopefully, that one will offer valet parking. You know how difficult finding a space is during the evening rush.

Location close to the train station. This will allow her to leave her car home and take the train to the airport when business takes her to NYC or LA.

Swimming pool. Don't accept a unit that is too far from it. Same goes for the exercise room.

Shops, especally boutiques, must be close to the front door. The hair stylist should be no more than 1 block away.

It sounds like Amber is on easy street.

The only things she lacks now are a job, money, sanity, a grasp on reality, and a future.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2013, 02:47:25 PM »
AND,  green space. Must have plenty of Green Space!
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2013, 02:53:56 PM »
Which one is closest to the imaginary Indian?  :???:
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2013, 02:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 18, 2013, 02:53:56 PM
Which one is closest to the imaginary Indian?  :???:

Does it matter?  I'm sure any one of them will be great for Chief Running Drugs to relocate his "business operations" to. :whistling:
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2013, 03:00:41 PM »
She's thinking this...



... when really, it'll be more like this.



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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2013, 03:02:19 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 02:58:54 PM
Does it matter?  I'm sure any one of them will be great for Chief Running Drugs to relocate his "business operations" to. :whistling:
Where they going to keep his horse?
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2013, 03:03:14 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 18, 2013, 03:02:19 PM
Where they going to keep his horse?

That's for the valet to worry about.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2013, 03:07:06 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 18, 2013, 03:02:19 PM
Where they going to keep his horse?

In the fridge!

Geez, do I ahve to do all tha thinkin around hear!?!
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2013, 03:26:17 PM »
Don't overlook the value of a compost pile.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2013, 03:27:31 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 18, 2013, 02:53:56 PM
Which one is closest to the imaginary Indian?  :???:

That, I believe, is the one they call "Pup Tent".
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2013, 03:27:47 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on December 18, 2013, 03:26:17 PM
Don't overlook the value of a compost pile.

Well, if you're going to have a compost pile, then you simply MUST have the communal garden plots that goes with it.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2013, 03:31:50 PM »
The unwashed sponge would do well to pick the one with the most windows to help with airflow.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2013, 03:33:39 PM »
Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on December 18, 2013, 03:31:50 PM
The unwashed sponge would do well to pick the one with the most windows to help with airflow.

Her neighbors would do well if she chose the one with the FEWEST portals for her personal effervescence to escape into the commons areas.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2013, 04:03:29 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 18, 2013, 03:00:41 PM
She's thinking this...



... when really, it'll be more like this.



.


Those pics are more like...


Before Amber moved in


and


After Amber moved in...
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2013, 04:10:35 PM »
I'm sorry but shit like this makes me see red!
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2013, 04:17:23 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 03:27:47 PM
Well, if you're going to have a compost pile, then you simply MUST have the communal garden plots that goes with it.

I believe that is included in the "Green Zone" fatboy was talking about.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2013, 04:21:00 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 18, 2013, 04:10:35 PM
I'm sorry but shit like this makes me see red!

I really doubt she's going to get something nice.

It'll probably look something like this, when she moves in:

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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2013, 04:24:47 PM »
Quote from: jukin on December 18, 2013, 04:10:35 PM
I'm sorry but shit like this makes me see red!
Agreed!  What she termed 'the American dream being alive' several days ago, is actually the 'DUmmie dream', a place to live that someone else (taxpayers) is paying for.

Shortly after moving in she will complain about the apartment amenities, her EBT amount not being enough to last the month, the "system" not providing adequate transportation, inadequate (but free to her) medical/dental care.

Parasite.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2013, 04:40:02 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 18, 2013, 02:28:49 PM
Take the one closest to the sauna. Going to need to unwind after a long hard day at the office. Hopefully, that one will offer valet parking. You know how difficult finding a space is during the evening rush.

She'll be working at a coffee shop, and she doesn't know how to drive.

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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2013, 04:44:30 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 18, 2013, 04:40:02 PM
She'll be working at a coffee shop, and she doesn't know how to drive.



Entirely beside the point, Dear Dori. Each of these things is a fundamental, basic human right, according to Amber's fellow DUmbshits, and their philosophy of "I WANT IT!! WAAAAAAH!!!"

Basic civility and human decency demands that we - the producers - open our wallets (again) and do our civic duty for our motivationally challenged fellow citizens.
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Re: Amber has five apartment complexes to pick from
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2013, 05:07:19 PM »
Make sure that you check with management to see if they will allow your bed bug pets to stay also, and don't forget to include them in the decision making process on which apartment they would prefer.
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