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Offline dixierose

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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2013, 10:01:49 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 18, 2013, 09:59:48 AM
You never know. Stevenumbers might hit it. Better to be safe than sorry.

Okay...that made me laugh. :rofl:
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2013, 11:01:40 AM »
What a trainwreck!  :mental:
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2013, 11:05:18 AM »
Quote from: dixierose on December 18, 2013, 09:39:04 AM
Do you really think we need to worry about that?

Yes. Knowing how liberal women are.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2013, 11:28:52 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 18, 2013, 11:05:18 AM
Yes. Knowing how liberal women are.

One of 'em might impregnate an effeminate DUmmy male, and then the world is ****ed.


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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2013, 01:53:07 PM »
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When his parents finally expire, he will either die or live as a parasite on the governement, and thank goodness the Canadians will be feeding/medicating him and not us.

No, Canada has full-blown socialized medicine.

As soon as his parents pass away, the Canuck death panels will draw a bead on LocoNuts.

He won't last long.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2013, 02:15:06 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 17, 2013, 07:01:36 PM
He sounds coherent.  I bet if he just got out in the sun and did some physical work, like did the yard work, or worked a garden, that might help him get over himself.


     Where I come from, they call this removing the sugar from your britches.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2013, 04:40:50 PM »
What was once pathetically funny is now just...well....pathetic.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2013, 05:15:07 PM »
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My parents ... would always allow me to live at home no questions asked like a parasite. I would do nothing but eat and sleep, and browse the web for months on end. I was lucky if I were to get out for long enough to even walk around the block. They never forced me to get a job, or socialize, or asked me to pay rent or even carry my own weight around the house.

This guy is the envy of every liberal that's ever existed.

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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2013, 09:10:23 PM »
Quote from: Gern on December 18, 2013, 04:40:50 PM
What was once pathetically funny is now just...well....pathetic.

That's what I'm thinking, too.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2013, 10:00:58 PM »
Quote from: Gern on December 18, 2013, 04:40:50 PM
What was once pathetically funny is now just...well....pathetic.

No way. The crazier LocoNuts gets and the more he writes about it, the funnier he becomes.

If he keeps it up and if he doesn't commit suicide, two really big ifs, he could contend for Top DUmmy some day.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2013, 10:16:46 PM »
Locust - you have to fight it.  I deal with horrible panic attacks and know how it is to want to just stay home and give in.  It's not a good place to be and I refuse to become homebound.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2013, 10:27:55 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on December 18, 2013, 10:16:46 PM
Locust - you have to fight it.  I deal with horrible panic attacks and know how it is to want to just stay home and give in.  It's not a good place to be and I refuse to become homebound.
And you're a decent, civilized person. Half of you is worth more than a hundred of LocoNuts.

Another reason he's a laugh riot.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2013, 10:29:00 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2013, 10:27:55 PM
And you're a decent, civilized person. Half of you is worth more than a hundred of LocoNuts.

Another reason he's a laugh riot.

Thanks. I have a great job I plan to keep so I don't have the learned helplessness or whatever he called it.

Loco needs to fight it and get out. He'll feel much better.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2013, 10:39:57 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on December 18, 2013, 10:16:46 PM
Locust - you have to fight it.  I deal with horrible panic attacks and know how it is to want to just stay home and give in.  It's not a good place to be and I refuse to become homebound.
His parents need to do what mine did.  Divorce, sell the house, and tell him he's on his own.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2013, 10:57:09 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 18, 2013, 10:39:57 PM
His parents need to do what mine did.  Divorce, sell the house, and tell him he's on his own.

Agree.  It's amazing what happens when a person is forced to do something. 
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2013, 10:59:36 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on December 18, 2013, 10:57:09 PM
Agree.  It's amazing what happens when a person is forced to do something. 
Yep.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #41 on: December 18, 2013, 11:14:53 PM »
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2013, 06:08:20 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 18, 2013, 11:14:53 PM
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Nah.  Too much work for LocoNuts.

Funny link.

Thing is, for most DUmmies, they won't need an ER Dr., they'll need a bicycle inner tube repair kit and an air pump.
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Re: locust primitive lives as a shut-in
« Reply #43 on: December 19, 2013, 09:10:57 AM »
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My parents have long been huge enablers. We are by no means wealthy but we have always been financially stable enough to allow for such a situation to develop. When I would have my periodic mental breakdowns, 4 or 5 or more of them now, they would always allow me to live at home no questions asked like a parasite. I would do nothing but eat and sleep, and browse the web for months on end. I was lucky if I were to get out for long enough to even walk around the block. They never forced me to get a job, or socialize, or asked me to pay rent or even carry my own weight around the house.

IOW: if your parents had been conservatives instead of liberals you wouldn't be the pseudo-masculine gelatinous freak show you are today.
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