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Offline Charles Henrickson

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Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« on: December 17, 2013, 01:59:42 AM »
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2013, 02:01:43 AM »
The OP for this thread is DUmmie Demo_Chris, who gets a beatdown from the ObamaCare lemmings.

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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2013, 02:04:00 AM »






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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2013, 04:35:13 AM »
Charles, is it really advisable to include a picture of Nancy Pelosi?

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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2013, 07:23:51 AM »
Lots of good zingers, Charles, like

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but there were an awful lot of ***** jokes for a man of the cloth.   :lmao:
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2013, 08:32:14 AM »
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A wave of quiet melancholy seeped from the darkened space where his one true love sobbed quietly. Out in the chaos of the beast-maddened world, the sneering and sarcastic acolytes of the Magical Priest King laughed heartily at the family's pain - they blocked up their ears as if with wax at any sadness, lest the Magical Priest King be considered less glowing. They crowded about, pointing and lauging. Always pointing and laughing....
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2013, 04:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Karin on December 17, 2013, 07:23:51 AM
there were an awful lot of ***** jokes. . . .

But the OP, DUmmie Demo_Chris, had written:

8 hours and a hundred crashes to get this far. . . . I called the 800 number while my wife sat in our darkened bedroom, crying and clutching her cat. . . .

So with that kind of a set-up, it's hard not to quote Mrs. Slocombe:

"I hope this isn't going to take long. My p*ssy's been locked up for eight hours."

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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2013, 04:21:55 PM »
Another of my favorite lines from Demo_Chris was when he called healthcare.gov "the Cirque du Soleil of incompetence."
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2013, 04:33:44 PM »
I hit DUFU earlier this morning.
The cat fight lives.  :lmao:
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2013, 08:00:28 PM »
One of the funniest DUmmie FUnnies I've read. Thanks for the giggles Charles and Demo_Chris.
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2013, 09:44:44 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 17, 2013, 04:19:40 PM
But the OP, DUmmie Demo_Chris, had written:

8 hours and a hundred crashes to get this far. . . . I called the 800 number while my wife sat in our darkened bedroom, crying and clutching her cat. . . .

So with that kind of a set-up, it's hard not to quote Mrs. Slocombe:

"I hope this isn't going to take long. My p*ssy's been locked up for eight hours."



I almost spit my coffee out last night when I got to the Mrs. Slocombe photo.  I scrolled back up to make sure it was you posting, and not PJ.  I never would have expected it out of you.  H5 for the memories!

For those interested, here are seven minutes of Mrs. Slocombe on her *****:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJlItzalJY[/youtube]
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2013, 10:00:27 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 17, 2013, 09:44:44 PM
For those interested, here are seven minutes of Mrs. Slocombe on her *****:

For someone who has Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson mentioned in his signature, it's not surprising that you would be familiar with Mrs. Slocombe's pu--with Mrs. Slocombe.
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2013, 10:21:05 PM »
I miss that show.  They replaced it here with "The Last Of The Summer Wine".
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2013, 05:37:05 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 17, 2013, 10:21:05 PM
I miss that show.  They replaced it here with "The Last Of The Summer Wine".

I was always a fan of Keeping Up Appearances. I knew so many hyacinths in real life.
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2013, 06:43:59 AM »
DU will be entertaining when January arrives, and most of the primitives are without insurance cards.
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Re: Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares (New DUFU)
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2013, 10:42:34 AM »
Quote from: miskie on December 18, 2013, 06:43:59 AM
DU will be entertaining when January arrives, and most of the primitives are without insurance cards.

Or when they try to see a doctor......... :popcorn:
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