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Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« on: December 15, 2013, 03:21:38 AM »
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Andy Stephenson. I still can't wrap my head around the hate.
When I think about the malicious response to what DU tried to do in helping Andy Stephenson with his grievous illness, I believe it was outright jealousy and mean-spiritedness that fueled efforts to malign Andy and others during that whole sequence of events.

It is beyond ironic those same evil bastards believe they are the "real Americans" that understand what honor and dignity are. They wrap themselves in the flag and quote the Bible as "solid religous folk".

They had better hope there is no God above watching what they do every day. Because if there is an almighty, they are for certain going down into everlasting Hellfires of Gehenna.

This was a Seattle Times column I'm sure was linked many times before that I just read about it.

http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2002382738_danny15.html


This does seem a bit out of the blue, I am sure. But I happen to know that up until this very day the people most central to that smear job on Andy and DU are still crowing about it as though it is something to be proud of instead of something one should beg everlasting forgiveness for.

As a side note, anyone know what EFerrari is doing? Does she post at DU?

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3. I miss EFerrari too and it seems she has left DU.

There evidently was a really hateful thread against her in the former Meta. I missed it but perhaps others can fill you in. I agree with you about the hateful meanness done to Andy. I hope those responsible will get what they deserve in the end. I think they will.

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6. She had some stalkers, sort of like Andy. Maybe there was some overlap. ****ing psychos.

She left just when she was on  the cusp of winning a major award.

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8. I have no doubt it was the same groups

Which group was that?

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10. I wonder what would happen if we all started calling out . . .

hate.

What I have in mind is, every time we see a post or reply that is pure hate, or snark, or sarcasm, or an ad hominem "attack the messenger" -- basically, anything that is diversionary from the substance of the discussion . . .

If it's debatable, I wouldn't do it. But there are actually a lot of replies, if not posts, that really seem to be pretty much pure hate. And my thought is to reply to them, simply, with the word, hate.

I may try demo'ing this. I think it needs to be applied only in instances that are pretty unequivocally hateful. And they may wise up and start pulling there punches, in which case I might abandon the tactic.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2013, 04:07:45 AM »
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10. I wonder what would happen if we all started calling out . . .

hate.


What I have in mind is, every time we see a post or reply that is pure hate, or snark, or sarcasm, or an ad hominem "attack the messenger" -- basically, anything that is diversionary from the substance of the discussion . . .

If it's debatable, I wouldn't do it. But there are actually a lot of replies, if not posts, that really seem to be pretty much pure hate. And my thought is to reply to them, simply, with the word, hate.

I may try demo'ing this. I think it needs to be applied only in instances that are pretty unequivocally hateful. And they may wise up and start pulling there punches, in which case I might abandon the tactic.

So I was walking along, minding my own business, when I got knocked over. I jump up, and based upon the smell, I expect to see that I've been ran over by a manure truck, but it's snot. Snot is all smiles as he/she/it drives the Hate Train that is known as the DU Hypocritical Projection Express.

Unfortunately for snot, snot is too stupid too realize that he/she/it is actually piloting the Hate Train that is known as the DU Hypocritical Projection Express. Snot is actually so naive as to think that he/she/it is actually at the controls of the Love Train also known as the DU Help, Love, and Tolerance Express. Snot and his/her/its passengers do not realize that the DU Help, Love, and Tolerance Express does not even exist because they are all "looking through a glass darkly". Nor do they find it one bit ironic that their main source of happiness in life is attempting to run people over with the Hate Train that is known as the DU Hypocritical Projection Express.

Stupid DUmmies, but I repeat myself.

Their hypocrisy and delusion has forced me to go back into the FlippyDoo Show archives and pull a clip that I've pulled at least once before. I would think that anyone who reads it would come to the conclusion that if you were to silence the hate on DU you would be left with a website with no posts.

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Rockholm: The term "Democrat Party" is really pissing me off. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Oookay. Just for the sake of being diplomatic, how do you view the DemocratIC Party?

Count Olaf: The Democratic Party has traditionally been the party of love. linky-dink

Jackpine Radical: The Dems are the party of love. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: The party of love? I guess that was some love that good ole Rockholm was displaying earlier, but that doesn't matter. If you say the dems are the party of love who am I to say that you're wrong. I've got an idea though. Let's play a game. I'll say a word and you say whatever pops into your head. Let's start with: Bush.

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FlippyDoo: Christians.

noahmijo: I hate Christians even though I am a believer of the teachings of Christ. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Thanksgiving.

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FlippyDoo: Family.

cain_7777: I hate my freeper brother-n-law! linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Christmas.

Vinca: I definitely hate Christmas. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Wow. That is indeed a bunch of love. So any other opinions on the DemocratIC Party?

AmericanLiberal: the Democrats are the party of compassion linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Compassion? Hmm. Let's play that word game again. The first is Jerry Falwell.

Gold Metal Flake: I'll stop dancing on Fallwell's grave long enough to piss on it. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Ronald Reagan.

mopaul: I'm glad he's dead and I don't care how many times I'm scolded or chastised for it. linky-dink

anotherdrew: I've still got to get my dancing done at reagan's grave, linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Robert Novak.

Robb: I'd like to dance on Novak's grave now. linky-dink

FlippyDoo. Whew. Let's go to something different. What do you guys think of our military?

Undertheocran: All of them are babykillers, The whole army needs to be desolved linky-dink

FlippyDoo: Darn. Umm. Moving on to something else again. What about America? Give me you opinion of America.

bhunt70: I hate America at this moment. linky-dink

Tom Yossarian Joad: America, the land of stupid mother****ers. linky-dink

FlippyDoo: For ****'s face!!!! What is wrong with you people!!! No. I'm sorry. I've got to calm down. Got to watch the language…Okay. I'm sorry about that. Tom mentioned something about America and stupidity.  A poll was posted several years back asking DUers their IQs. Out of 82 votes 78 people claimed to have IQs of 120 or above. And 37 people claimed to have an IQ of 140 or above. linky-dink to the poll That's a lot of smart people.
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2013, 05:05:36 AM »
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10. I wonder what would happen if we all started calling out . . .

hate.

What I have in mind is, every time we see a post or reply that is pure hate, or snark, or sarcasm, or an ad hominem "attack the messenger" -- basically, anything that is diversionary from the substance of the discussion

Convenient way to shut down any dissension by claiming aggrieved status and labeling opposition as "hate".  You bottom dwellers do this as normal humans breathe.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2013, 06:15:38 AM »
And just a few days ago, Pretzel was over talking about sniper rifles with the people he accuses of killing the fat boy.
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2013, 06:57:06 AM »
AS had pancreatic cancer. He was doomed from the start. I knew it, you knew it, and AS knew it too.

-And that urban legend you spread about JH withholding treatment over a 'PayPal account' or 'misplaced check' is absolute bunk, and you know that as well. Hospitals always act first when it comes to severe or catastrophic conditions.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2013, 07:02:14 AM »
AS had pancreatic cancer. He was doomed from the start. I knew it, you knew it, and AS knew it too.

-And that urban legend you spread about JH withholding treatment over a 'PayPal account' or 'misplaced check' is absolute bunk, and you know that as well. Hospitals always act first when it comes to severe or catastrophic conditions.

The DUmmie version just sounds better, facts be damned.

Who give a **** about facts, anyway, when it involves conservatives, right.
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2013, 07:18:05 AM »
The DUmmie version just sounds better, facts be damned.

Who give a **** about facts, anyway, when it involves conservatives, right.

Libs exist on contrived drivel (the 2000 election for example) that they repeat back and forth and around and around.
It is fun though when they spew the stuff they just know is true and you let them talk themselves into a corner then show them the actual facts.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2013, 07:24:23 AM »
Libs exist on contrived drivel (the 2000 election for example) that they repeat back and forth and around and around.
It is fun though when they spew the stuff they just know is true and you let them talk themselves into a corner then show them the actual facts.

They go from smug to  :panic: in an instant.

The ones I have to deal with will mutter something somewhat derogatory at me and slink off.   :-)
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2013, 07:36:02 AM »
The red round sodomite and Pretzel Dick were practically neighbors.

What did the Pretzeler ever do for ol' Andy while he was still alive?
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2013, 07:50:07 AM »
How many years in a row now have they NOT made note of Andy on the day of his passing?

The one thing that is clear is that Andy was un-American and a hatemonger who died of a staph infection after delaying surgery for months in his home state because he wanted to go to JH

PW has become the new DU "Rationality" of 2004/05. You might want to find out how that worked out for him.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2013, 09:38:47 AM »
Pretzer the molester has hopelessly insane hopes that he can somehow silence us...this is a stealth campaign from Curtis but a useless one.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2013, 09:58:03 AM »
I'm sure had AS been the lucky recipient of O-care he'd still be alive today and the DUmmies wouldn't have had to ante up a cent.

Why is PeW suddenly making DU cred posts?  What's he afraid of?  Did his short venture here make him doubt himself in some small way?  Is he trying to convince himself and others that he's still a true blue prog?  Inquiring minds and all that.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2013, 10:06:22 AM »
Pretzer the molester has hopelessly insane hopes that he can somehow silence us...this is a stealth campaign from Curtis but a useless one.

It may be time to work up a Number Six on him.
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2013, 10:16:50 AM »
It may be time to work up a Number Six on him.

What is his problem anyway?

I'd never heard of him until he showed up here.

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He made a stir while here, but I stayed out of it, because one's professional duty as moderator is to stay above the fray, to not get involved.

But now he's all pissy and bent out of shape, and I'm at wits'-end trying to figure out why.
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2013, 10:18:06 AM »
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something one should beg everlasting forgiveness for.

I thought you didn't believe in that sort of hocus-pocus mumbo-jumbo, Curtis. 

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2013, 10:33:39 AM »
What's his full name again?
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2013, 10:42:00 AM »
What's his full name again?

Do you mean Curtis Wade Branson, owner of the biggest fivehead in Bellevue, WA?
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2013, 10:48:36 AM »
Takin a trip down memory lane.

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Even more at his twitter page:

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2013, 10:55:12 AM »
I'm sure had AS been the lucky recipient of O-care he'd still be alive today and the DUmmies wouldn't have had to ante up a cent.

Why is PeW suddenly making DU cred posts?  What's he afraid of?  Did his short venture here make him doubt himself in some small way?  Is he trying to convince himself and others that he's still a true blue prog?  Inquiring minds and all that.
As I recall, there was a bit of an up-tic on the number of "visitors", and "new", members while he was making a fool of himself.
All of them saw it happen.  He's only trying his best to polish his turd, and regain that lost respect.
It's fun watching him polish it with his tongue.  We continue to laugh at him.
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2013, 11:01:46 AM »
I, as shame-able as it may be, harbor malice for the DUmmies.

I will go out of my way to make a shambles of their world.

I know, it's kinda weird, even I know it's weird, but they are set in their ways as am I.

One of my favorite villains once said something to the effect "Mal, I can't live in their world, I'm a monster" or something like that. That's me.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2013, 11:16:30 AM »
What is his problem anyway?

I'd never heard of him until he showed up here.

<<<pays attention to only PoP (primitives of prominence).

He made a stir while here, but I stayed out of it, because one's professional duty as moderator is to stay above the fray, to not get involved.

But now he's all pissy and bent out of shape, and I'm at wits'-end trying to figure out why.

He tried to mole but that went badly so then figured he was going to school all of us with his self contrived brilliance,that hit the ditch almost instantly too...now he is just a whiny,butt hurt bitch hoping to make it all go away.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2013, 11:17:57 AM »
The DUmmies will never figure out how coach was able to shut down the sodomite's care at Johns Hopkins.

That temporary delay was a key to success.

Then shuffling the incoming hospital mail, so the payment check would be lost - brilliant!

And they'll never discover how he was tracked down in Washington for the final coup de DUmmy.

I hope that some day poor, addled grasswipe will put together a summary of her investigation results.

It should be a hoot.

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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2013, 11:28:49 AM »
As I recall, there was a bit of an up-tic on the number of "visitors", and "new", members while he was making a fool of himself.
All of them saw it happen.  He's only trying his best to polish his turd, and regain that lost respect.
It's fun watching him polish it with his tongue.  We continue to laugh at him.


     That's not sort of what happened - that's EXACTLY what happened. The numbnuts came over and identified himself, and now like a scared little puss he's got to hit every DUmmy meme on which
there is consensus. Scamdy is one of them.

     Curtis, how pathetic is it that you have to build your bona fides back for a group of worthless turdmongers like CalPeg and TheMasturbatorsNightcap? As for Beth, she turned out like most of you do:
too much wane, not enough wax, and that's all she wrote. The story of you DUmmies is that you strive for meaning on a website full of skittles and Loconuts when you should be dealing with your home
life. Doug left Beth and she barely missed a DU beat. She got run out of SF to what, a trailer, and she missed nary a chance to "LOL" on DU. Where is she now? Life caught up to her, dipshit. She probably
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2013, 11:39:50 AM »
PeW should contact  the StinkDUde.
StinkDUde has a closet full of used tutu's and silk panties he could purchase.
PeW, don't pull a Skippy, wash the panties first, OK?
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Re: Pretzel laments the red round queer being killed by hate
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2013, 12:40:23 PM »
I, as shame-able as it may be, harbor malice for the DUmmies.

I will go out of my way to make a shambles of their world.

I know, it's kinda weird, even I know it's weird, but they are set in their ways as am I.

One of my favorite villains once said something to the effect "Mal, I can't live in their world, I'm a monster" or something like that. That's me.

I keep dossiers of DUmmies, I update them all the time. I know where you live, I know where you work, I know what you do in your free time.

I'm looking at you DUmmies and I'm paying particular attention.

Gosh, you're almost like Santa Clause.